gistfile1.js

// Inspired by https://twitter.com/nelhage/status/391265023357513728
function timeoutSort(array) {
  var deferred = $.Deferred(),
      res = [];
  array.forEach(function(x) {
    setTimeout(function() {
      if (res.push(x) == array.length) {
        deferred.resolve(res);
      };
    }, x + 15);
  });
  return deferred.promise();
}