Satire: Facebook's "Secret Sauce" in PHP Pseudocode?

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<?php

// Get everything everyone shared this year from our offshore data center
$all_links = Echelon::query('shared_links')->where('year = ?', 2011)->find_all();

// Add a dash of secret sauce
$politically_correct_links = array_filter($all_links, 'secret_sauce');

function secret_sauce($link)
{
	// Per zuck, keep fox out of the list
	if ($link['domain'] == 'foxnews.com') {
		return false;
	} else {
		return true;
	}
}

?>

Please simply conditional to return $link['domain'] == 'foxnews.com';