gistfile1.js

var jsdom = require('jsdom');
var growl = require('growl');

jsdom.env("http://appstatealert.com/", [
  'http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.5.min.js'
  ],
  function(errors, window) {
    var $ = window.$
    var stat = $("#wrapper-content-inner strong:first").text();
    growl('Campus is operating under: ' + stat);
});