Rockstar Ate My Hampster. In Rockstar

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(The Days unfold on a silent chart)
(The Money fuels a rebellious heart)
(The Band anticipates its part)
(The Week circles like a work of art)

Days is silence
Money is a roaring flame
Band is a blank canvas
Week is a cycle of seven

(The stage lights up with piercing glare)
Say "Days in the limelight:"
Shout Days
Say "Cash in the vault"
Shout Money
Say "Band members awaiting your command"
Shout Band
Say "What's your next move? (recruit/play/quit)"
(Your voice echoes in the hall)
Listen to Voice

(The air thickens as the Week turns)
WeeksEnd is Week modulo Days

(The crowd gathers, anticipation in the air)
If Voice is "play"

  If WeeksEnd is 0
    Whisper "Time slows, the Week ends"
  
  (The crowd roars, a symphony begins)
  Earnings is Band taking the stage
  Money is Money plus Earnings
  Whisper "Gained Earnings:"
  Shout Earnings
  Shout "An unforgettable performance!"

(Talent spotted, a contract is signed)
ElseIf Voice is "recruit"

  If WeeksEnd is 0
    Whisper "Time slows, the Week ends"

  Expense are Band plus 1
  Money is Money minus Expense
  Band is Band plus one (the show goes on)
  Whisper "Invested in talent:"
  Shout Expense
  Shout "The Band grows in might!"

(When the music fades)
ElseIf Voice is "quit"
  Whisper "The stage is empty, the echoes fade"

(When the tour ends)
ElseIf Days is 1000
  Whisper "The road is long, the story ends"