Hackish Shellsock Bash Workaround

watch_yr_bash_bro.sh

function fix_it {
  for i in $(seq 8); do echo; done
  cd ~ && mkdir bash-fix && cd $_
  curl https://ftp.gnu.org/gnu/bash/bash-4.3.tar.gz | tar zxf -
  cd bash-4.3
  for i in $(seq -f "%03g" 1 25); do
    curl -s https://ftp.gnu.org/gnu/bash/bash-4.3-patches/bash43-$i | patch -p0
  done
  ./configure && make && make install && bash --version && rm -r bash-4.3
}

VERSION=$(bash --version | head -n 1 | awk '{print $3" "$4}') \
env EXPLOIT='() { :;}; echo Bash $VERSION is vulnerable!' \
bash -c "EXPLOIT && echo 'Can we fix it? Yes, we can.'" \
&& fix_it || echo 'Oh hayyy!'