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@Jan Koszewski buckle up because i’ve got a story for you

ok, so in my dream last night you and john phillips were going to the bowling alley
all the dang time and were getting really good. lots of LS people woudl go and hang
out after work, but you guys were the kings of the lanes and were getting to be
super popular because of it. there was a girl who worked there who was the hot
red headed girl from game of thrones who always says “you know nothing john snow”
and she always wore flip flops and everybody loved her because she was beautiful and
aloof and she didn’t think we were cool but she always was really nice to you.
but i started to notice that her feet were weird and would move around in funny ways
whenever anyone looked at them. but i couldn’t figure out what was going on with them
so i just was jealous that she liked you.  anyways, you guys fell in love and were happy
togetgher and then one time i saw that her feet were actually hands and she was able to
fold them up to look like feet so she could feel normal because she was embarrassed
by her hand feet.  and you didn’t know, but i found out and i was like, those things are
awesome, you should definitely use those for good, not hide them, but she was worried you
wouldn’t love her anymore.  then something happened and she got in an accident and lost
her shins but they were able to reattach her hand feet to her knees so she could walk and
use them but was just really short because she was missing her shins.  she still folded them
up like feet, so you wouldn’t know, but you were cool with her being short because you were
in love with eachother and you didn’t mind that she was missing her shin bones.  then at
some point you guys went sailing in her brand new catamaran boat and it was a beautiful sunset
and then this storm rolled in and you were like we better get back because you ddint’ know
how to sail, but she did.  and she was like, this storm will never take me down! and she was
moving all over the boat pulling ropes to fix the sails and stuff, and she started using her
feet like hands, and you were like “i love your hand feet! i didnt know! why did you hide this
from me?” and then she was like “i was embarrassed, but i love that you love my hand feet” and then
she went out on one of the booms of the sails and was floating around in the wind like the
most beautiful girl version of liutenant dan and then i woke up