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<h1>CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years</h1> | |
<h2>Director Demands Investigation</h2> | |
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<p>LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA's Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information with black highlighters.</p> | |
<p>According to the report, sections of the documents— "almost invariably the most crucial passages"—are marred by an indelible black ink that renders the lines impossible to read, due to a top-secret highlighting policy that began at the agency's inception in 1947.</p> | |
<p><strong>CIA Director Porter Goss</strong> lamented the fact that the public will probably never know the particulars of several historic events, such as:</p> | |
<ul> | |
<li>the Cold War</li> | |
<li>the civil-rights movement</li> | |
<li>the growth of the international drug trade</li> | |
</ul> | |
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