KITTAH GAME MADE IN LOLCODE

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HAI 1.2
  CAN HAS STDIO?

  VISIBLE "IS KITTAH GAME!"
  VISIBLE "ENTER 'HELP' FOR CONTROLS"
  VISIBLE ""

  I HAS A NAME
  VISIBLE "WHAT IS KITTAH'S NAME?"
  GIMMEH NAME

  I HAS A ACTION
  VISIBLE SMOOSH "WAT U WANTING TO DO WITH " NAME "?" MKAY
  GIMMEH ACTION

  IM IN YR LOOP NERFIN YR PURRS TIL BOTH SAEM ACTION AN "KBYE"
    BOTH SAEM ACTION AN "HELP", O RLY?
      YA RLY
        VISIBLE "PET"
        VISIBLE "FEED"
        VISIBLE "IS HAPPY?"
        VISIBLE "KBYE"

      MEBBE BOTH SAEM ACTION AN "PURRS"
	VISIBLE SMOOSH "PURRS: " PURRS MKAY

      MEBBE BOTH SAEM ACTION AN "FEED"
        VISIBLE SMOOSH "YOU DID FEED " NAME ". " NAME " IS HAPPY WITH FOOD." MKAY
        PURRS R SUM OF PURRS AN 3

      MEBBE BOTH SAEM ACTION AN "PET"
	BOTH SAEM 0 AN MOD OF PURRS AN 3, O RLY?
	  YA RLY
	    VISIBLE SMOOSH "YOU DID GIVE " NAME " PETS. BUT PETS NOT WANTED" MKAY
            PURRS R DIFF OF PURRS AN 2
	  NO WAI
            VISIBLE SMOOSH "YOU DID GIVE " NAME " PETS. " NAME " LIKES THE PETS." MKAY
            PURRS R SUM OF PURRS AN 3
        OIC

      MEBBE BOTH SAEM ACTION AN "IS HAPPY?"
	BOTH SAEM PURRS AN BIGGR OF PURRS AN 0, O RLY?
	  YA RLY
            VISIBLE SMOOSH NAME " IS HAPPY" MKAY
	  NO WAI
            VISIBLE SMOOSH NAME " IS NOT HAPPY" MKAY
  	OIC
      NO WAI
        VISIBLE SMOOSH "HOW DOES THE " ACTION "?" MKAY
    OIC

    VISIBLE ""
    VISIBLE SMOOSH "WAT U WANTING TO DO WITH " NAME "?" MKAY
    GIMMEH ACTION
  IM OUTTA YR LOOP

  VISIBLE "KTHXBYE"

KTHXBYE