whitegfx · April 2, 2019 13:03
diff --git a/EVE Humor.txt b/EVE Humor.txt

 ________      ________       ____        _ _            
 |  ____\ \    / /  ____|     / __ \      | (_)           
 | |__   \ \  / /| |__ ______| |  | |_ __ | |_ _ __   ___ 
 |  __|   \ \/ / |  __|______| |  | | '_ \| | | '_ \ / _ \
 | |____   \  /  | |____     | |__| | | | | | | | | |  __/
 |______|   \/   |______|     \____/|_| |_|_|_|_| |_|\___|

 _    _                            
 | |  | |                           
 | |__| |_   _ _ __ ___   ___  _ __ 
 |  __  | | | | '_ ` _ \ / _ \| '__|
 | |  | | |_| | | | | | | (_) | |   
 |_|  |_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|\___/|_|   

 Gallente Iteron IV was descending for a landing at an Jita Station they had never been
 to before. The pilot looked out the windshield and suddenly exclaimed to his copilot,
 "Holy Stuff! Look how short that runway is! I've never seen one so short!"

 The copilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you're right! That's insane! Are you sure
 we can make it?" "Well we better, were almost out of fuel."

 So the captain got on the intercom and notified the station to prepare for an
 emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down and slowed the ship to just
 over stall speed.

 The Iteron came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilot's hands were
 sweating, the copilot was praying. They touched down and came screeching to a halt
 JUST before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking. "Whew! That was close!"
 yelled the captain." That runway was short!" "Yeah!" said the copilot,
 "and wide too!"

 (CTL-Q UKING Ehris Bok)

 "Your unreasonably large cannon perfectly strikes an enourmous, stationary object.
 Wrecking for a proportionatly ridiculous quantity of damage, and proving to everyone
 that, unlike an eleventeen year old school-girl giggling at a hello kitty purse,
 huffing golden spraypaint out of a tube sock, you can hit the broadside of a barn
 with a bazooka."

 The relativistic effect means that your body is in a schrodinger's quantum state.
 You're perfectly safe going throught that planet as long as you don't stop.

 Combat Philosophies of the various Races:
 Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
 Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
 Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy I'll kill you with it.
 Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....

 (Selieania's bio)

 The Amarr pray for God.
 The Caldari pray for Money.
 The Gallente pray for Peace.
 The Minimatar pray their ships hold together.

 (AntiDamascus' bio)

 1. To find a woman you need Time and Money therefore:
 ..Woman = Time x Money
 2. "Time is money" so
 ..Time = Money
 3. Therefore
 ..Woman = Money x Money
 ..Woman = Money^2
 4. "Money is the root of all problems"
 ..Money = Problems^(1/2)
 5. Therefore
 ..Woman = (Problems^(1/2))^2
 ..Woman = Problems

 (Erive Ila'Kanis' bio)

 "I'm alittle Hauler, Short and Stout, this is my Cargo, this is my Route. When I
 see a War Target, I Scream and Shout, Pop a Cyno and Jump on out."

 (female miner's bio)

 The Caldari Prayer

 Our missles, who art in launchers
 Hallowed be thy payload
 Thy warhead come
 Our enemies be done
 In low sec
 As it is in Empire
 Give us this day
 Our daily gank
 And forgive us our WCS's
 But we won't forgive those that use them against us
 And lead us not into bubbles,
 But deliver us from scramblers
 For thine is the thermal,
 The explosive, 
 And the kinetic
 EM

 (Amoun Ra's bio)

 [06:23:12] Pune Tang > if you play eve you have to see this funny as hell and
 worth the time
 http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

 (not from a bio)

 So it's time for the apocalypse, and God calls together three leaders of the world,
 George Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates, to tell them the news before he destroys
 the world.

 So George Bush goes back and calls together congress so he can address them for the
 last time. "Well, I have some bad news and some good news.  The bad news is that the
 world is going to end, and we're all going to die. The good news is that there really
 is a God."

 Putin goes back to Russia, and addresses the nation. "Well comrades, I have bad news
 and really bad news.  Firstly, world is going to end, and we're all going to die. The
 really bad news that there really is a God after all."

 Bill Gates goes and decides to address his fellow employees at Microsoft. "I have some
 bad news and some really great news.  First, the world is going to end and we're all
 going to die. The really great news is that we don't have to debug Vista any more!"

 (Chip Richey)

 Yes, I was the guy killed by the falling Camaro.
 Some dude drove it out of a helicopter. There was supposed to be a parachute. But the
 best part is, as you look up and see that car speeding towards you, all emergency
 flashers flashing, dude with a wild smile, leaning on the horn, yelling "no brakes, no
 brakes!"… your last thought gets to be "holy crap, that's awesome." - Ryan North

 (Adrasteia Stratos' bio)

 #define dead 1
 #include "capek.h"

 int horse = dead;

 int main (int argc, const char* argv[]) {
    if ( argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0 ) {
        printf("Don't Panic!, OMG\n");
        exit(42);
    } else {
        while ( horse == dead ) {
            do_beat(horse);
        }
    }
 }

 int do_beat ( int victim ) {
    printf("Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!\n");
    victim++;
 }

 //
 // gcc Fesken_Rans.c -o eve-grind
 // Fesken rans.c:3:27: missing capek.h
 // [GDATA]
 // EOF

 (Kira Thrace's bio)

 Flying a Minmatar ship is like straping yourself in an office chair flying down
 a flight of stairs while shooting 2 uzies.
 Vyanr > and hoping the wheels don't explode

 (Spartan Madcat's bio)

 ♫♪ It's tradition that makes it okay! ♪♪♫

 (me)

 First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more,
 no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
 shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that
 thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the
 third number, be reached, then lobbeth thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
 thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

 (Voolder Mardi's bio)

 21:19:42 Combat Your Medium Beam Laser I perfectly strikes
 Redia [INSU]<DEFY> 'Who-.Dares-.Wins™'(Kronos), wrecking for 96.5 damage.

 Staggerr > youre mother is so fat, that if she wants to go shopping your dad needs
 to drop a cyno

 (Kei Masaki's bio)

 2009.08.01
 [06:51:48] EVE System > Channel changed to Altruism. Corp

 RIP Altruism. corp.  :'(

 (Not from a bio)

 Advantages of the Hurricane Vs Other Minmatar ships:
 No jaw aches due to lack of used bubblegum as a ship building/repair ingredient.
 Pieces of the ship that are attached, tend to stay attached.
 The showers actually work.
 You don't look like someone flew a shuttle through the middle of a junk-yard at
 very very high speed with an impressive armour tank! :)
 You don't have to worry about getting to tech 2 ships cos there isn't a tech 2
 cane.... (wtf not!!! CCP gief please!!!)

 (Rhinanna's bio)

 "The Amarr Prayer"

 Our Crystals, who are in lasers
 Hallowed be thy damage.
 Thy damage come
 Our enemies be done
 In low sec
 As it is in Empire
 Give us this gank
 Our daily gank
 And forgive us our WCS's
 But we won't forgive them that use them against us
 And lead us not into bubbles,
 But deliver us from scramblers
 For thine is the thermal,
 The EM
 The Wrath
 And the ruin.

 Omen

 (Sakartrina's bio)

 do you know minmatar ships:
 "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot
 convoed me and told me to stop."

 (hANIBAL 777's bio)

 Hello ladies. Look at your bio, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back at
 mine.

 Sadly, yours isn't mine. 
 But if you stopped trolling and made this your bio, yours could be like mine. 

 Look down, back up. Where are you? 

 You're on Eve Online, reading the bio your bio could be like

 What's in your hand? Back to me. 
 It's two tickets to the best bio you've ever read.

 Anything is possible when you're me and not a lady.

 I'm on a computer.

 (TmLeafs' bio)

 [01:55:24] xbios > crap my daughter has a lego stuck in her nose
 [01:55:27] xbios > afk

 (Johny McBaddass' bio)

 (&RinnyWee) so i am out in 0.0 with my corp 
 doing some stuff
 (&RinnyWee) and i'm like
 (&RinnyWee) oh man i need to Pee
 (&RinnyWee) and get coffee
 (&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
 (&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
 (&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
 (&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
 (&RinnyWee) and i notice
 (&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
 (&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
 (Greme) :O
 (&RinnyWee) so i run in
 (&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
 (&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
 (&RinnyWee) which is fine
 (&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
 (Alacrity) uhoh
 (&RinnyWee) and it's just the freckin cat playing with the mouse cord
 (Alacrity) ROFL

 (sanituda's bio)

 Podpilot > crap I forgot to bring ammo

 Hawk Drakkarsson > damn it, i forgot to bring ammo

 (starting an ice-mining op)
 Kalie Amnel > crap, forgot to equip ice miners

 Daprov Martuck > cause i have t2 small guns
 Necrothitude > She said that??

 Steelrattty > how was i meant to know that bitch [Rydis] was crazy

 TmLeafs > Ehris Bok > i thought our friendshit went deeper than words!!!
 TmLeafs > nice typo ehris

 Hieronomus > "When a player leaves EVE for WoW, the average IQ of both gamer
 communities increases."

 (Necrothitude's bio)

 You know you're an EVE player when...

 1. ... you call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers.
 2. ... you look in your real wallet and panic when you don't find any ISK.
 3. ... you have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven!"
 4. ... you look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before
       being fired.
 5. ... you drive past a police road block and say out loud "gate camp"
 6. ... you wake up in the middle of the night just to change training and find
       yourself playing till down time.
 7. ... you panic every time you see a flashing red light while driving your car.
 8. ... you ask your employer for an "upgrade" instead of a "raise".
 9. ... you casually ask your doctor during a physical exam if he has any implants
       he would recommend
 10.....you run away from a car crash in fear that you will be podded!
 11.... You look down at your tachometer while driving and think "crap" my shields
       are down

 And a short story....

 There was an Caldari pilot, a Gallente pilot and a Damsel sitting together in
 an InterBus shuttle going through Essence. The shuttle's pilot made an apologetic
 announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods
 of time during their journey.

 Right on cue, the shuttle lights went out and it was completely dark.

 Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud *SLAP*. When
 the lights came back on, the Damsel and the Caldari pilot were sitting as if nothing
 had happened, and the Gallente had a nasty red slap mark on his face.

 The Gallente guy was thinking: "The Caldari fella must have kissed the Damsel and
 she missed him and slapped me instead."

 The Damsel was thinking: "The Gallente fella must have tried to kiss me and actually
 kissed the Caldari fella and got slapped for it."

 The Caldari pilot was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out,
 I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Gallente guy again."

 (credit: Akmun Ra)
diff --git a/Great Quotes.txt b/Great Quotes.txt
 sabastyian > i fail at life

 Akmun Ra > oh noes my dick broke again
 Akmun Ra > my dick is 2 inches

 Hawk Drakkarsson > I'm always right in my house. My wife says so
 Hawk Drakkarsson > and I have a very comfy couch I'll be sleeping on tonite

 03:14:51 Notify sabastyian has initiated self-destruct of their Vindicator, it will explode in 120 seconds.

 Necrothitude > USE THE FORCE, LEAFS!
 * TmLeafs unzips his pants with his mind

 Wang LeeMei > spider cant tank for shit actually
 Wang LeeMei > just wiped one of my tv screen

 Vexara > I love junior

 Akmun Ra > i feel stupid now

 Yrsa Austmannaskelfir > i'll just puke on your genitals

 togaparty27 > my passion has dwindled somewhat

 EnglishAlan > you scare me Necro

 Vesicle > for once i agree with necro!

 Soulie > everytime i see your name i think nematode

 Moskowi > necro you should have used a ribbed condom for traction in the mud with side

 Wang LeeMei > drop the penis already geeez

	________ ________ ____ _ _
	\| ____\ \ / / ____\| / __ \ \| (_)
	\| \|__ \ \ / /\| \|__ ______\| \| \| \|_ __ \| \|_ _ __ ___
	\| __\| \ \/ / \| __\|______\| \| \| \| '_ \\| \| \| '_ \ / _ \
	\| \|____ \ / \| \|____ \| \|__\| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| __/
	\|______\| \/ \|______\| \____/\|_\| \|_\|_\|_\|_\| \|_\|\___\|

	_ _
	\| \| \| \|
	\| \|__\| \|_ _ _ __ ___ ___ _ __
	\| __ \| \| \| \| '_ ` _ \ / _ \\| '__\|
	\| \| \| \| \|_\| \| \| \| \| \| \| (_) \| \|
	\|_\| \|_\|\__,_\|_\| \|_\| \|_\|\___/\|_\|

	Gallente Iteron IV was descending for a landing at an Jita Station they had never been
	to before. The pilot looked out the windshield and suddenly exclaimed to his copilot,
	"Holy Stuff! Look how short that runway is! I've never seen one so short!"

	The copilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you're right! That's insane! Are you sure
	we can make it?" "Well we better, were almost out of fuel."

	So the captain got on the intercom and notified the station to prepare for an
	emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down and slowed the ship to just
	over stall speed.

	The Iteron came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilot's hands were
	sweating, the copilot was praying. They touched down and came screeching to a halt
	JUST before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking. "Whew! That was close!"
	yelled the captain." That runway was short!" "Yeah!" said the copilot,
	"and wide too!"

	(CTL-Q UKING Ehris Bok)

	"Your unreasonably large cannon perfectly strikes an enourmous, stationary object.
	Wrecking for a proportionatly ridiculous quantity of damage, and proving to everyone
	that, unlike an eleventeen year old school-girl giggling at a hello kitty purse,
	huffing golden spraypaint out of a tube sock, you can hit the broadside of a barn
	with a bazooka."

	The relativistic effect means that your body is in a schrodinger's quantum state.
	You're perfectly safe going throught that planet as long as you don't stop.

	Combat Philosophies of the various Races:
	Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
	Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
	Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy I'll kill you with it.
	Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....

	(Selieania's bio)

	The Amarr pray for God.
	The Caldari pray for Money.
	The Gallente pray for Peace.
	The Minimatar pray their ships hold together.

	(AntiDamascus' bio)

	1. To find a woman you need Time and Money therefore:
	..Woman = Time x Money
	2. "Time is money" so
	..Time = Money
	3. Therefore
	..Woman = Money x Money
	..Woman = Money^2
	4. "Money is the root of all problems"
	..Money = Problems^(1/2)
	5. Therefore
	..Woman = (Problems^(1/2))^2
	..Woman = Problems

	(Erive Ila'Kanis' bio)

	"I'm alittle Hauler, Short and Stout, this is my Cargo, this is my Route. When I
	see a War Target, I Scream and Shout, Pop a Cyno and Jump on out."

	(female miner's bio)

	The Caldari Prayer

	Our missles, who art in launchers
	Hallowed be thy payload
	Thy warhead come
	Our enemies be done
	In low sec
	As it is in Empire
	Give us this day
	Our daily gank
	And forgive us our WCS's
	But we won't forgive those that use them against us
	And lead us not into bubbles,
	But deliver us from scramblers
	For thine is the thermal,
	The explosive,
	And the kinetic
	EM

	(Amoun Ra's bio)

	[06:23:12] Pune Tang > if you play eve you have to see this funny as hell and
	worth the time
	http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

	(not from a bio)

	So it's time for the apocalypse, and God calls together three leaders of the world,
	George Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates, to tell them the news before he destroys
	the world.

	So George Bush goes back and calls together congress so he can address them for the
	last time. "Well, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that the
	world is going to end, and we're all going to die. The good news is that there really
	is a God."

	Putin goes back to Russia, and addresses the nation. "Well comrades, I have bad news
	and really bad news. Firstly, world is going to end, and we're all going to die. The
	really bad news that there really is a God after all."

	Bill Gates goes and decides to address his fellow employees at Microsoft. "I have some
	bad news and some really great news. First, the world is going to end and we're all
	going to die. The really great news is that we don't have to debug Vista any more!"

	(Chip Richey)

	Yes, I was the guy killed by the falling Camaro.
	Some dude drove it out of a helicopter. There was supposed to be a parachute. But the
	best part is, as you look up and see that car speeding towards you, all emergency
	flashers flashing, dude with a wild smile, leaning on the horn, yelling "no brakes, no
	brakes!"… your last thought gets to be "holy crap, that's awesome." - Ryan North

	(Adrasteia Stratos' bio)

	#define dead 1
	#include "capek.h"

	int horse = dead;

	int main (int argc, const char* argv[]) {
	if ( argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0 ) {
	printf("Don't Panic!, OMG\n");
	exit(42);
	} else {
	while ( horse == dead ) {
	do_beat(horse);
	}
	}
	}

	int do_beat ( int victim ) {
	printf("Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!\n");
	victim++;
	}

	//
	// gcc Fesken_Rans.c -o eve-grind
	// Fesken rans.c:3:27: missing capek.h
	// [GDATA]
	// EOF

	(Kira Thrace's bio)

	Flying a Minmatar ship is like straping yourself in an office chair flying down
	a flight of stairs while shooting 2 uzies.
	Vyanr > and hoping the wheels don't explode

	(Spartan Madcat's bio)

	♫♪ It's tradition that makes it okay! ♪♪♫

	(me)

	First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more,
	no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
	shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that
	thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the
	third number, be reached, then lobbeth thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
	thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

	(Voolder Mardi's bio)

	21:19:42 Combat Your Medium Beam Laser I perfectly strikes
	Redia [INSU]<DEFY> 'Who-.Dares-.Wins™'(Kronos), wrecking for 96.5 damage.

	Staggerr > youre mother is so fat, that if she wants to go shopping your dad needs
	to drop a cyno

	(Kei Masaki's bio)

	2009.08.01
	[06:51:48] EVE System > Channel changed to Altruism. Corp

	RIP Altruism. corp. :'(

	(Not from a bio)

	Advantages of the Hurricane Vs Other Minmatar ships:
	No jaw aches due to lack of used bubblegum as a ship building/repair ingredient.
	Pieces of the ship that are attached, tend to stay attached.
	The showers actually work.
	You don't look like someone flew a shuttle through the middle of a junk-yard at
	very very high speed with an impressive armour tank! :)
	You don't have to worry about getting to tech 2 ships cos there isn't a tech 2
	cane.... (wtf not!!! CCP gief please!!!)

	(Rhinanna's bio)

	"The Amarr Prayer"

	Our Crystals, who are in lasers
	Hallowed be thy damage.
	Thy damage come
	Our enemies be done
	In low sec
	As it is in Empire
	Give us this gank
	Our daily gank
	And forgive us our WCS's
	But we won't forgive them that use them against us
	And lead us not into bubbles,
	But deliver us from scramblers
	For thine is the thermal,
	The EM
	The Wrath
	And the ruin.

	Omen

	(Sakartrina's bio)

	do you know minmatar ships:
	"Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot
	convoed me and told me to stop."

	(hANIBAL 777's bio)

	Hello ladies. Look at your bio, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back at
	mine.

	Sadly, yours isn't mine.
	But if you stopped trolling and made this your bio, yours could be like mine.

	Look down, back up. Where are you?

	You're on Eve Online, reading the bio your bio could be like

	What's in your hand? Back to me.
	It's two tickets to the best bio you've ever read.

	Anything is possible when you're me and not a lady.

	I'm on a computer.

	(TmLeafs' bio)

	[01:55:24] xbios > crap my daughter has a lego stuck in her nose
	[01:55:27] xbios > afk

	(Johny McBaddass' bio)

	(&RinnyWee) so i am out in 0.0 with my corp
	doing some stuff
	(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
	(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to Pee
	(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
	(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
	(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
	(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
	(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
	(&RinnyWee) and i notice
	(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
	(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
	(Greme) :O
	(&RinnyWee) so i run in
	(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
	(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
	(&RinnyWee) which is fine
	(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
	(Alacrity) uhoh
	(&RinnyWee) and it's just the freckin cat playing with the mouse cord
	(Alacrity) ROFL

	(sanituda's bio)

	Podpilot > crap I forgot to bring ammo

	Hawk Drakkarsson > damn it, i forgot to bring ammo

	(starting an ice-mining op)
	Kalie Amnel > crap, forgot to equip ice miners

	Daprov Martuck > cause i have t2 small guns
	Necrothitude > She said that??

	Steelrattty > how was i meant to know that bitch [Rydis] was crazy

	TmLeafs > Ehris Bok > i thought our friendshit went deeper than words!!!
	TmLeafs > nice typo ehris

	Hieronomus > "When a player leaves EVE for WoW, the average IQ of both gamer
	communities increases."

	(Necrothitude's bio)

	You know you're an EVE player when...

	1. ... you call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers.
	2. ... you look in your real wallet and panic when you don't find any ISK.
	3. ... you have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven!"
	4. ... you look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before
	being fired.
	5. ... you drive past a police road block and say out loud "gate camp"
	6. ... you wake up in the middle of the night just to change training and find
	yourself playing till down time.
	7. ... you panic every time you see a flashing red light while driving your car.
	8. ... you ask your employer for an "upgrade" instead of a "raise".
	9. ... you casually ask your doctor during a physical exam if he has any implants
	he would recommend
	10.....you run away from a car crash in fear that you will be podded!
	11.... You look down at your tachometer while driving and think "crap" my shields
	are down

	And a short story....

	There was an Caldari pilot, a Gallente pilot and a Damsel sitting together in
	an InterBus shuttle going through Essence. The shuttle's pilot made an apologetic
	announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods
	of time during their journey.

	Right on cue, the shuttle lights went out and it was completely dark.

	Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud SLAP. When
	the lights came back on, the Damsel and the Caldari pilot were sitting as if nothing
	had happened, and the Gallente had a nasty red slap mark on his face.

	The Gallente guy was thinking: "The Caldari fella must have kissed the Damsel and
	she missed him and slapped me instead."

	The Damsel was thinking: "The Gallente fella must have tried to kiss me and actually
	kissed the Caldari fella and got slapped for it."

	The Caldari pilot was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out,
	I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Gallente guy again."

	(credit: Akmun Ra)
	sabastyian > i fail at life

	Akmun Ra > oh noes my dick broke again
	Akmun Ra > my dick is 2 inches

	Hawk Drakkarsson > I'm always right in my house. My wife says so
	Hawk Drakkarsson > and I have a very comfy couch I'll be sleeping on tonite

	03:14:51 Notify sabastyian has initiated self-destruct of their Vindicator, it will explode in 120 seconds.

	Necrothitude > USE THE FORCE, LEAFS!
	* TmLeafs unzips his pants with his mind

	Wang LeeMei > spider cant tank for shit actually
	Wang LeeMei > just wiped one of my tv screen

	Vexara > I love junior

	Akmun Ra > i feel stupid now

	Yrsa Austmannaskelfir > i'll just puke on your genitals

	togaparty27 > my passion has dwindled somewhat

	EnglishAlan > you scare me Necro

	Vesicle > for once i agree with necro!

	Soulie > everytime i see your name i think nematode

	Moskowi > necro you should have used a ribbed condom for traction in the mud with side

	Wang LeeMei > drop the penis already geeez