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So remember that story i wrote about the weeb that went to my boxing gym dressed as naruto. | |
Well this is a story about a different kid but at the same school. | |
So opposite my house lives this kid who is 2 years younger than and we go to the same school and play vidya sometimes. | |
A while back he got into a fight as some kid swore at his mum so he fucked him up bretty bad and kind of got abit of a rep for bein a proper hard bastard. | |
So theres this other kid whos the same age and hes somehow convinced his whole year group that hes the hardest kid in the year, and hes done so by telling them hes been learning ninjutsu for years. | |
This kid comes to school everyday with a jacket that has a dragon on it with kanji and from his facebook page hes always uploadin pics of ryu hayabusa from the ninja gaiden series and kakashi from naruto. | |
He offers out my friend who lives opposite me to a fight and it gets bretty big. | |
So after school most of the school is at the big footy field and were waiting for the ninja kid to show up. | |
He arrives with his hands wrapped in red fight hand wraps and hes got the trademark dragon jacket on and the fights about to start. | |
Before the fight however, lots of kids in their year were goming up to my mate and tellin him not fight the ninja kid as he says this: "Dont fight him, did you know he can do a backflip and catch your neck with his heels whilst hes in a handstand position and then take you down to the floor!!??" | |
So i sez to him, "really, and have you seen him do this?" Surprisingly enough he says no. I cant believe everyone bought his shit lmao. | |
Anyway the fights about to start and guess what the fuckin ninja kid does? He pulls out a fuckin book about ninjutsu and holds it in one hand and reads it with his other hand in his pocket. | |
Turns out he was copying what kakashi does in naruto which is reading a book whilst fighting cause hes that skilled. | |
People are confused and im just cringing out my skin. | |
He says "come at me dont worry about me". So my mate runs at him and headbutts him and pulls him down and starts beating the fucker with his own book. | |
Ninja kid went home with a busted nose that day and no ninjutsu was shown. |
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