what_php_should_be.language

# imagine, for a second:
db = new db('mysql:localhost');

results = (
    select
        (name, age, photo)
    from
        (db.elePHPants)
    where
        (age > 16)
);

list = "<ul></ul>";

for result in results
{
    list.appendChild("
        <li class="elephpant">
            <img src="{result.photo}" alt="photo of {result.name}">
            <span>{result.name}, age {result.age}</span>
        </li>
    ");
}

render(list);