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Jack Parow Cooler as Ekke
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You think you are cooler than me 'cause you smoke Yves Saint Laurent cigarettes | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause you've got a tattoo of a snake on your tits | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause you've got a Led Zeppelin poster over your bed | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause you go each year to the J&B Met | |
You're old news, I bring raw beats | |
You lie and wait, I go find something | |
You're iced tea, I'm pure moonshine | |
You're light beer, I'm spirits | |
You're the dude with the new fresh look | |
I'm the dude in the Pep Stores jeans | |
I watch you, you leer at your buddies | |
You still forward Vernon Koekemoer jokes | |
I'm fantastic, you're spastic | |
I roll with models, you touch little kids | |
You're Tim Voster, I'm Chris Edwards | |
You're in the woods, I'm in the good shit | |
You're boring as campfire singalongs | |
My slick style sneaks creeping like a vampire | |
Your style's limp poop like a pink marshmallow | |
Girls scream for just "one night in Parow!" | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause you hang with models and I hang with hussies | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause I'm a rapper and you sing in falsetto | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause I ride the bus and you fly a jet | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause you drive a Peugeot two oh six | |
You roll with a mobile phone in your pants | |
I still roll with a 3310 | |
My style is like sexy correct | |
You still wear fucking Mr Price Red | |
When I walk in the whole fucking bar freaks out | |
You still get fucking money from your mum | |
I leave the whole party soaking wet | |
When you arrive the whole party hits the road | |
I'm America, you're Iraq | |
I bomb you, let the shit splash | |
I'm a Bic pen, you're a Mont Blanc | |
You walk around with fucking foam at the mouth | |
I'm original, you're copied | |
I'm a flash drive, you're a floppy | |
You make like you've got everything, but you're fake | |
Jack Parow bro I live like a [straatmeit] | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause you drink at Ku De Ta and I drink at De Dekke | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause you're the gentleman, bro I'm the picture | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause I vacation in Hartenbos and you in Quebec | |
You think you are cooler than me 'cause you got the new issue of One Small Seed | |
Jack Parow bro I'm a wild cat | |
You eat caviar and couscous | |
I drink Klipdrif, you drink Peroni | |
You've got friends in Sweden, I've got friends in Benoni | |
I buy all my clothes at the local Pep Stores save more | |
You buy all your fucking clothes at a store | |
You only wear fucking polo shirts | |
Shame, you listen to the Dirty Skirts | |
My name's Parow, thick heavy [uitgeskollie] | |
You look like Jeremy de Tollie | |
Jack Parow, the life of the party | |
You only wear fucking Issey Miyake | |
You're too cool for school, I'm [mos kief] | |
I'm Grasshopper, you're Lacoste Sport | |
You make the cookie go limp, I raise the roof | |
Your girl has a picture of my dick on her pencil case |
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