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One day, Willard Ullrich decided to send his/her best friend, Ms. Carolyn Halvorson, a gift. Ms. Carolyn Halvorson received a Golden Falcon. Ms. Carolyn Halvorson desired to learn Haskell. Ms. Carolyn Halvorson knew of a person (Darlene Ruecker) who would teach him Haskell. Ms. Carolyn Halvorson decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Darlene Ruecker desired to understand the meaning of the Golden Falcon. Darlene Ruecker knew of a person (Henry Morar III) who would produce a peer-reviewed paper showing the history of the Golden Falcon. Darlene Ruecker decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Henry Morar III wanted to murder Darlene Ruecker because Darlene Ruecker 'gave me a counterfeit, worthless Falcon'. Henry Morar III knew of a person (Virgil Langworth III) who would kill the victim and make it look like an accident. Henry Morar III decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Virgil Langworth III wanted to blackmail Henry Morar III because Henry Morar III 'forced me to write ugly code'. Virgil Langworth III knew of a person (Miss Russel Jast) who would gather evidence on the victim. Virgil Langworth III decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Miss Russel Jast wanted to murder Virgil Langworth III because Virgil Langworth III 'did not thank me for my valuable service'. Miss Russel Jast knew of a person (Stan Mitchell) who would kill the victim and make it look like an accident. Miss Russel Jast decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Stan Mitchell desired to eat a hamburger. Stan Mitchell knew of a person (Federico Hirthe) who would produce the best hamburger known to man. Stan Mitchell decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Federico Hirthe wanted to murder Stan Mitchell because Stan Mitchell 'did not thank me for my valuable service'. Federico Hirthe knew of a person (Dr. Rodger Bernier) who would kill the victim and make it look like an accident. Federico Hirthe decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Dr. Rodger Bernier wanted to steal money from Federico Hirthe because Federico Hirthe 'forced me to write ugly code'. Dr. Rodger Bernier knew of a person (Werner O'Hara) who would break into the victim's house and steal the valuables. Dr. Rodger Bernier decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Werner O'Hara wanted to blackmail Dr. Rodger Bernier because Dr. Rodger Bernier 'gave me a counterfeit, worthless Falcon'. Werner O'Hara knew of a person (Tremayne Bechtelar) who would gather evidence on the victim. Werner O'Hara decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Tremayne Bechtelar wanted to murder Werner O'Hara because Werner O'Hara 'did not thank me for my valuable service'. Tremayne Bechtelar knew of a person (Rodrigo Ernser MD) who would kill the victim and make it look like an accident. Tremayne Bechtelar decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Rodrigo Ernser MD wanted to steal money from Tremayne Bechtelar because Tremayne Bechtelar 'gave me a counterfeit, worthless Falcon'. Rodrigo Ernser MD knew of a person (Hunter Braun) who would break into the victim's house and steal the valuables. Rodrigo Ernser MD decided to trade the Golden Falcon for this valuable service. Hunter Braun was hungry. Hunter Braun decided to eat the Golden Falcon.