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你们不会知道洗个澡是多爽的
You have no idea how good it feels to be clean.
467
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你要加力擦洗
You have to work extra hard
468
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才能把蚂蟥的粘液从你指头上洗掉
To scrub leech slime off of your fingers.
470
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,203
欢迎回家 妈妈
Well, welcome home, mom.
471
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:13,371
当你出门的时候
While you were away,
472
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,507
爸爸干了些很男子汉的事情
Dad did some manly things.
473
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包括升级了你的垃圾粉碎机
Including upgrading your garbage disposal.
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00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,446
- 你是不是把它弄坏了 - 别跑题了
- you broke it, didn't you? - not the point.
475
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,815
皮特 你确定你知道
Pete, are you sure you know how
476
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怎么安装垃圾粉碎机么
To install a garbage disposal?
477
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,953
别跑题了
Not the point.
478
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,388
你应该试试 用的可顺手了
You should try it. it works great.
479
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,023
我们把冰箱里连帕克都不吃的剩菜
We tested it with all the leftovers in the fridge
480
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:34,058
都拿来做测试了
That we couldn't even get parker to eat.
483
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这就是为什么我对丢进粉碎机
This is why we have strict rules
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的剩饭剩菜有严规戒律
About what goes into the disposal.
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