String.autism() method Matches ticks `'`, quotes `"`, and parenthesis `(`.

String.prototype.autism.js

String.prototype.autism = function () {
  var parens = 0,
	    ticks = 0,
	    quotes = 0,
	    line = this.valueOf();
	for (var i = 0; i < line.length; i++) {
		if (line[i] === '(') { // Parens
			parens++;
		} else if (line[i] === ')') {
			parens--;
		}
		if (line[i] === "'") { // Ticks
			if (ticks % 2 === 0) { // Equal amoutnt of ticks
				ticks++;
			} else {
				ticks--;
			}
		}
		if (line[i] === '"') { // Quotes
			if (quotes % 2 === 0) { // Equal amount of quotes
				quotes++;
			} else { // Odd amount of quotes
				quotes--;
			}
		}
	}
	line = line + 
		Array(parens+1).join(')') +
		Array(ticks+1).join("'") +
		Array(quotes+1).join('"');
	return line;
}