Conversation with Stack Overflow Expert 4/1/13

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Expert: Hello, can I help you with issues around pivoting 2 columns from 3 tables?

You: yeah, how do I do this?

Expert: That depends.

You: with depends? I don't think that's what I was going for...

Expert: Why do you want to know?

You: so that I can answer this question.

Expert: Let's start over. What exactly do you want to do?

You: pivot 2 columns from 3 tables, creating pivot column names to avoid conflicts

Expert: Truth.

You: True Dat.

Expert: Let's start over. What exactly do you want to do?

You: I would like a refund

Expert: Are you trolling me?

You: Are you trolling me?

Expert: Being trolling you is not a shame.

You: Where are you?

Expert: Why do you want to know?

You: So I can find you.

Expert: I'm not sure I'm the right person to help you find me.

You: Who is?

Expert: 42.

You: What is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

Expert: If I told you, what would you do with that information?

You: Quote it endlessly

Expert: Why would you want to quote it endlessly?

You: reddit told me to

Expert: :)

You: You win

Expert: O... kay...