demotivation.json

{
  "quotes": [
    {
      "quote": "Accept that you're just a product, not a gift",
      "author": "Konrad"
    }, 
    {
      "quote": "TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.", 
      "author": "Justin Sewell"
    },
    {
      "quote": "Dream small. It's your only hope for success, really.",
      "author": "Someone no one remembers"
    },
    {
      "quote": "Never let your morals prevent you from doing what is right.",
      "author": "Isaac Asimov"
    },
    {
      "quote": "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.",
      "author": "Thomas Edison"
    },
    {
      "quote": "Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.",
      "author": "Voltaire"
    },
    {
      "quote": "If you fall, I'll always be there.",
      "author": "The Floor"
    },
    {
      "quote": "Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire - meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead.",
      "author": "Bret Easton Ellis"
    },
    {
      "quote": "Life's a bitch, and so am I...",
      "author": "Mom"
    }
  ]
}