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ant: { | |
id: "ant", | |
name: "Ant", | |
description: "<strong>Organized</strong>, industrious, and strong, ants work together for <strong>the common good</strong>. They can carry ten times their own weight and make excellent carpenters, <strong>architects</strong> and <strong>soldiers</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/ant_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/ant_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
bison: { | |
id: "bison", | |
name: "Bison", | |
description: "<strong>Stoic</strong>, pragmatic and brawny, bison enjoy the <strong>freedom</strong> of the wide open plains, hanging with the herd, and plenty of <strong>anal sex</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/bison_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/bison_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
camel: { | |
id: "camel", | |
name: "Camel", | |
description: "Industrious, tough and <strong>strong</strong>, camels can carry 500 pounds and aren’t afraid to <strong>spit on someone</strong> they don’t like.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/camel_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/camel_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
cat: { | |
id: "cat", | |
name: "Cat", | |
description: "Cats can’t eat chocolate, but they do have active <strong>dream lives</strong>, plenty of <strong>leisure time</strong>, and often enjoy long, deep <strong>relationships with humans</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/cat_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/cat_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
cock: { | |
id: "cock", | |
name: "Cock", | |
description: "<strong>Confident</strong>, boisterous, and <strong>flamboyant</strong>, cocks are early birds who love to show off and are the <strong>life of the party</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/cock_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/cock_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
crow: { | |
id: "crow", | |
name: "Crow", | |
description: "Crows are highly <strong>intelligent</strong>, formidable <strong>designers</strong> that create their own tools. Also, they’re monogamous.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/crow_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/crow_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
deer: { | |
id: "deer", | |
name: "Deer", | |
description: "Usually <strong>shy</strong> and <strong>sensitive</strong>, deer become very <strong>aggressive</strong> when they are horny and can be be found violently <strong>thrashing their antlers</strong> on undeserving trees.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/deer_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/deer_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
dog: { | |
id: "dog", | |
name: "Dog", | |
description: "<strong>Loyal</strong>, perceptive and kind, dogs can <strong>smell emotions</strong> and see in the dark, but they often develop <strong>codependent</strong> relationships and are prone to separation anxiety.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/dog_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/dog_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
dolphin: { | |
id: "dolphin", | |
name: "Dolphin", | |
description: "<strong>Clever</strong>, <strong>creative</strong>, and social, dolphins are natural <strong>performers</strong> who like <strong>rough sex</strong> and consider biting, slapping and body slamming to be the best <strong>foreplay</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/dolphin_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/dolphin_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
dove: { | |
id: "dove", | |
name: "Dove", | |
description: "Advocates for <strong>peace</strong> and conciliation, doves are <strong>compassionate</strong> team players and masters of <strong>diplomacy</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/dove_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/dove_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
duck: { | |
id: "duck", | |
name: "Duck", | |
description: "Ducks are talkative <strong>socialites</strong> that like to <strong>express themselves</strong>, stay impeccably groomed, and <strong>love to travel</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/duck_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/duck_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
eagle: { | |
id: "eagle", | |
name: "Eagle", | |
description: "Stunning, <strong>bold</strong> and authoritative, eagles are <strong>patriotic</strong>, type-a high achievers with soaring spirits and a love of flight.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/eagle_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/eagle_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
elephant: { | |
id: "elephant", | |
name: "Elephant", | |
description: "Elephants are very <strong>creative</strong> and <strong>never forget</strong>. They lead long, fulfilling lives as <strong>feminists</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/elephant_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/elephant_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
fox: { | |
id: "fox", | |
name: "Fox", | |
description: "Foxes are fond of late night meals, nature and <strong>adventure</strong>. They treasure their <strong>alone time</strong>, but will give some of it up for the <strong>right mate</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/fox_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/fox_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
goat: { | |
id: "goat", | |
name: "Goat", | |
description: "Cunning and <strong>devious</strong>, goats are often <strong>hedonists</strong> with a large appetite for mischief and <strong>anarchy</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/goat_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/goat_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
gorilla: { | |
id: "gorilla", | |
name: "Gorilla", | |
description: "<strong>Strong</strong> and protective, gorillas make up for their <strong>small penises</strong> (average 1.5 inches) by aggressively beating their chests to display <strong>power</strong>, dominance and sexual prowess.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/gorilla_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/gorilla_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
horse: { | |
id: "horse", | |
name: "Horse", | |
description: "<strong>Free-spirited</strong>, strong and <strong>chivalrous</strong>, horses find great pleasure in carrots, <strong>classical music</strong> and <strong>oral sex</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/horse_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/horse_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
lion: { | |
id: "lion", | |
name: "Lion", | |
description: "<strong>The king* of the jungle</strong>.‘nuff said.*or Queen", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/lion_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/lion_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
lobster: { | |
id: "lobster", | |
name: "Lobster", | |
description: "Lobsters live to be over <strong>100 years old</strong>, have blue blood just like aristocrats, and stay <strong>fertile</strong> all their lives.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/lobster_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/lobster_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
owl: { | |
id: "owl", | |
name: "Owl", | |
description: "<strong>Wise</strong> and <strong>inquisitive</strong>, owls like to stretch, <strong>preen</strong> and get good views of things. They have an amazing 270 degree range of head rotation and are monogamous (but do get <strong>divorced</strong>).", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/owl_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/owl_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
panda: { | |
id: "panda", | |
name: "Panda Bear", | |
description: "Pandas are very <strong>shy</strong>. They enjoy resting, <strong>watching porn</strong> and <strong>eating</strong> tons of food. All the time.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/panda_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/panda_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
panther: { | |
id: "panther", | |
name: "Panther", | |
description: "Elusive and <strong>magnificent</strong>, the panther <strong>rules the night</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/panther_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/panther_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
peacock: { | |
id: "peacock", | |
name: "Peacock", | |
description: "<strong>Clever</strong>, cunning, and proud, peacocks are <strong>flirtatious</strong> and <strong>fashionable</strong> beauties who love being the center of attention.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/peacock_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/peacock_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
penguin: { | |
id: "penguin", | |
name: "Penguin", | |
description: "Penguins share everything with their <strong>one true love</strong>. they may have to endure the arctic, but they’re always the <strong>best dressed</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/penguin_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/penguin_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
rabbit: { | |
id: "rabbit", | |
name: "Rabbit", | |
description: "Rabbits love <strong>licking</strong>, sniffing, <strong>golden showers</strong> and showing off their tails to each other. They <strong>hate being alone</strong> and often <strong>overeat</strong> when they feel lonely.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/rabbit_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/rabbit_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
rhino: { | |
id: "rhino", | |
name: "Rhino", | |
description: "Rhinos are compassionate, <strong>loyal</strong> beasts that allow nothing to stand in their way, but are often unpopular due to their <strong>short temper</strong> and cantankerous nature.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/rhino_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/rhino_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
sheep: { | |
id: "sheep", | |
name: "Sheep", | |
description: "<strong>Sincere</strong>, gentle and <strong>compassionate</strong>, sheep find comfort in like-minded groups and rarely feel the need to question authority.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/sheep_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/sheep_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
spider: { | |
id: "spider", | |
name: "Spider", | |
description: "Spiders are the best <strong>web designers</strong>. their bite can be <strong>deadly</strong>, but the patterns they make are <strong>perfection</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/spider_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/spider_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
starfish: { | |
id: "starfish", | |
name: "Starfish", | |
description: "Starfish are always <strong>reinventing themselves</strong>. They have the rare ability to fully regenerate body parts after an accident.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/starfish_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/starfish_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
swan: { | |
id: "swan", | |
name: "Swan", | |
description: "True <strong>romantics</strong>, swans have <strong>one partner</strong> for life. If one dies, the other often dies of a <strong>broken heart</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/swan_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/swan_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
tiger: { | |
id: "tiger", | |
name: "Tiger", | |
description: "<strong>Fierce</strong> and charismatic, tigers are natural leaders whose ability to <strong>blend in</strong> allows for devastating <strong>surprise</strong> attacks.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/tiger_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/tiger_poster.jpg" | |
}, | |
waterbear: { | |
id: "waterbear", | |
name: "Water Bear", | |
description: "Water bears love <strong>space travel</strong> and can <strong>live for 100 years</strong> without food or water. But even with this superpower, sometimes they can’t help feeling very, very, <strong>very small</strong>.", | |
image: "/assets/img/animals/waterbear_crop.jpg", | |
poster: "/assets/img/animals/waterbear_poster.jpg" | |
} |
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