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A Gypsy curse. If you know what I mean...
A moment of silence. If you know what I mean...
A sausage festival. If you know what I mean...
An honest cop with nothing left to lose. If you know what I mean...
Famine. If you know what I mean...
Flesh-eating bacteria. If you know what I mean...
Flying sex snakes. If you know what I mean...
Not giving a shit about the Third World. If you know what I mean...
Sexting. If you know what I mean...
Shapeshifters. If you know what I mean...
Porn stars. If you know what I mean...
72 virgins. If you know what I mean...
A drive-by shooting. If you know what I mean...
A time travel paradox. If you know what I mean...
Authentic Mexican cuisine. If you know what I mean...
Bling. If you know what I mean...
Consultants. If you know what I mean...
Crippling debt. If you know what I mean...
Daddy issues. If you know what I mean...
The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™. If you know what I mean...
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. If you know what I mean...
Former President George W. Bush. If you know what I mean...
Full frontal nudity. If you know what I mean...
Hormone injections. If you know what I mean...
Laying an egg. If you know what I mean...
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Pretending to care. If you know what I mean...
Public ridicule. If you know what I mean...
Sharing needles. If you know what I mean...
Boogers. If you know what I mean...
The inevitable heat death of the universe. If you know what I mean...
The miracle of childbirth. If you know what I mean...
The Rapture. If you know what I mean...
Whipping it out. If you know what I mean...
White privilege. If you know what I mean...
Wifely duties. If you know what I mean...
The Hamburglar. If you know what I mean...
AXE Body Spray. If you know what I mean...
The Blood of Christ. If you know what I mean...
Horrifying laser hair removal accidents. If you know what I mean...
BATMAN!!! If you know what I mean...
Agriculture. If you know what I mean...
A robust mongoloid. If you know what I mean...
Natural selection. If you know what I mean...
Coat hanger abortions. If you know what I mean...
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. If you know what I mean...
Michelle Obama's arms. If you know what I mean...
The World of Warcraft. If you know what I mean...
Swooping. If you know what I mean...
Obesity. If you know what I mean...
A homoerotic volleyball montage. If you know what I mean...
Lockjaw. If you know what I mean...
A mating display. If you know what I mean...
Testicular torsion. If you know what I mean...
All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. If you know what I mean...
Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza. If you know what I mean...
Kanye West. If you know what I mean...
Hot cheese. If you know what I mean...
Raptor attacks. If you know what I mean...
Taking off your shirt. If you know what I mean...
Smegma. If you know what I mean...
Alcoholism. If you know what I mean...
A middle-aged man on roller skates. If you know what I mean...
The Care Bear Stare. If you know what I mean...
Bingeing and purging. If you know what I mean...
Oversized lollipops. If you know what I mean...
Self-loathing. If you know what I mean...
Children on leashes. If you know what I mean...
Half-assed foreplay. If you know what I mean...
The Holy Bible. If you know what I mean...
German dungeon porn. If you know what I mean...
Being on fire. If you know what I mean...
Teenage pregnancy. If you know what I mean...
Gandhi. If you know what I mean...
Leaving an awkward voicemail. If you know what I mean...
Uppercuts. If you know what I mean...
Customer service representatives. If you know what I mean...
An erection that lasts longer than four hours. If you know what I mean...
My genitals. If you know what I mean...
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic. If you know what I mean...
Science. If you know what I mean...
Not reciprocating oral sex. If you know what I mean...
Flightless birds. If you know what I mean...
A good sniff. If you know what I mean...
Waterboarding. If you know what I mean...
A balanced breakfast. If you know what I mean...
Historically black colleges. If you know what I mean...
Actually taking candy from a baby. If you know what I mean...
The Make-A-Wish Foundation. If you know what I mean...
A clandestine butt scratch. If you know what I mean...
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. If you know what I mean...
The Chinese gymnastics team. If you know what I mean...
Switching to Geico. If you know what I mean...
Peeing a little bit. If you know what I mean...
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine. If you know what I mean...
Nocturnal emissions. If you know what I mean...
The Jews. If you know what I mean...
My humps. If you know what I mean...
Powerful thighs. If you know what I mean...
Winking at old people. If you know what I mean...
Mr. Clean, right behind you. If you know what I mean...
A gentle caress of the inner thigh. If you know what I mean...
Sexual tension. If you know what I mean...
The forbidden fruit. If you know what I mean...
Skeletor. If you know what I mean...
Fancy Feast. If you know what I mean...
Being rich. If you know what I mean...
Sweet, sweet vengeance. If you know what I mean...
Republicans. If you know what I mean...
A gassy antelope. If you know what I mean...
Natalie Portman. If you know what I mean...
Copping a feel. If you know what I mean...
Kamikaze pilots. If you know what I mean...
Sean Connery. If you know what I mean...
The homosexual agenda. If you know what I mean...
The hardworking Mexican. If you know what I mean...
A falcon with a cap on its head. If you know what I mean...
Altar boys. If you know what I mean...
The Kool-Aid Man. If you know what I mean...
Getting so angry that you pop a boner. If you know what I mean...
Free samples. If you know what I mean...
A big hoopla about nothing. If you know what I mean...
Doing the right thing. If you know what I mean...
The Three-Fifths compromise. If you know what I mean...
Lactation. If you know what I mean...
World peace. If you know what I mean...
RoboCop. If you know what I mean...
Chutzpah. If you know what I mean...
Justin Bieber. If you know what I mean...
Oompa-Loompas. If you know what I mean...
Inappropriate yodeling. If you know what I mean...
Puberty. If you know what I mean...
Ghosts. If you know what I mean...
An asymmetric boob job. If you know what I mean...
Vigorous jazz hands. If you know what I mean...
Fingering. If you know what I mean...
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. If you know what I mean...
GoGurt. If you know what I mean...
Police brutality. If you know what I mean...
John Wilkes Booth. If you know what I mean...
Preteens. If you know what I mean...
Scalping. If you know what I mean...
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. If you know what I mean...
"Tweeting." If you know what I mean...
Darth Vader. If you know what I mean...
A sad handjob. If you know what I mean...
Exactly what you'd expect. If you know what I mean...
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. If you know what I mean...
Adderall™. If you know what I mean...
Embryonic stem cells. If you know what I mean...
Tasteful sideboob. If you know what I mean...
Panda sex. If you know what I mean...
An icepick lobotomy. If you know what I mean...
Tom Cruise. If you know what I mean...
Mouth herpes. If you know what I mean...
Sperm whales. If you know what I mean...
Homeless people. If you know what I mean...
Third base. If you know what I mean...
Incest. If you know what I mean...
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. If you know what I mean...
A mime having a stroke. If you know what I mean...
Hulk Hogan. If you know what I mean...
God. If you know what I mean...
Scrubbing under the folds. If you know what I mean...
Golden showers. If you know what I mean...
Emotions. If you know what I mean...
Licking things to claim them as your own. If you know what I mean...
Pabst Blue Ribbon. If you know what I mean...
The placenta. If you know what I mean...
Spontaneous human combustion. If you know what I mean...
Friends with benefits. If you know what I mean...
Finger painting. If you know what I mean...
Old-people smell. If you know what I mean...
Dying of dysentery. If you know what I mean...
My inner demons. If you know what I mean...
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee. If you know what I mean...
Aaron Burr. If you know what I mean...
Cuddling. If you know what I mean...
The chronic. If you know what I mean...
Cockfights. If you know what I mean...
Friendly fire. If you know what I mean...
Ronald Reagan. If you know what I mean...
A disappointing birthday party. If you know what I mean...
A sassy black woman. If you know what I mean...
Mathletes. If you know what I mean...
A tiny horse. If you know what I mean...
William Shatner. If you know what I mean...
Riding off into the sunset. If you know what I mean...
An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. If you know what I mean...
Jew-fros. If you know what I mean...
Mutually-assured destruction. If you know what I mean...
Pedophiles. If you know what I mean...
Yeast. If you know what I mean...
Grave robbing. If you know what I mean...
Eating the last known bison. If you know what I mean...
Catapults. If you know what I mean...
Poor people. If you know what I mean...
Forgetting the Alamo. If you know what I mean...
The Hustle. If you know what I mean...
The Force. If you know what I mean...
Wiping her butt. If you know what I mean...
Intelligent design. If you know what I mean...
Loose lips. If you know what I mean...
AIDS. If you know what I mean...
Pictures of boobs. If you know what I mean...
The Übermensch. If you know what I mean...
Sarah Palin. If you know what I mean...
American Gladiators. If you know what I mean...
Getting really high. If you know what I mean...
Scientology. If you know what I mean...
Penis envy. If you know what I mean...
Praying the gay away. If you know what I mean...
Frolicking. If you know what I mean...
Two midgets shitting into a bucket. If you know what I mean...
The KKK. If you know what I mean...
Genghis Khan. If you know what I mean...
Crystal meth. If you know what I mean...
Serfdom. If you know what I mean...
Stranger danger. If you know what I mean...
A Bop It™. If you know what I mean...
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. If you know what I mean...
Prancing. If you know what I mean...
Vigilante justice. If you know what I mean...
Overcompensation. If you know what I mean...
Pixelated bukkake. If you know what I mean...
A lifetime of sadness. If you know what I mean...
Racism. If you know what I mean...
Dwarf tossing. If you know what I mean...
Sunshine and rainbows. If you know what I mean...
A monkey smoking a cigar. If you know what I mean...
Flash flooding. If you know what I mean...
Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. If you know what I mean...
Dry heaving. If you know what I mean...
The terrorists. If you know what I mean...
Britney Spears at 55. If you know what I mean...
Attitude. If you know what I mean...
Breaking out into song and dance. If you know what I mean...
Leprosy. If you know what I mean...
Gloryholes. If you know what I mean...
Nipple blades. If you know what I mean...
The heart of a child. If you know what I mean...
Puppies! If you know what I mean...
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. If you know what I mean...
Dental dams. If you know what I mean...
Toni Morrison's vagina. If you know what I mean...
The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge. If you know what I mean...
Active listening. If you know what I mean...
Ethnic cleansing. If you know what I mean...
The Little Engine That Could. If you know what I mean...
The invisible hand. If you know what I mean...
Waiting ‘til marriage. If you know what I mean...
Unfathomable stupidity. If you know what I mean...
Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein. If you know what I mean...
Re-gifting. If you know what I mean...
Autocannibalism. If you know what I mean...
Erectile dysfunction. If you know what I mean...
My collection of high-tech sex toys. If you know what I mean...
The Pope. If you know what I mean...
White people. If you know what I mean...
Tentacle porn. If you know what I mean...
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. If you know what I mean...
Too much hair gel. If you know what I mean...
Seppuku. If you know what I mean...
Same-sex ice dancing. If you know what I mean...
Cheating in the Special Olympics. If you know what I mean...
Charisma. If you know what I mean...
Keanu Reeves. If you know what I mean...
Sean Penn. If you know what I mean...
Nickelback. If you know what I mean...
A look-see. If you know what I mean...
Pooping back and forth. Forever. If you know what I mean...
Menstruation. If you know what I mean...
Kids with ass cancer. If you know what I mean...
A salty surprise. If you know what I mean...
The South. If you know what I mean...
The violation of our most basic human rights. If you know what I mean...
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. If you know what I mean...
Being fabulous. If you know what I mean...
Necrophilia. If you know what I mean...
Centaurs. If you know what I mean...
Bill Nye the Science Guy. If you know what I mean...
Black people. If you know what I mean...
Chivalry. If you know what I mean...
Lunchables™. If you know what I mean...
Bitches. If you know what I mean...
The profoundly handicapped. If you know what I mean...
Heartwarming orphans. If you know what I mean...
MechaHitler. If you know what I mean...
Fiery poops. If you know what I mean...
Another goddamn vampire movie. If you know what I mean...
Tangled Slinkys. If you know what I mean...
The true meaning of Christmas. If you know what I mean...
Estrogen. If you know what I mean...
A zesty breakfast burrito. If you know what I mean...
That thing that electrocutes your abs. If you know what I mean...
Passing a kidney stone. If you know what I mean...
A bleached asshole. If you know what I mean...
Michael Jackson. If you know what I mean...
Cybernetic enhancements. If you know what I mean...
Guys who don't call. If you know what I mean...
Smallpox blankets. If you know what I mean...
Masturbation. If you know what I mean...
Classist undertones. If you know what I mean...
Queefing. If you know what I mean...
Concealing a boner. If you know what I mean...
Edible underpants. If you know what I mean...
Viagra. If you know what I mean...
Soup that is too hot. If you know what I mean...
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). If you know what I mean...
Surprise sex! If you know what I mean...
Five-Dollar Footlongs™. If you know what I mean...
Drinking alone. If you know what I mean...
Dick fingers. If you know what I mean...
Multiple stab wounds. If you know what I mean...
Soiling oneself. If you know what I mean...
Child abuse. If you know what I mean...
Anal beads. If you know what I mean...
Civilian casualties. If you know what I mean...
Pulling out. If you know what I mean...
Robert Downey, Jr. If you know what I mean...
Horse meat. If you know what I mean...
A really cool hat. If you know what I mean...
Kim Jong-il. If you know what I mean...
A stray pube. If you know what I mean...
Jewish fraternities. If you know what I mean...
The token minority. If you know what I mean...
Doin' it in the butt. If you know what I mean...
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. If you know what I mean...
Teaching a robot to love. If you know what I mean...
A can of whoop-ass. If you know what I mean...
A windmill full of corpses. If you know what I mean...
Count Chocula. If you know what I mean...
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. If you know what I mean...
A death ray. If you know what I mean...
The glass ceiling. If you know what I mean...
A cooler full of organs. If you know what I mean...
The American Dream. If you know what I mean...
Keg stands. If you know what I mean...
When you fart and a little bit comes out. If you know what I mean...
Take-backsies. If you know what I mean...
Dead babies. If you know what I mean...
Foreskin. If you know what I mean...
Saxophone solos. If you know what I mean...
Italians. If you know what I mean...
A fetus. If you know what I mean...
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. If you know what I mean...
Dick Cheney. If you know what I mean...
Amputees. If you know what I mean...
Eugenics. If you know what I mean...
My relationship status. If you know what I mean...
Christopher Walken. If you know what I mean...
Bees? If you know what I mean...
Harry Potter erotica. If you know what I mean...
College. If you know what I mean...
Getting drunk on mouthwash. If you know what I mean...
Nazis. If you know what I mean...
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. If you know what I mean...
Stephen Hawking talking dirty. If you know what I mean...
Dead parents. If you know what I mean...
Object permanence. If you know what I mean...
Opposable thumbs. If you know what I mean...
Racially-biased SAT questions. If you know what I mean...
Jibber-jabber. If you know what I mean...
Chainsaws for hands. If you know what I mean...
Nicolas Cage. If you know what I mean...
Child beauty pageants. If you know what I mean...
Explosions. If you know what I mean...
Sniffing glue. If you know what I mean...
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. If you know what I mean...
Repression. If you know what I mean...
Roofies. If you know what I mean...
My vagina. If you know what I mean...
Assless chaps. If you know what I mean...
A murder most foul. If you know what I mean...
Giving 110 percent. If you know what I mean...
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. If you know what I mean...
The Trail of Tears. If you know what I mean...
Being marginalized. If you know what I mean...
Goblins. If you know what I mean...
Hope. If you know what I mean...
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. If you know what I mean...
A micropenis. If you know what I mean...
My soul. If you know what I mean...
A hot mess. If you know what I mean...
Vikings. If you know what I mean...
Hot people. If you know what I mean...
Seduction. If you know what I mean...
An Oedipus complex. If you know what I mean...
Geese. If you know what I mean...
Global warming. If you know what I mean...
New Age music. If you know what I mean...
Hot Pockets. If you know what I mean...
Making a pouty face. If you know what I mean...
Vehicular manslaughter. If you know what I mean...
Women's suffrage. If you know what I mean...
A defective condom. If you know what I mean...
Judge Judy. If you know what I mean...
African children. If you know what I mean...
The Virginia Tech Massacre. If you know what I mean...
Barack Obama. If you know what I mean...
Asians who aren't good at math. If you know what I mean...
Elderly Japanese men. If you know what I mean...
Exchanging pleasantries. If you know what I mean...
Heteronormativity. If you know what I mean...
Parting the Red Sea. If you know what I mean...
Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you know what I mean...
Road head. If you know what I mean...
Spectacular abs. If you know what I mean...
Figgy pudding. If you know what I mean...
A mopey zoo lion. If you know what I mean...
A bag of magic beans. If you know what I mean...
Poor life choices. If you know what I mean...
My sex life. If you know what I mean...
Auschwitz. If you know what I mean...
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. If you know what I mean...
A thermonuclear detonation. If you know what I mean...
The clitoris. If you know what I mean...
The Big Bang. If you know what I mean...
Land mines. If you know what I mean...
Friends who eat all the snacks. If you know what I mean...
Goats eating cans. If you know what I mean...
The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. If you know what I mean...
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. If you know what I mean...
Man meat. If you know what I mean...
Me time. If you know what I mean...
The Underground Railroad. If you know what I mean...
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. If you know what I mean...
A sea of troubles. If you know what I mean...
Lumberjack fantasies. If you know what I mean...
Morgan Freeman's voice. If you know what I mean...
Women in yogurt commercials. If you know what I mean...
Natural male enhancement. If you know what I mean...
Being a motherfucking sorcerer. If you know what I mean...
Genital piercings. If you know what I mean...
Passable transvestites. If you know what I mean...
Sexy pillow fights. If you know what I mean...
Balls. If you know what I mean...
Grandma. If you know what I mean...
Friction. If you know what I mean...
Party poopers. If you know what I mean...
Farting and walking away. If you know what I mean...
Being a dick to children. If you know what I mean...
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. If you know what I mean...
The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System™. If you know what I mean...
Dying. If you know what I mean...
Hurricane Katrina. If you know what I mean...
The gays. If you know what I mean...
The folly of man. If you know what I mean...
Men. If you know what I mean...
The Amish. If you know what I mean...
Pterodactyl eggs. If you know what I mean...
Team-building exercises. If you know what I mean...
A brain tumor. If you know what I mean...
Cards Against Humanity. If you know what I mean...
Fear itself. If you know what I mean...
Lady Gaga. If you know what I mean...
The milk man. If you know what I mean...
A foul mouth. If you know what I mean...
A big black dick. If you know what I mean...
A beached whale. If you know what I mean...
A bloody pacifier. If you know what I mean...
A crappy little hand. If you know what I mean...
A low standard of living. If you know what I mean...
A nuanced critique. If you know what I mean...
Panty raids. If you know what I mean...
A passionate Latino lover. If you know what I mean...
A rival dojo. If you know what I mean...
A web of lies. If you know what I mean...
A woman scorned. If you know what I mean...
Clams. If you know what I mean...
Apologizing. If you know what I mean...
Appreciative snapping. If you know what I mean...
Neil Patrick Harris. If you know what I mean...
Beating your wives. If you know what I mean...
Being a dinosaur. If you know what I mean...
Shaft. If you know what I mean...
Bosnian chicken farmers. If you know what I mean...
Nubile slave boys. If you know what I mean...
Carnies. If you know what I mean...
Coughing into a vagina. If you know what I mean...
Suicidal thoughts. If you know what I mean...
Dancing with a broom. If you know what I mean...
Deflowering the princess. If you know what I mean...
Dorito breath. If you know what I mean...
Eating an albino. If you know what I mean...
Enormous Scandinavian women. If you know what I mean...
Fabricating statistics. If you know what I mean...
Finding a skeleton. If you know what I mean...
Gandalf. If you know what I mean...
Genetically engineered super-soldiers. If you know what I mean...
George Clooney's musk. If you know what I mean...
Getting abducted by Peter Pan. If you know what I mean...
Getting in her pants, politely. If you know what I mean...
Gladiatorial combat. If you know what I mean...
Good grammar. If you know what I mean...
Hipsters. If you know what I mean...
Historical revisionism. If you know what I mean...
Insatiable bloodlust. If you know what I mean...
Jafar. If you know what I mean...
Jean-Claude Van Damme. If you know what I mean...
Just the tip. If you know what I mean...
Mad hacky-sack skills. If you know what I mean...
Leveling up. If you know what I mean...
Literally eating shit. If you know what I mean...
Making the penises kiss. If you know what I mean...
Media coverage. If you know what I mean...
Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament. If you know what I mean...
Moral ambiguity. If you know what I mean...
My machete. If you know what I mean...
One thousand Slim Jims. If you know what I mean...
Ominous background music. If you know what I mean...
Overpowering your father. If you know what I mean...
Pistol-whipping a hostage. If you know what I mean...
Quiche. If you know what I mean...
Quivering jowls. If you know what I mean...
Revenge fucking. If you know what I mean...
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. If you know what I mean...
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. If you know what I mean...
Santa Claus. If you know what I mean...
Scrotum tickling. If you know what I mean...
Sexual humiliation. If you know what I mean...
Sexy Siamese twins. If you know what I mean...
Slow motion. If you know what I mean...
Space muffins. If you know what I mean...
Statistically validated stereotypes. If you know what I mean...
Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. If you know what I mean...
The boners of the elderly. If you know what I mean...
The economy. If you know what I mean...
The Fanta girls. If you know what I mean...
The Gulags. If you know what I mean...
The harsh light of day. If you know what I mean...
The hiccups. If you know what I mean...
The shambling corpse of Larry King. If you know what I mean...
The four arms of Vishnu. If you know what I mean...
Being a busy adult with many important things to do. If you know what I mean...
Tripping balls. If you know what I mean...
Words, words, words. If you know what I mean...
Zeus's sexual appetites. If you know what I mean...

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