Liv.And.Maddie.S01E15.part1.srt

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噢  一个包裹
Ooh! A package.
 
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等一下  里面是什 么 一件新衣服
Wait, what's in it? a new blouse?
 
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一个新包包
A new bag?
 
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还是那种短到都拉不过腰的性感内衣
Underwear that doesn't go all the way up to your waist?
 
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这是个古董级的搓衣板
It is an antique washboard.
 
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哦  真是个漂亮的玩意啊
Oh! isn't she a beaut?
 
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它将会帮助
It's going to help
 
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玛蒂和我赢得这个周末的杰瑟普拓荒者寻踪
Maddie and me win the mother-daughter challenge
 
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母女挑战赛
At jessup's pioneer trail this weekend.
 
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呃  不就是那个我以前
Ugh! is that that woodsy place
 
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和玛蒂去郊游的那个
That Maddie and I used to go to on field trips
 
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最大的特色在于上厕所的时候
Where the highlight was going to the bathroom
 
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要坐在圆木上的深山老林么
While sitting on a log?
 
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对头  玛蒂和我已经连续四年
Yep! Maddie and I have been doing this challenge
 
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参加这个挑战赛了
For the last four years.
 
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你只要在树林中搭帐篷
You camp in the woods
 
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体验着和十九世纪先人们一样的生活
And live like people did in the 1800s.
 
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你这是造了什么孽啊
Are you being punished?
 
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其中最成功的母女组合
The most successful mother-daughter team
 
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将会赢得金色的奶油搅拌器
Wins the golden butter churn
 
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并且在其他的女同胞面前耀武扬威
And gets to lord it over the other ladies
 
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整整一年
For the entire year.
 
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只不过现在金搅子还是一幅照片
Yeah, this is just a picture
 
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因为我和我妈并没赢过
'cause mom and I have never really won it.
 
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对啊  我们中总有一个在拿够胜利点之前
Well, one of us always seems to get leprosy
 
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被裁定为得了麻风病
Or fall into a wolverine nest
 
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- 或是掉到了狼窝里头  - 对的
- before we get enough points. - yeah.
 
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我们中的一个  指的是玛蒂
And by one of us, I mean maddie.
 
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- 妈  - 怎么了
- mom. - hmm?
 
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我可以看得到听得到你
I can see and hear you.
 
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嗯哼
Mm-hmm.
 
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呃  这不会是你又要拖着我去的
Ugh! this isn't going to be one of those things
 
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那一堆破事吧
That you drag me to, is it?

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我们笑个啥呢
Why are we laughing?
 
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我跟着你去有什么好笑的
What's so funny about me going with you?
 
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你到底要不要邀请我
Are you inviting me or not?
 
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丽芙  这是脏兮兮苦哈哈的野外生存
Liv, this is rough-and-tumble outdoorsy living.
 
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我们当然不会邀请你了
Of course we're not inviting you.
 
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她胆敢不邀请我
How dare she not invite me.
 
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当然了  这活动听起来
Sure, it sounds gross
 
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又恶心又脏兮兮的又愚蠢
And dirty and stupid,
 
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但是她好歹要问问我啊
But she should have at least asked.
 
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这样我就可以严词拒绝
Then I could have turned her down
 
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并且嘲笑她了
And laughed in her face.
 
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算了吧  你一天都撑不过去的
No, you wouldn't survive a day.