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Chapter 2: You're REALLY cute, but, I couldn't find one photo or prompt that I could connect with you over
You're very cute; however, you aren't smiling in any of your profile photos or, you're smiling with your mouth closed. Clean healty teeth, gums and breath are essential in both animals and humans. I don't want to find out when we meet in person that you have an extremely unhealthy mouth. That's gross. Did you really think you'd hide this from me until the point in which we are already kissing and I have my tongue in your crappy mouth? No. That's rude. You should be assamed of yourself. In fact, you've probably shamed men for being dishonest with you, yet, you are being completely dishonest by not showing your teeth in you profile photos. You're hiding something and you know it.
The funny thing is, you're not even close to the hottest woman on my list of matches; yet, you think you're somehow supposed to be allowed to be rude. Trust me, I've already spent way too much of my life with a rude, classless bitch. I can spot them a mile away. In fact, I figured you'd turn out to be exactly what you showed yourself to be, but, I gave you a chance, and, you just helped me validate my red-flag detection. I'm dodging chicks like you quicker and quicker by the day. Thanks for helping to further train my algorithm. Peace!!!
You seemed cute enough initially; however, your impatience was apparent extremely early in the conversation.