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Love the way the light shines through it like that

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The General Prototype

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Shiny magic candy for entering all the possible Matrices.

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Quasar Batteries (without planetary cooling system, 1µsec before catastrophic resonance event)

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Mid-game Brainball Capsules, neuro-jockey pairing used in the legendary 95C4-1AF7 Xthon cup.

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The Autonomous Atomic Actuator first developed in the year 008BIAWTS, here shown missing a few key components in order to prevent total de-prioritization of the artificial linear causality queue.

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These were the actual buttons used to start and stop the universe. Mint condition, before actual use.

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Zardos 2

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If you could eat only one of these, the others are poisonous, antimatter and/or licorice flavoured..., which would you go for?

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Secret Identity Stopwatch (off). When switched on, it measures time so precisely that due to the uncertainty principle, it is effectively lost.

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Vintage teleporter transport pods for eight cats. Discontinued due to end users' inability to get all eight sitting there at once, for the duration of the 500ms scanning sequence.

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Inductive Dimensional Load Bearing Structure

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Chariot Blood Grinder

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Hyperintelligent furniture (Dinner setting 0xE815)

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Not every butterfly wing flapping sets off a hurricane

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Breakfast Bot

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Represents my desire for not being out of coffee on a Sunday morning when the shops are still closed, wish me strength

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Mostly edible looking

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The Final Fistbump. Yearly reenactment of the monumental Peace Event between the Robots and the Last Humans (restored from backup), one pillar symbolizing the Robots' Wisdom and the other the Last Humans' Blood Fuel Nectar they provide peacefully and eternally.

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Reflections for miles

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Taco Shell Avengers

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Just .. the colours in those reflections. wow. and the top pieces almost look like they got some subsurface scattering (which it doesn't)

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An exquisite mixture of shapes. Two paired unique columns (mirrored but not identical) and what a beautiful mess, plates on top, a cylinder, a shell thing and/or pawn thing. And one of them is partially red.

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Nanojockey Gridsuits

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Subquark Packet Switch

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Before the limitless light, behind the veil of negative existence, String Spindles remain memoryless and timeless, the vessels that connected reality, unloaded.

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Spheres, how do they work?

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The Royal Eggs

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Blueberry Marshmallow Icon. (visual suggestion of edibility does not imply topological compatibility with a 3D digestive tract)

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Undreamt

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D&G

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everything is there. beautifully outlined against the yellow light

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materializes the perfect cup of coffee every time, thanks to nanobot reconfiguration technology, can even make coffee from the tears of your enemies.

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This fiery Skulptuur has some interesting shapes on the inside, and even a few tiny holes that I haven't seen in any others (afaicr).

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Ode to a Million Screaming Yahoos

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Beautifully B/W. And see the detail, do these count as #bokeh?

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looks like part of an organ I never knew I needed. I've pondered a lung time how to describe it, I can't exspleen how but I love it from the top of my heart

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Guardian of the Infinite Revolution

The only constant is Heat Death

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It's not gold, but it's as good as gold.

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Hillclimbing optimizer twist kernel gear can be used for dynamic utility pursuit between three congruent parallel universes. Tension the degenerate universe to collapse first in case of aliased disassociation or Ice-9 type event.

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A bright and clear morning and 999.917 Watts Of Locusts. The molecules have legs.

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Cosmic Capacitor

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Final game position of the legendary first and last hypersports 33333333/0 Planetary Və0tball match, after a series of penalty nukes made the whole planetary system care about hypersports, for a fraction of a microsecond.

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Nano Holiday Cruiser

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The Anachromism. A mystery to archaeologists, this Skulptuur has been found to predate the colour blue. It's literally the least blue object in currently known existence.

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Bringers of Change, silver robes, white hair, hypertelekinetic superpowers

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Also known as "8" (not to be confused with Skulptuur 008, which is not known as "133")

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Hidden Doorway

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Final Boss Mansion, Final Boss Rd. 157 (Regenerating! Please ring twice. Power-ups next to the gate, don't forget to save. Beware of doorstep glitch.

F. Boss)

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Galactic Sink Filter

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Aristocrat Poultry Napkin Holder

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0.0023 picoseconds after creation (third genesis) / perspectonomy

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Hyperutensil (haunted)

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check out the reflected caustic like patterns on the inside of the ring

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Trans-Galacticat Warning Bell. Providing advance warning to planets being eaten, established by the Yarn Nebula Convention of 22523

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Splinters of wood from the shipyard were collected downstream to make boats that are not boats. A fleeting war. Only common ground remained, unrecognizable, and majestic.

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It's so classy

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Just wow :) Straight in your face, and then so much to discover in the details

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Juicy

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Started an intergalactic war

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has an elegant beauty. The reversals of the materials in the small connecting bits is something really special, which gets emphasized by the reflections. Also the environment "Natuurijs" is one of my favourites

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“It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important.” ― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

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Wooper

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No repeating shapes, very crisp, amazing backlight, and a beautiful blue-metallic reflection on the right

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Ellipsis Serving Typography

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Quantum Explosion Dynamo

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Final Monument towards the End of the War to End All Wars For Real This Time

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Such a crisp filigree

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When one of the things is red

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The platinum half-crab scavenges and occupies any object it considers its home. In certain cases entire continents were calcified

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Dalmatian Imagination Mirror

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Pepper Salt Pepper Chilli Shakers (at night)

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Three warring planets discovered weapons of mass partitioning, constructed a Skulptuur out of themselves.

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Made out of 100% mathematical fields, just like the real thing

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Optimus Prime Conjecture

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If you collect enough Skulpturen, you can build a very weird spaceship.

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Mysterious reflections

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Another unexpected corner of the algorithm.

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Signature of higher dimensional being

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The Pear

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One of the most stylish, elegant Skulpturen I have seen.

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When asked about the emergence of viral packing material, the inventor of 5D bubble wrap replied, "There's a lot left to unpack."

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Love the contrasts in colour and the crisp details on this one

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Bored Ape / Thorax Prototype

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Ghost Rocket. Once the silver chain is cut, we don't need engines where we're going. But can you stand on words?

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What a shape Star-struck Almost entirely silver, the reflections are just insane

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Burn Coordinate Escape Pod (23:5 scale replica from splinter parts)

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Omhulsel

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Julienne Sentient Planet Salad, using a Pulsar Knife, served and plated so fresh, inhabitants running around screaming wtf are you doing to my planet?!

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Experienced Knob Twiddler Universal Redundancy Process

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Secret Disco Party in the bottom right block

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Archaeological remnants of the first nano fusion reactor (statistical reconstruction based on magnetically recovered partial metadata)

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crrrrrrazy reflection

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Carnivorous Skulptuur

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The Drone Throne

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Waffles at the End of the Universe

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Alien Flower

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Legend of the Fractal Bracelet. It is said that if you take an infinite amount of bracelets and iteratively scale them, deconstruct rotate & attach, energy converges into singularity and the universe ends. Do not try at home.

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If you look deep into the reflections, you can see the code

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Dark Gold

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of the four possible materials, red, white, black and silver; red is actually 50% less common

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Neogastronomic Platomancy. Have you ever had a crème brûlée scorched by the still-fusioning innards of a freshly harvested young star that was force-fed dark matter until it went nova?

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