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Jazzpunk Console Commands

  • exit / quit
    Exit the console.

  • iddqd / godmode
    Turn on/off godmode.

  • athiestmode
    Turn off godmode.

  • ul / allchap / unlocklevels
    Unlock every level in the load menu.

  • locklevels
    Only previously visited levels are now in the load menu.

  • allfood
    Throw food on the ground. (They cannot be used.)

  • impulse101
    Throw weapons on the ground. (They cannot be used.)

  • togglemustache / togglemoustache
    Exactly what it sounds like -- toggles a mustache on the screen.

Unlisted commands

  • giveroomkey
    Gives you RoomKey (door 405?)

  • clearcache
    Deletes player preferences.

  • deleteallsaves
    Dummied out.

  • givelaughgun
    Gives you the laugh gun(?)

  • noexit
    ??? toggles _noExitBln on ConsoleModes ???

  • givepheromone
    Gives pigeon pheromone.

  • giveswatter
    Gives fly swatter.

  • weddingquake / weddingqake / wedding
    Sends you into Wedding Quake minigame

  • carfighter
    Sends you into car fighting minigame

  • unlocktv
    Unlocks tvman as a Wedding Quake character.

  • unlockpredator
    Unlocks hobo as a Wedding Quake character.

  • uc / allchar / unlockcharacters
    Unlocks all Wedding Quake characters.

  • rec
    Sends you into trailer recording mode(?)

  • giveukelele
    Gives you the ukelele. (Doesn't appear to work.)

  • givedegausser
    Gives you the degausser.

  • siren
    Gives you a siren. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO WAY TO DISABLE THIS OTHER THAN RELOADING A GAME

  • cough
    Gives you the Van Cough (or whatever its called) machine. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO WAY TO DISABLE THIS OTHER THAN RELOADING A GAME

  • givepackage
    Gives you a package bomb.

  • norest
    Disables restaurant render(?)

  • gorest
    Goes to the restaurant.

  • ego
    Tells GameLogic to TestEgo. I assume this is related to the end game.

  • labtest
    Sends you to labSpawnPnt. For the Soviet mission, this is into the top building floor.

  • load puppetSubway / puppetmode
    ???

  • mic off
    Tells Director to PuppetMicOff.

  • fps
    Shows FPS counter.

  • riftmode
    ???

  • screensaver
    Is supposed to spawn a flock of flying toasters at the player. Doesn't appear to do anything (Prefabs/ToasterFlock dummied out?)

  • clip
    Disables noclip.

  • noclip
    Toggles noclip.

  • fnc
    Toggles fastnoclip.

  • clearachievements
    Clears all achievements.

  • deferred
    Turns on deferred lighting.

  • forward
    Turns on forward lighting.

  • resetgame
    Sends you back to the first chapter.

  • walkfast
    Makes you walk faster.

  • graduate
    Dummied out.

  • sharewaremode / demomode
    Toggles demomode.

  • antialias
    Toggles antialiasing.

  • giveruscartridge
    Gives you the russian cartridge in the soviet level.

  • give turtle
    Attaches a turtle to the right side of your screen. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO WAY TO REMOVE THIS OTHER THAN RELOADING THE LEVEL

  • give turtle left
    Attaches a turtle to the left side of your screen. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO WAY TO REMOVE THIS OTHER THAN RELOADING THE LEVEL

  • give cartridge
    Gives you a cartridge game? THERE APPEARS TO BE NO WAY TO REMOVE THIS OTHER THAN RELOADING THE LEVEL

  • esh
    Makes you Edward Scissorhands????? This is very buggy. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO WAY TO REMOVE THIS OTHER THAN RELOADING THE LEVEL

  • give spider
    Puts a spider in your hand. ...It doesn't do anything. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO WAY TO REMOVE THIS OTHER THAN RELOADING THE LEVEL

  • allspid
    Gives you every spider if you are holding the spider jar.

  • give radio
    Gives you a radio. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO WAY TO REMOVE THIS OTHER THAN RELOADING THE LEVEL

  • give kidney
    Gives you the artificial kidney if you are in the correct level.

  • setup don bar
    Spawns a bar prefab, puts you in height-locked slow noclip. You can just...barrel through it. I guess this was meant for a cinematic?

  • setup don cars
    Puts you in car, spawns a bunch of cars, puts you in noclip... I dunno. These are weird.

  • airport
    Supposedly would take you to an airport. Does not take you to an airport.

  • setup don alley
    Spawns a bunch of trenchcoat agents (like the ones that block you in the kidney level) for you to bowl through. I'm...fairly certain every setup don is a cinematic thing.

  • lockheight
    Locks your height level.

  • unlockheight
    Unlocks your height level.

  • set fps 30 / 60 / 100
    Attempts to set your target framerate to 30 / 60 / 100.

  • textadventure
    I'm not fucking documenting this this is too much

  • riftreticle
    Appears to do nothing (TODO?)

  • 2p
    Loads a 2 player game of Wedding Quake.

Commands with options

  • set timescale [float]
    Sets timescale to float.

  • set fov [float]
    Sets fov to [float].

  • zoomeffect [float]
    Zooms to an FOV of [float].

  • set noclip speed [float]
    Sets the speed of noclipping to [float].

There are plenty of joke responses to stuff like swearing and asking questions, but I have chosen not to document seeing as they do not appear to have any meaningful effect or...well, meaning.

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