How to write bad code?

comment.txt

/* You are not expected to understand this. */


return TRUE; //return TRUE


/**
 * isValid
 * return boolean value
*/
public boolean isValid() {
}

goto.php

if ($foo == ONE) goto a;
if ($bar == TWO) goto b;
 
goto c;
a:
echo ONE;
goto c;
b:
echo TWO;
goto c;
c:
echo 'not ONE or TWO';

hello.lisp

(DEFUN HELLO-WORLD () (PRINT (LIST 'Hello 'World)))

hello.py

print 'Hello World'

name.php

$b = a('Mr. Pet Rock');
$c = a($b) / EIGHT;



ถ้ามีหัว creative หน่อยจะเป็นดังนี้
ตั้งชื่อไม่ให้สื่อกับสิ่งที่ทำ

$pizza = slicePizza('Mr. Pet Rock');
$numPetRocks = slicePizza($pizza) / EIGHT;

one.py

import sys,os,re,fileinput;a=[i[2] for i in os.walk('.') if i[2]] [0];[sys.stdout.write(re.sub('at','op',j)) for j in fileinput.input(a,inplace=1)]