sad

gistfile1.txt

// life motto

function sad(your_life){
  this.stop == function(){
    console.log("Stop being sad, fool!")
  }

  // Pseudocode for now,
  // basically should determine
  // sadness based on life factors
  // and return boolean true/false
}

function beAwesome(){
  // Pseudocode for now,
  // basically books a
  // skydiving trip
  // automatically
}

if (sad() == true){
  sad.stop();
  beAwesome();
}