nodebird.txt

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 different cli  /     _    _\  that incoherent, bug
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 er languages /':. .,_    |  | that is PHP?
 on all your |': ; /  \   /_/
 web         /  ;  `"`"    }  Would you like to use a
 projects?  ; ':.,         {  modern, general-purpose,
           /      ;        }  web-scale, optimized, 
 +-----------------------+ {  object-oriented, scalable,
 |      TESTEMONIALS     |`\  dependency-free, modular,
 | "I installed nodeJS.  |  ; agnostic, baked-in, light-
 | Five seconds of tink- |  | weight, component framework,
 | ering later I solved  |  ; responsive, event-driven,
 | world hunger, effectu |  | non-blocking i/o, efficent,
 | ated peace in the mid |  | perfect for data-intensive
 | dle east and started  |  / an,--.........,-time appli-
 | the first manned miss | ;  .'           -='.sy building
 | ion to jupiter while  |/  .\               'eautiful 
 | holding a cigar in one|     \             .'pplications
 | hand and a death-ray  |\~"`_ \          .'gram like its
 | in the other."        ||   `  \      ..'rock out with
 +-----------------------+|  =="''\.==''your cock out
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    ~  =~"|;  ;|       Node.JSbird
     ~  ~ | ;  |       ===========
  ~ ~     |;|\ |    Available via NPM
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