Anonymizr

twitter.js

var Anonymizr = {
  people: [
    { name: "Abradolf Linkler", username: "alinkler" },
    { name: "Beatriz Viterbo", username: "bv1945" },
    { name: "Charles Burns", username: "charlesb" },
    { name: "Dr. Strangelove", username: "drstrnglv" },
    { name: "Edward Meechum", username: "em_hoc" },
    { name: "FN-2187", username: "fn2187" },
    { name: "Gertie Barrimore", username: "gertie_b" },
    { name: "Holden Caulfield", username: "hcaulfield" },
    { name: "Inigo Montoya", username: "inigo_tpb" },
    { name: "John Doe", username: "johndoe7" },
    { name: "Karellen", username: "earthsupervisor" },
    { name: "Laurie Juspeczyk", username: "sspectre_ii" },
    { name: "Marty McFly", username: "bttf" },
    { name: "Nigel Godrich", username: "lp09" },
    { name: "Paul Allen", username: "dorsialover" },
    { name: "Robert Paulson", username: "whatsyrnameagain" },
    { name: "Thirteen", username: "li3s" },
    { name: "Vincent Vega", username: "footmaster" },
    { name: "Walt Whitman", username: "_willy_wonka_" }
  ],
  
  // Sites
  twitter: function () {
    // .account-group:
    // .account-group-inner .fullname, .fullname
    // .account-group-inner .username span.js-username, .username b
    
    // .QuoteTweet-originalAuthor:
    // .QuoteTweet-fullname
    // .QuoteTweet-screenname | childNodes[1]
    
    // .js-retweet-text:
    // .js-user-profile-link b | " Retweeted"
    
    // .conversation-header:
    // .uncollapse
    
    var avatars = document.querySelectorAll('.avatar, .DashboardProfileCard-avatarImage'),
        accountGroups,
        profileCard,
        containers,
        username,
        i;
    
    for (var i = 0; i < avatars.length; i++) {
      this.blur(avatars[i]);
    }
    
    accountGroups = document.querySelectorAll('.account-group');
    
    for(i = 0; i < accountGroups.length; i++) {
      // Full name
      accountGroups[i].querySelector('.fullname').textContent = 'Rickrolled!';
      
      // Username
      username = accountGroups[i].querySelector('.account-group-inner .username span.js-username');
      
      if(username) {
        username.textContent = 'rckrlld';
      }
      
      username = accountGroups[i].querySelector('.username b');
      
      if(username) {
        username.textContent = 'rckrlld';
      }
    }
    
    containers = document.querySelectorAll('.QuoteTweet-originalAuthor');
    
    for(i = 0; i < containers.length; i++) {
      containers[i].querySelector('.QuoteTweet-fullname').textContent = 'Rickrolled!';
      containers[i].querySelector('.QuoteTweet-screenname').childNodes[2].textContent = 'rckrlld';
    }
    
    containers = document.querySelectorAll('.js-retweet-text .js-user-profile-link b');
    
    for(i = 0; i < containers.length; i++) {
      containers[i].textContent = 'Rickrolled! Retweeted';
    }
    
    containers = document.querySelectorAll('.js-retweet-text .js-user-profile-link b');
    
    for(i = 0; i < containers.length; i++) {
      containers[i].textContent = 'Rickrolled! Retweeted';
    }
    
    containers = document.querySelectorAll('.conversation-header .uncollapse');
    
    for(i = 0; i < containers.length; i++) {
      containers[i].childNodes[2].textContent = 'In reply to Rickrolled!';
    }
    
    // Profile Card
    profileCard = document.querySelector('.DashboardProfileCard-userFields');
    profileCard.querySelector('.DashboardProfileCard-name a').textContent = 'Rickrolled!';
    profileCard.querySelector('.DashboardProfileCard-screenname a span').textContent = 'rckrlld';
  },
  
  // Utilities
  blur: function (element) {
    element.style.webkitFilter = 'blur(4px)';
  }
};