This only works on 1.9.2

campfire.rb

require 'uri'
require 'psych'
require 'net/http'

require 'meme' # Install meme_generator

module Campfire
  class API
    attr_reader :uri, :token, :pass

    def initialize uri, token, pass = 'x'
      @uri   = URI.parse uri
      @token = token
      @pass  = pass
    end

    def join room_id
      connect.start do |http|
        req = Net::HTTP::Post.new "/room/#{room_id}/join.xml"
        req.basic_auth token, pass
        http.request(req)
      end
    end

    def watch room_id
      uri = URI.parse('https://streaming.campfirenow.com')

      connect(uri).start do |http|
        req = Net::HTTP::Get.new "/room/#{room_id}/live.json"
        req.basic_auth token, pass
        http.request(req) do |res|

          # FIXME: This will break on large chunks.  It would be nicer
          # to grab an IO from net/http and feed the IO directly to psych.
          res.read_body do |chunk|
            unless chunk.strip.empty?
              chunk.split("\r").each do |message|
                yield Psych.load(message)
              end
            end
          end
        end
      end
    end

    def post room_id, message, type = 'Textmessage'
      data = Psych.to_json('message' => {
        'body' => message,
        'type' => type
      })

      connect.start do |http|
        req = Net::HTTP::Post.new "/room/#{room_id}/speak.json"
        req['Content-Type'] = 'application/json'
        req.basic_auth token, pass
        http.request(req, data)
      end
    end

    private
    def connect uri = uri
      x         = Net::HTTP.new(uri.host, uri.port)
      x.use_ssl = true
      x
    end
  end
end

url    = ARGV[0] || 'omg'
key    = ARGV[1] || 'lol'
roomid = ARGV[2] || "<3<3"

streaming = Campfire::API.new url, key

streaming.join roomid
streaming.watch(roomid) do |event|
  begin
    id = event['room_id']
    case event['body']
    when /(\by\s+u\b)/i
      meme = Meme.new 'Y_U_NO'
      url  = meme.generate $`, ($1 + $')
      streaming.post id, url
    when /^lh>\s*(\d+)$/
      res = Net::HTTP.get_response URI.parse "http://rails.lighthouseapp.com/projects/8994/tickets/#{$1}.json"
      ticket = Psych.load(res.body)['ticket']
      streaming.post id, "##{ticket['number']} - #{ticket['title']}"
      streaming.post id, ticket['original_body']
      streaming.post id, ticket['url']
    when /^pull>\s*(\d+)$/
      res = Net::HTTP.get_response URI.parse "http://github.com/api/v2/json/pulls/rails/rails/#{$1}"
      pull = Psych.load res.body
      streaming.post id, pull['pull']['body']
      streaming.post id, "Patch: #{pull['pull']['patch_url']}"
    when '/r/pics'
      res  = Net::HTTP.get_response URI.parse "http://www.reddit.com/r/pics.json"
      pics = Psych.load res.body
      pic  = pics['data']['children'].reject { |x|
        x['over_18']
      }.sort_by { rand }.first

      streaming.post id, pic['data']['title']
      streaming.post id, pic['data']['url']
    when /^common$/i
      streaming.post id, 'https://img.skitch.com/20110215-qh6q2a4sfug3maxea9c5tquasr.jpg'
    when /I have a doubt/i
      streaming.post id, 'https://img.skitch.com/20110215-jwsbq45ck1af8rihdijj171qa3.jpg'
    end
  rescue Exception => e
    streaming.post id, e.message
    streaming.post id, e.backtrace.join("\n")
  end
end