Cloud2butt

gistfile1.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name Cloud2Butt
// @include *
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
	var textnodes = document.evaluate("//body//text()[not(ancestor::script) and not(ancestor::style)]", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null),
		node, text;
	for(var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++) {
		node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);
		text = node.data;
		text = text.replace(/the cloud/i, "my butt");
		text = text.replace(/cloud computing/i, "butt computing");
		text = text.replace(/cloud-savvy/i, "butt-savy");
		text = text.replace(/cloud-related/i, "butt related");
		text = text.replace(/cloud tech/i, "butt tech");
		node.data = text;
	}
}).call(this);