functions.sh

function table() {
    case "$1" in
        flip)
            echo "（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ "
            ;;
        set)
            echo "┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)"
            ;;
        man)
            echo "(╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)"
            ;;
        bear)
            echo "ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻"
            ;;
        jedi)
            echo "(._.) ~ ︵ ┻━┻"
            ;;
        pudgy)
            echo "(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻"
            ;;
        battle)
            echo "(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ╯(°□° ╯)"
            ;;
        rage)
            echo "‎(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻"
            ;;
        herc)
            echo "(/ .□.)\ ︵╰(゜Д゜)╯︵ /(.□. \)"
            ;;
        *)
            echo "Unknown table"
            exit 1
            ;;
    esac
}

in case you're a doof like me, line #32 doesn't belong if you want to paste into a .bash_profile :)