whalesaid.coffee

# Description:
#   For when you miss whalesalad
#
# Commands:
#   whalesaid

whaleisms = [
  "Everything should be generated by code, nothing should be generated by people",
  "code is data",
  "code is data, data is just life, blood is just code, code is my blood, i am dead.",
  "IM TRYING JEN",
  "Transducers",
  "yeah but like, is the juice worth the squeeze?",
  "Good!",
  "might as well head straight to the bar at this point, boyz."
  "TwitterDb",
  "yeah I see your point, but there are those who use the metric system, and those who land on the moon.",
  "Roll that beautiful bean footage!",
  "Christopha!",
  "I am a beautiful butterfly!",
  "$%#@# edn",
  "grip it n rip it",
  "omg LOVE THIS!",
  "hostile work environment."
  "Fight the good fight, cant let these cognitect mole's infiltrate"
  "#jira"
  "step 1) throw it in the garbage\nstep 2) get an iOS device"
  "the dope hat is a trigger for me"
  "if u wanna be a real ball player u need to pack a fat lip"
  "gotta double down on ur redbull's"
  "Begg train rolling out"
  "it still amazes me that you can crack an avocado open and leave it on the counter for like an hour and its basically ruined ... but as a society we package up guac with god knows what kind of preservatives and eat it weeks after it's been made"
  "so y are the bells fired up right now did some aggressive yarn purchaser decided to bust in and start playing pachelbel's canon????"
  "im gonna urinate off the third floor ledge"
  "It smells like stripper sweat in here."
  "Aren't there quotes about lazy people?"
  "the people who like brown rice are living in a fallacy where they think they're eating healthy"
  "definitely do not throw that out, that would be like throwing away a first edition charizard card"
  "you can't leave an upper-decker on a tankless toilet"
]

module.exports = (robot) ->

  robot.hear /whalesaid/i, (res) ->
    res.send res.random whaleisms