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#!/bin/zsh
# using this in my .zshrc file of the truenas_scale admin as an aliased command
qvm() {
  local DISKS=()
  local ISO=""
  local BRIDGE=""
  local VNC_DISP="2"
  local VNC_BIND="0.0.0.0"
  local MEM="1024"
  local CPUS="1"

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# mover: bidirectional sync + retention-mode move/trim.
# - Sync: --sync [--exclude PATTERN ...] [--authoritative-delete src|dst] [--authoritative-grace-sec SEC]
# - Retain mode: --move --move-path P [--retain-pct N] [--retain-min-bytes BYTES]
#                [--ensure-dst-superset] [--max-trim-bytes BYTES]
# Common safety: --min-age-sec SEC, --skip-open (auto: fuser→lsof→/proc), MergerFS branch awareness.
# Locking: per pair/direction/global via --lock-scope, lock files in --lock-dir (default /var/lock/mover)

set -euo pipefail
export LC_ALL=C

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
set -Eeuo pipefail

# omv-auto-import-mounts (safe XML edition)
# Detect mounted filesystems and add missing <mntent> entries to OMV's config.xml.
# Writes to a temp copy, validates XML, then atomically replaces the real file.
# Default: DRY-RUN (prints). Use --apply to write, --deploy to refresh OMV.

OMV_XML="/etc/openmediavault/config.xml"

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# Endless SATA/UASP stability soak with fio + SMART (robust shutdown)
# DESTROYS DATA on the target device. Use a WHOLE device (e.g. /dev/sdb, not /dev/sdb1).
# Usage: sudo ./fio_stability_loop.sh /dev/sdX
set -euo pipefail

#====================== configuration ======================
DEVICE="${1:-}"           # REQUIRED whole block device
SEQ_DURATION=300          # 5m seq read/write
RAND_DURATION=300         # 5m 4k 70/30

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import json
import requests
import concurrent.futures
import os
import time
from tqdm import tqdm
from deep_translator import GoogleTranslator


def load_json_file(file_path):

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#!/usr/bin/env python3

# This will extract an mbox in seperate eml files from google takeout (manually unzip it first)
# Will try to create a folder structure based on the labels
# Emails will be formatted like this:
# 221104_110405_sender@mail.com_subject_in_45_chars.eml
# e.g. ./Inbox/2022/10/Special/221104_110405_sender@mail.com_subject_in_45_chars.eml
# 
# Should work for all languages, but has been tested on German with a 14 GB large mbox file (with 169039 messages)
# Result: 169039 messages processed, 167591 messages saved