Pythonic Java

gistfile1.java

import java.net.*                                          ;
import java.io.*                                           ;
import java.util.*                                         ;
public class Server                                        { 
    public static void main( String[] args)                {
        try                                                {
            ServerSocket sock = new ServerSocket(4712,100) ;
            while(true) new Handler(sock.accept()).start() ;}
        catch(IOException e)                               {
            System.err.println(e)                          ;};}} 

class Handler extends Thread                               {
    public void run()                                      {
        Random random=new Random()                         ;
        try                                                {
            //yada yada yada
        catch(Exception e)                                 {
            System.err.println(e)                          ;};}}

Thanks to http://stackoverflow.com/questions/237719/what-is-the-most-frustrating-programming-style-youve-encountered

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