Making coworkers hate me through bashrc's

gistfile1.txt

# https://www.quora.com/Bash-shell-What-are-the-best-bashrc-pranks/answer/Baptiste-Fontaine
trap '[ "$RANDOM" -le 2000 ] && exit' DEBUG

# confuse the damn kids
export PS1='C:${PWD////\\\\}> '

# sysadmin's april fouls rickroll
curl -s -L https://raw.githubusercontent.com/keroserene/rickrollrc/master/roll.sh | bash

# poor man's sl
alias sl="trap '' 2; curl -s -L https://raw.githubusercontent.com/keroserene/rickrollrc/master/roll.sh | bash; trap 2"

# happy birthday
trap '' 2
for i in $(seq 0 9); do
  clear
  sleep 0.1
  echo ✄╔╗─╔╗╔═══╗╔═══╗╔═══╗╔╗──╔╗
  echo ✄║║─║║║╔═╗║║╔═╗║║╔═╗║║╚╗╔╝║
  echo ✄║╚═╝║║║─║║║╚═╝║║╚═╝║╚╗╚╝╔╝
  echo ✄║╔═╗║║╚═╝║║╔══╝║╔══╝─╚╗╔╝
  echo ✄║║─║║║╔═╗║║║───║║─────║║
  echo ✄╚╝─╚╝╚╝─╚╝╚╝───╚╝─────╚╝
  echo ╔══╗─╔══╗╔═══╗╔════╗╔╗─╔╗╔═══╗╔═══╗╔╗──╔╗
  echo ║╔╗║─╚╣╠╝║╔═╗║║╔╗╔╗║║║─║║╚╗╔╗║║╔═╗║║╚╗╔╝║
  echo ║╚╝╚╗─║║─║╚═╝║╚╝║║╚╝║╚═╝║─║║║║║║─║║╚╗╚╝╔╝
  echo ║╔═╗║─║║─║╔╗╔╝──║║──║╔═╗║─║║║║║╚═╝║─╚╗╔╝
  echo ║╚═╝║╔╣╠╗║║║╚╗──║║──║║─║║╔╝╚╝║║╔═╗║──║║
  echo ╚═══╝╚══╝╚╝╚═╝──╚╝──╚╝─╚╝╚═══╝╚╝─╚╝──╚╝ 
  sleep 0.1
done
trap 2