Cephas XP

ci.theo..js

window.CEPHAS = {
  
  init: function(){
    this.autoRefresh(10000);
    this.statusUpdate();
    this.simonizer();
  },
  
  
  /*
   * Auto refresh every x ms
   */
  autoRefresh: function(ms){
    setTimeout(function(){
      window.location.reload();
    }, ms);
  },
  
  
  /*
   * Status update in header
   */
  statusUpdate: function(){
    var $status = $("#cephas .status");
    var not_working_statuses = [
      "sippin' some Bacardi",
      "doing your laundry",
      "preparing dinner for the team",
      "watching TV",
      "playing Puzzle Bobble",
      "in bed with your girlfriend",
      "waiting for the weekend to begin",
      "taking a shower",
      "randomly putting status messages",
      "googling",
      "getting jiggy with it",
      "hi-fiving robocop",
      "exterminating ants",
      "taking a nap"
    ];
  
    var $working = $(".list .working");
  
    if ($working.length) {
      $status.text($working.text());
    } else {
      var rnd = Math.round(Math.random() * (not_working_statuses.length - 1));
      $status.text(not_working_statuses[rnd]);
    }
  },
  
  
  /*
   * Random Simon picture
   */
  simonizer: function(){
    var rnd = Math.round(Math.random() * 1) + 1;
    $("#simon").css({
      "background-image": "url(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1345001/simon-" + rnd + ".jpg)"
    });
  }
  
};

window.CEPHAS.init();