xuwei-k · April 13, 2013 14:28
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 The z in scalaz means this: it was early 2008 and I was working for a Java consultancy and so of course, I used the most appropriate tool for the job: scala. But it had *terrible* libraries, so I offered to fix those while also meeting my other objectives. Turns out that the Scala guys were extremely hostile to even half-decent libraries (and still are to this day). I still struggle to wrap my head around this sometimes.

 Anyway, so I thought, well fuck it, I will just keep them to myself for now. My (awesome) employer had already agreed that we'd probably open-source such a thing, but I was concerned most about my primary goal. So then it came time to "name" this library. I had named it "scalax" simply so that I did not have the inclination to think of a proper name. Then I found out that such a library was being developed and with my internal name! Whatever, I thought.

 So I looked at this scalax library, hoping that I could just abandon my efforts and jump on board with everyone else -- they too had figured out that there were no decent libraries for Java/Scala right? WRONG. The scalax effort was a pile of rubbish. OK, let's fix it up. WRONG AGAIN and I ran into the usual extreme hostility of the Scala community to decent libraries. It was from this day that I committed myself to parodying the idiocy of these people and a good deal of them still haven't worked that out (a lot have).

 So fuck it, back to where I was, but I needed a name. And I could not be bothered getting fancy, I had code to write. So then my internal scalax became scalaz, it was open-sourced, a few smart people latched onto it immediately and we took off from there. Been parodying nonsense ever since.
	The z in scalaz means this: it was early 2008 and I was working for a Java consultancy and so of course, I used the most appropriate tool for the job: scala. But it had terrible libraries, so I offered to fix those while also meeting my other objectives. Turns out that the Scala guys were extremely hostile to even half-decent libraries (and still are to this day). I still struggle to wrap my head around this sometimes.

	Anyway, so I thought, well fuck it, I will just keep them to myself for now. My (awesome) employer had already agreed that we'd probably open-source such a thing, but I was concerned most about my primary goal. So then it came time to "name" this library. I had named it "scalax" simply so that I did not have the inclination to think of a proper name. Then I found out that such a library was being developed and with my internal name! Whatever, I thought.

	So I looked at this scalax library, hoping that I could just abandon my efforts and jump on board with everyone else -- they too had figured out that there were no decent libraries for Java/Scala right? WRONG. The scalax effort was a pile of rubbish. OK, let's fix it up. WRONG AGAIN and I ran into the usual extreme hostility of the Scala community to decent libraries. It was from this day that I committed myself to parodying the idiocy of these people and a good deal of them still haven't worked that out (a lot have).

	So fuck it, back to where I was, but I needed a name. And I could not be bothered getting fancy, I had code to write. So then my internal scalax became scalaz, it was open-sourced, a few smart people latched onto it immediately and we took off from there. Been parodying nonsense ever since.