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GoogleTranslate fixed up by Yaroslav :)
President of Ukraine Avtodiy Dormidontovych Kromyeshnyy was crazy.
That means he wasn`t inadequate fool - but persistent paranoid.
It is as nothing had harmed if a potential fad of variatsko`s hospital A.D. Kromyeshnoho not suffered all Ukraine.
Immediatly after the inauguration of President-elect, then more or less mentally healthy person, according to tradition, decided to find out about his future.
For this he turned not to the astrologers, not to diviners, not the wizards, as did his predecessors, and - to fashion a professor of occult sciences, a magician and mystic, linguist and Bible scholars, Playboy and Player A. Cop-Aum.
The professor at that time was relatively young, irresponsible and for laughing predicted newly elected for A.D.Kromyeshnom long and happy Presidency, but warned of jewelry made of gold, they hiding death for Kromyeshniy.
Since that moment the President went crazy.
First, he ordered to everyone of his surroundings, begining with office chief and ending with maid, immediately to get rid of all golden jewelry sings.
Then gold jewelrys was forbidden to wear for all government officials.
After several months received turn for everybody of executive branch.
All Ukraine was laughting very hard, but not for long, because president published decree, which banned all golden jewerly`s at the state territory for citizens of Ukraine, foreign visitors, together with diplomats.
Under ban fell all bussines with this goods, so any import too.
Of course, this decree anyone didn`t going to perform.
Kromeshniy predict that, so created new police organization populist title '' Management fighting with excessive luxury'' witch had emergency powers.
In people, this specialty right away start to call them ''goldsmiths'', from what they become more angry.
They offhandedly stoped citizens everywhere, pick over gold chains, rings, earrings, watches, bracelets and wedding rings, but instead issued a certificate of withdrawal of excessive luxury items.
All confiscated items under very strict control sent on a special factory, where recast on ingots.
Its called the comletion of gold reserves of the country to get rid of foreign debts.
Debts not decreased, but the society began grumbling.
On this president replied with repression - were shot several mass demonstrations and arrested three thousand instigators.
Society responded with terror: was formed extremist organization with name '' Young Big Ukraine '' reduced YBU, witch people with taste called ''Jewelers''.
They have done several successful bank robberies, the state treasury and attacks against government officials, and recently killed a major goldsmith.
Went rumors that the terrorists among jewelers and goldsmiths, also waged a war of symbols: the goldsmiths had uniforms, where all the metal accessories are made of stainless steel.
And in the buttonholes were an emblem similar to the letters F, say, iron.
In addition, a special style of goldsmiths considered wearing steel rings, medallions, badges with their logo.
Terrorists jewelers did the opposite: cultivated all gold, secretly wore jewelry, and the place of terrorist attacks has left his signature which was the name of the organization on the Latin, where instead of the letter V was inverted A turned U U.
Knowing people say that when one of U to simplify and flip, we get AU - Aurum, gold.`
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