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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>Tor: The Web Browser for Criminals</title>
<meta name="description" content="Tor, the web browser for criminals">
<meta name="author" content="Jordan Rejaud">
<meta name="keywords" content="tor, browser, web browser, privacy, web browser for criminals">
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://torcriminalbrowser.com/style/format.css">
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="http://torcriminalbrowser.com/favicon.ico">
<script>
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})(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga');
ga('create', 'UA-46626593-2', 'auto');
ga('send', 'pageview');
</script>
<!-- Begin criminalizer style -->
<style type="text/css">
#criminalizer-wrapper { text-align:center; width:100% }
#criminalizer-wrapper h2 { padding-top:50px; font-weight:bold; font-size:120% }
#criminalized {
height:350px;
white-space: nowrap;
position:relative
}
#criminalizer+label+#criminalized #criminal,
#criminalizer:checked+label+#criminalized #lawful {
transition: all 4s ease-out;
position:absolute;
top:-1000px;
left:50%;
opacity: 0;
}
#criminalizer+label+#criminalized #lawful,
#criminalizer:checked+label+#criminalized #criminal {
transition: all 3s ease-in;
position:absolute;
top:8px;
left:50%;
text-align:center;
margin: 0 auto;
opacity: 1;
}
#criminalizer-wrapper img { vertical-align:middle }
#criminalizer-wrapper .image figcaption,
#criminalizer-wrapper .image span img {
position:relative;
left:-50%;
}
/* OT: tweak against empty space below piratebay item */
/* text can overflow beyond 256, without obstructing float-left */
.item { height: 256px }
</style>
<!-- End criminalizer style -->
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<script src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js" async defer></script>
</head>
<body>
<div id="nav">
<h1 id="logo"><a href="https://www.torproject.org/index.html.en">Tor</a></h1>
<nav>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.torproject.org/index.html.en">Home</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.torproject.org/about/overview.html.en">About Tor</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.torproject.org/docs/documentation.html.en">Documentation</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.torproject.org/press/press.html.en">Press</a></li>
<li><a href="https://blog.torproject.org/blog/">Blog</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.torproject.org/about/contact.html.en">Contact</a></li>
</ul>
</nav>
</div>
<!--Main Margins Block -->
<div>
<!-- Begin criminalizer -->
<div id="criminalizer-wrapper">
<input id="criminalizer" type="checkbox">
<label for="#criminalizer">Criminal mode</label>
<div id="criminalized">
<h2><img src="ajax-loader.gif"> [de]criminalizating...</h2>
<!-- Lawful Image-->
<figure id="lawful" class="image">
<span onclick="document.getElementById('criminalizer').click()">
<img src="tor-header.jpg" alt="Mark of criminal quality">
</span>
<figcaption>The Web Browser for Criminals</figcaption>
</figure>
<!-- Criminal Image-->
<figure id="criminal" class="image">
<span onclick="document.getElementById('criminalizer').click()">
<img src="criminal-header.jpg" alt="You're a criminal. Enjoy">
</span>
<figcaption>Criminal mode engaged</figcaption>
</figure>
</div>
</div>
<!-- End criminalizer -->
<hr>
<div class="itemcontainer">
<!-- Row 3 -->
<div class="item">
<h2>iCloud Hacking</h2>
<img src="http://logonoid.com/images/icloud-logo.png"/>
<p>Tor lets you hack iCloud to bend someone's iPhone 6 using remote microwave radiation</p>
</div>
<div class="item">
<h2>Arson</h2>
<img src="http://torcriminalbrowser.com/images/pyro.png"/>
<p>Tor can break through your victim's firewall to light their computer on fire</p>
</div>
<div class="item">
<h2>Free Pedobear Doll</h2>
<img src="http://torcriminalbrowser.com/images/pedobear.jpg"/>
<p>Anyone who uses Tor gets a free Pedobear doll! Use it to gain a child's trust! Its nose is a webcam!</p>
</div>
<!-- Row 1 -->
<div class="item">
<h2>Pirate Bay Search Engine</h2>
<img src="http://entertainmentagentblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/piratbyran.gif"/>
<p>The Pirate Bay is the default search engine in Tor. Why bother with Google? Cut out the middle man</p>
</div>
<div class="item">
<h2>Hacker 4chan</h2>
<img src="http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111102014122/suicideprevention/images/0/01/4chan-logo.jpg"/>
<p>Tor is the official browser of infamous hacker, 4chan</p>
</div>
<div class="item">
<h2>Aero-Narcotics</h2>
<img src="http://torcriminalbrowser.com/images/flyingcamel.png"/>
<p>Tor will use drones in Washington and Colorado to remotely fly illicit drugs to your home</p>
</div>
<!-- Row 2 -->
<div class="item">
<h2>Bitcoin Integration</h2>
<img src="https://bitcoin.org/img/opengraph.png"/>
<p>Euro, USD, and all other fiat currency values are automatically converted and shown as Bitcoin (the currency for criminals) when using Tor</p>
</div>
<div class="item">
<h2>Automobile download</h2>
<img src="downloadcar.png"/>
<p>The latest version of Tor finally lets you download a car. Only electric cars can be downloaded (because electricity = internet).</p>
</div>
<div class="item">
<h2>NSA Proof</h2>
<img src="http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/host.madison.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/1/de/1ded273c-e892-11e2-af6c-001a4bcf887a/51dc0072f346e.preview-620.jpg"/>
<p>Tor browser is completely NSA proof. You can conduct your illegal and blatantly non-ethical activities with no oversight from Big Brother.</p>
</div>
<div class="clear"></div>
<hr>
<div class="clear"></div>
<div class="item">
<h2>Requirements</h2>
<img src="http://torcriminalbrowser.com/images/comcast.png"/>
<p>Tor is optimized for modern ISPs (like Google Fiber) and is incompatible with Comcast</p>
</div>
<div class="item">
<h2>Who uses Tor?</h2>
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/SPECTRE_Logo.png"/>
<p><del>People who are concerned about their privacy</del><br>Murderers, Terrorists, the Cobra Commander, Sauron, and Criminals</p>
</div>
<div class="item">
<h2>Why use Tor?</h2>
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Tor-logo-2011-flat.svg/1280px-Tor-logo-2011-flat.svg.png"/>
<p><del>*cough* NSA *cough* </del><br>Because you are a scoundrel, a knave, and you have criminal activities to hide. Why else would you want anonymity ?</p>
</div>
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<p> An obvious (I hope) satire by <br><a href="http://www.jordanrejaud.com/">Jordan Rejaud</a></p>
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thedod commented Oct 28, 2014

The word [de]criminalizating started as a typo, but I've decided to pretend as if I've meme-engineered it 😈. Feel free to comment here what you think it means.

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