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(function (scope, name, fn, map) {
  if (typeof define === 'function' && define.amd) {
    define(fn)
  } else if (typeof exports === 'object') {
    var rtn = fn(require, module.exports, module);
    if (module.exports !== rtn &&
        typeof rtn !== 'undefined') module.exports = rtn;
  } else {
    var exp = {}, mod = { exports: exp },
        reqr = function (i) { return map[i] ? scope[map[i]] : scope[i]; };

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/**
 * Defer callable. Kinda tricky to explain. Basically:
 *  "Don't make newFn callable until I tell you via this trigger callback."
 *
 * Example:

      // Only start logging after 3 seconds
      var log = function (str) { console.log(str); };
      var deferredLog = deferCallable(log, function (done) {
        setTimeout(done, 3000);

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#!/bin/sh

# install:
#   cd /usr/local/bin && wget -O stage-me https://gist.github.com/phuu/5704768/raw/gistfile1.sh && chmod u+x stage-me

branch=`git symbolic-ref HEAD 2>/dev/null | cut -d"/" -f 3-`
echo "Merging ⭠ $branch into ⭠ staging."
read -p "Is this correct? [y/N] : " -r
if [[ $REPLY =~ ^[Yy]$ ]]
then

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#!/bin/sh

# Commit and sync to Github
# To install, run:
#   cd /usr/local/bin && wget -O commit-and-sync https://gist.github.com/phuu/5680243/raw/gistfile1.sh && chmod u+x commit-and-sync
# then restart yaw terminals.

BRANCH="$(git symbolic-ref HEAD 2>/dev/null)"

# Reconnaissance

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//  io.js
  define(['jquery'], function ($) {
    return $({});
  });
  
  ...
  
//  main.js
  require(['io', 'toast'], function (io, toast) {
    io.on('my_event', function () {});

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#!/bin/sh

# Github -> Bitbucket
#  - Save this in /usr/local/bin as github-to-bitbucket
#  - Then:
#      cd /usr/local/bin
#      chmod u+x github-to-bitbucket
#  - Then restart your terminal
#  - You should now have a github-to-bitbucket command

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Why?

Why are am I here? Why am I alive, on this planet, at this time?

A big question? No, a deepity. In one reading, truth. In another, nonsense.

The word ‘why’ can be taken in two ways: why meaning for what purpose did x happen; and why meaning how did x happen. Let's look at ‘why am I here?’ from both perspectives.

In the first sense, the question can be rewritten as ‘for what purpose am I here?’. In the second, ‘how is it that I came to be here?’.

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// Array
// pros:
//   simple, no duplication of ports
// cons:
//   a tld can be duplicated

{
  6000: [
    "api.name.dev",
    "admin.name.dev"

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var myModule = (function () {
  // Private
  var name = "AsyncJS";
  // Public
  return {
    getName: function () {
      return name;
    },
    setName: function (value) {
      return (name = value);

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# A ~/.gitconfig file
[user]
	name = YOUR NAME
	email = YOUR EMAIL
[github]
	user = YOUR USERNAME
	token = YOUR TOKEN
[core]
	quotepath = false
	editor = nvim