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I'm sorry, but I have to admit, there are things in this world, which are - unfortunately awesome.
Cars cause pollution, the environment suffers, but a fancy new ride is - unfortunately awesome.
I'm chewing on a crayon, mom tells me to 'Stop it!', but it relaxes me - unfortunately awesome.
Diagnosis: psychosis!, I don't care, a joint first thing in the morning - unfortunately awesome.
"Stop nuclear energy!" you hear them screaming and I charge my smartphone - unfortunately awesome.
Finally a new job, gotta' get up early in the morning, getting wasted in a pub - unfortunately awesome.
My teeth are rotten, but they don't hurt yet, I'm not going to the dentist - unfortunately awesome.
I'm decorating drunken friends, it's mean indeed, -  but unfortunately awesome.

Bad for the offspring, bad for the North-sea, bad for your head - but unfortunately awesome.
Bad for your karma, bad for your future, bad for your job - but unfortunately awesome.
No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you.
Just look around, take a look at them, they are exactly like us.
No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you.
Just look around, take a look at them, take a look at them, take a look at them.

Throwing out books, throwing out the shelf, my new flatscreen - unfortunately awesome.
The bank sends a bill, I ain't opening it, throw in the trash - unfortunately awesome.
I get up in the morning, coffee tastes delicious, I go back to bed - unfortunately awesome.
I can't see a thing, everything's dark, but wearing sunglasses in the club is - unfortunately awesome.
I didn't like the record from Deichkind, but their shows are - unfortunately awesome.
Oh my god, who is this tramp in my bed, I must have been yesterday evening - unfortunately horny.
LED lights under my bed, LED lights under my closet, LED lights under my bed - unfortunately awesome.
A dragon and a warrior are fighting on a hill, airbrush painting - unfortunately awesome.

Bad for the quota, bad for the quint, bad for my quad - but unfortunately awesome.
Bad for the plans, bad for the belly, bad for the plot - but unfortunately awesome.
No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you.
Just look around, take a look at them, they are exactly like us.
No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you.
Just look around, take a look at them, take a look at them, take a look at them.

I'm watching a lot, I use to watch for quite some time, do you know Barbara Salesch? - unfortunately awesome.
I can't afford it, everything on credit, my card is glowing - unfortunately awesome.
I'm waving the vegan, with a mouth full of minced meat - mmmmmh! - unfortunately awesome.
Oh my cat is unfortunately dead, but three days of partying was - unfortunately awesome.
Stop thinking, switch off your brains, follow your instincts - unfortunately awesome.
I fancy the burger, fancy the tits, fancy the beer! - unfortunately awesome.
Little children's hands stitching beautiful shoes, my new sneakers are - unfortunately awesome.

In this song nothing rhymes at all, but no one noticed..... - unfortunately awesome.

No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you.
Just look around, take a look at them, they are exactly like us.
No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you.
Just look around, take a look at them, take a look at them, take a look at them.

Bad for your whirlpool, bad for the truth, bad for the wok,
bad for the Greeks, bad for the GEMA, bad for your god!