omgmyeyes.js

function tooEarlyDate (horrible, sad) {
  let lessHorrible = horrible.toLocaleTimeString();
  let lessSad = new Date(sad).valueOf();

  let offset = horrible.getTimezoneOffset();
  //let [ no, stillno, nope, junk, newMoreGoodTime ] = new Date((offset * 60 * 1000) + lessSad).toISOString()
  let newMoreGoodTime = new Date(lessSad).toISOString().replace(/^.+T/, '').replace(/\.0.+/, '');

  return `at ${lessHorrible} steve said ${newMoreGoodTime} is too early to wake up`;
}