__call__ in JavaScript

callable.js

function Callable() {
	var self = function Callable()
		this.__call__.apply(this, arguments);
	self.__proto__ = Callable.prototype;
	return self;
}
Callable.prototype = {
	constructor: Callable,
	__proto__: Function.prototype,
	__call__: function __call__() {
	},
};

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