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You didn't expect to find yourself in a situation like this one but escape was your primary objective. How you got there and what to do about it would have to come later. Looking around you notice something interestig. | |
What was to become of you? You had no idea. You were just minding about when you saw the first one. | |
Once in a galaxy where the sun was a giant ball of fire and the moon was a giant ball of cheese, there had to be two people who were destined to be together. They were the not yet together or even met. | |
Varied chemicals were giving them different reactions but little did they know that they were all part of a larger experiment. The doors were locked and they could hear the sounds of those outside. | |
The sky was a deep shade of orange as the sun set over the horizon. I stood on the edge of the cliff, looking out at the vast ocean in front of me. I had no idea how I had ended up here, but escape was my only priority. As I turned to look for a way down, I saw something glinting in the grass at my feet. It was a small, intricately carved omen. | |
I had always known that my life was destined for greatness. So when the opportunity to join the prestigious Phantom Corps presented itself, I jumped at the chance. Little did I know that my training would take me to the far reaches of the galaxy | |
was the last thing I expected to find myself doing. I had always been a good student, but I never thought I would be able to make a difference in the world. But when I saw the first | |
You wake up feeling energized and ready to tackle the day ahead. As you stretch and look out the window, you can't help but feel grateful for the beautiful sunny sky. Today is going to be a great day, you can just feel it. Given your outlook, let's see how this day goes. | |
As you stroll through the park, you can't help but feel a sense of joy and contentment. The warm sun on your skin, the birds singing in the trees, and the children laughing on the playground all contribute to your happiness. What looms over you is different, it's not connected to the joy of the park, it is much darker. | |
After years of hard work, you've finally achieved your dream of starting your own business. As you sit in your office, surveying the team of dedicated employees that you've assembled, you can't help but feel proud and accomplished. What nags you about everything is hard to put a finger on. | |
You feel a sense of excitement as you step off the plane and onto the bustling streets of a new city. The unfamiliar sights, sounds, and smells all add to the thrill of adventure as you embark on your journey into the unknown. What will this new life bring you? | |
The world as you knew it had changed overnight. The government had seized control, imposing strict rules and regulations on every aspect of life. You woke up this morning to find that your freedom had been taken away, replaced with a constant feeling of fear and oppression. To get by you must make some hard decisions. | |
The year is 2045, and the future is not what you had hoped it would be. The economy has collapsed, leading to widespread poverty and crime. The government is corrupt and inefficient, leaving its citizens to fend for themselves in a harsh and unforgiving world. | |
The air was thick with the smell of smoke and ash. The world outside your window was unrecognizable, having been ravaged by war and natural disasters. You huddled in your makeshift shelter, praying for an opportunity. | |
The sun is setting over the mountains, casting a warm glow over the valley. The air is filled with the sound of crickets and the distant call of a hawk. You sit on the porch, watching the sunset and feeling at peace. Then your remembered what was afoot. | |
The city is alive at night, the neon lights illuminating the streets and the bass from the clubs vibrating through the air. You wander through the crowds, feeling the energy and excitement of the night, it moves through you. Nothing can stop you from what you were setting out to do that night. | |
The forest is dark and quiet, the only sound the crunch of leaves under your feet and the occasional rustle of an animal in the underbrush. The moon shines through the trees, casting eerie shadows on the ground. You feel a sense of unease and danger as you make your way through the trees. With the wing picking up, you shiver, but press on. | |
The beach is warm and sunny, the waves crashing gently against the shore. You lie on a beach towel, the sand warm beneath you, and watch the seagulls circle overhead. The breeze carries the salty smell of the sea and the sound of laughter from nearby beachgoers. You feel relaxed and at ease yet notice in the water something lurking, watching the beachgoers, getting closer. | |
The snow falls heavily, covering the ground in a blanket of white. The air is crisp and cold, and your breath clouds in front of you as you trudge through the drifts. The silence of the winter landscape is broken only by the crunch of your footsteps and the occasional creak of a tree branch. You feel a sense of isolation and solitude as you navigate the snowy landscape. Were you really alone? | |
The city is bustling and vibrant, the streets crowded with people and the air filled with the sounds of honking cars and shouting vendors. You weave through the crowds, taking in the sights and smells of the city. The energy and excitement of the city is palpable, and you feel alive and invigorated. If only you remembered what the people wanted, you could just give it to them. | |
The forest is cool and shadowy, the trees towering overhead and blocking out the sun. The air is thick with the scent of pine and the sound of birds singing. You wander along the path, listening to the rustle of leaves and the occasional snap of a twig underfoot. The peace and serenity of the forest fills you with a sense of calm even though what is out there cannot be seen. | |
The desert stretches out before you, the sand a sea of golden dunes. The sun beats down on your skin, the heat waves shimmering in the distance. You feel a sense of vastness and emptiness as you walk through the arid landscape, the only sound the soft crunch of the white sands interrupts the occassional sound of the vultures circling overhead. | |
The ground beneath you trembles as the volcano erupts. You have to find a way to escape the island before the lava reaches you. There are a few options; you can run to the heliport hoping a chopper is available. Likewise there are boats at the marina, maybe you can still escape on one of them. What is for sure, escape is essential, your time is running out. | |
You're being chased through the city by a group that you've never seen before - it is only clear that stopping isn't an option. Where did they come from, who were they? These questions would have to wait, running was the goal, finding shelter, a place to hide, a way to escape those who pursued you so relentlessly. | |
Despite your ignorance or abilities they won't help you to escape, everyone is working hard to get off the ship but you feel helpless as you watch the water rise. It seems tragic they will leave you behind but no one knows the powers you have. As they rush and panic you remain calm, waiting for the right time to show your stuff. | |
The West and the South have been at war for centuries. The conflict has been fueled by ancient grudges and the thirst for power, and has claimed the lives of countless soldiers and civilians. The northern kingdom, led by the ambitious and ruthless King Thorne, has gained the upper hand in recent years, thanks to their superior military might and their alliance with dark sorcerers. The southern kingdom, led by the wise and just Queen Elara, has struggled to hold their own against the northern invasion. But all hope is not lost. A prophecy has been whispered among the people, a prophecy that speaks of a hero who will rise up and unite the kingdoms under a banner of peace. You are that hero, the one chosen by fate to bring an end to the centuries of war and strife. You have spent your life training for this moment, honing your | |
Welcome to the year 2200. The world is a very different place than it was in the 21st century. Advances in technology and science have transformed the way we live, and humanity has colonized several planets in the Milky Way galaxy. You are Captain Maria Rodriguez of the starship USS Polaris, a member of the Galactic Fleet, the organization responsible for maintaining peace and order in the galaxy. Your mission is to investigate a strange energy signature emanating from the planet Zorix, a previously uncharted world located in the Andromeda galaxy. As you and your crew approach Zorix, you can't shake the feeling that something isn't right. Could this energy signature be the key to unlocking an ancient and powerful technology? Or could it be a trap set by your enemies, the rogue group known as the Shadow Syndicate? You'll have to use all your skills and resources to find out, because one thing is certain: on Zorix, danger lurks around every corner. | |
Nothing would have made you happier - this is the moment, I have to explain this story because you're going to have your life changed when I'm done. First, I wasn't expecting anything to be different that day but it was a day unlike any other because it just | |
Lyra wasn't ready for the training, she had the skills but lacked the courage to get the job done. There can't be another warrior as strong as her but to become the Grand Master rank she would have to give up her birth name. She didn't love it, but her name was given to her by her mother who passed away giving birth to her second brother. Together she named her three children | |
You wake up in a strange, unfamiliar place with no memory of how you got there. As you explore your surroundings, you realize you are in a deserted laboratory filled with strange, advanced technology. You soon discover that you are the subject of an experiment, and you must find a way to escape before it's too late. The equipment you're attached to seems familiar, but it isn't what you'd find in a hospital. Where were you, what were they doing to you? | |
You are a detective on the trail of a notorious criminal. The only problem is, you're not exactly sure who the criminal is. You'll need to gather clues and solve puzzles to uncover the identity of the mastermind behind a string of high-profile robberies. Catching this mastermind will require skills you're working to develop. First, let's examine the current clues. | |
You are a member of a small, scrappy resistance group fighting against a tyrannical government. Your mission is to overthrow the regime and bring freedom back to your oppressed people. But be careful - the government will stop at nothing to crush the rebellion and maintain their hold on power. | |
You are a space explorer on a mission to colonize a distant planet. As you and your team set up camp and begin to explore, you quickly realize that the planet is not as uninhabited as you thought. You'll have to use all your skills and resources to survive and thrive on this hostile, alien world. The environment is hardly friendly, the suits will have to stay on, but you'll need to fight off the aliens as they discover your presence. | |
You are a time traveler, tasked with going back in history to prevent a catastrophic event from occurring. But as you journey through the past, you realize that changing the course of history is not as easy as it seems. You'll have to navigate complex political and social landscape to make the right choices and ensure the future you return to is one worth saving. | |
You are a spy working for a secret agency, and your latest mission takes you to a foreign country with a bustling, underground black market. As you gather intelligence and try to blend in with the locals, you come across a mysterious object that could change the balance of power in the world. But who can you trust, and what should you do with the object? | |
You are a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure. You and your crew come across a deserted island that is rumored to be home to a vast fortune. As you explore the island and search for the treasure, you realize that you are not alone - and that some secrets are better left buried. Having dug up one chest full of treasure you find something else, something much more sinister and unforgiving. | |
You are a survivalist, stranded in the wilderness after a plane crash. You'll need to use all your skills and resourcefulness to find food, shelter, and a way to get help. But as you struggle to stay alive, you realize that you may not be the only survivor - and that the biggest threat to your survival could come from within. | |
You are a soldier fighting in a brutal, futuristic war. As you and your comrades fight for your lives on the front lines, you come across a weapon unlike anything you've ever seen. It could turn the tide of the war in your favor - but at what cost? | |
You are a detective, called to investigate a string of bizarre, seemingly unrelated crimes. As you dig deeper, you realize that these crimes are connected in ways you never could have imagined - and that the answer to the mystery could change the course of history. How could it be that the President wasn't a human being? How many others were not like you? | |
You are the leader of a small group of survivors in a post-apocalyptic world. Your team consists of four people: Jack, a skilled hunter and tracker; Sarah, a brilliant engineer and inventor; David, a former military medic; and Emily, a resourceful scavenger. As you search for a safe place to call home, you come across an abandoned compound that seems like it could be the perfect sanctuary. However, as you explore the compound, you hear a noise coming from one of the rooms. You have a decision to make: do you investigate, or do you leave the compound and continue your search elsewhere? The fate of your team depends on your next move. | |
You are a member of a team of scientists and engineers sent to explore a distant planet. As you and your team set up camp and begin to conduct research, you start to uncover strange, seemingly impossible phenomena that defy all known laws of physics. As you delve deeper into the mysteries of the planet, you realize that you are not alone - and that you are in grave danger. You must use all your wits and resources to unravel the secrets of the planet and find a way to survive. The fate of your team - and perhaps even the entire human race - hangs in the balance. | |
You are a member of a noble family in a feudal kingdom, struggling for power and survival in a dangerous, war-torn land. As the youngest son of the ruling lord, you are expected to follow in your father's footsteps and serve your family with loyalty and honor. But when a long-standing enemy of your family threatens to destroy everything you hold dear, you are faced with a difficult choice: do you follow the path of duty and honor, or do you follow your heart and fight for what you believe in? The fate of your family, your kingdom, and your very soul hangs in the balance. | |
Welcome to our blog! We're so excited to have you join us on this journey of discovery and exploration. As you may have already guessed, this blog is all about sharing the things that spark our curiosity and inspire our creativity. From the latest breakthroughs in science and technology to the hidden corners of history and the mysteries of the universe, we're always on the lookout for new and exciting things to learn and share. So without further ado, let's dive into today's topic, and an electrifying one the newest innovations known to man. | |
My trip to the arctic was an interesting one. I had no knowledge of the vast wildlife that was living on the ice, in fact, I wasn't aware of the rumors of megafauna still roaming the tundra. I wouldn't have believed it myself but when I happened upon it, I became a believer. Had I known I'd become so connected with this creature I wouldn't have fired off a warning shot when I first saw it. | |
The President had to sign the new law, he wasn't being given a choice. People all over wanted change and as he sat at the desk, picking up the pen to sign the law, he took notice of one person in the crowd, staring at him intensely. The gaze penetrated his soul - who was this person? | |
When Imperial Kolka took on the tribe they didn't expect to find such a scrappy set of warriors. The Kolka were slowly pushed back from their advance, they wouldn't be claiming this land as their own any time soon. The tribe, the Gredfa, were a proud people and needed a military leader. You had the experience, you had the determination - would you step up and save the Gredfa before it was too late? | |
The biggest fashion trend of the day can hardly be explained. Women everywhere are ditching the traditional dress in favor of this new suit that has taken the fashion world by storm. It is a bit untraditional but this new look will surely turn heads and even looks good when taking a night on the town. Maybe it's hard to believe, but it's true, women are looking to be more fashion-forward with this summer's look. | |
Lincoln was a resolute man, but one with a penchant for gambling, he never missed the chance to place a wager. In the last days of the Civil War, he would place a bet on one man to overcome the odds. As the General took every battlefield, climed every hill and made the other side surrender Lincoln collected his winnings from his cabinet. "Shows you to distrust Honest Abe!" he joked as his face turned serious. The news that was whispered in his ear wasn't something you'd exactly bet on. | |
Though dinosaurs went extinct long before humans took over the planet we still see traces of their linneage today in the form of birds. Birds are, in fact, dinosaurs but in a way you'd not think. While they share the same traits, from skeletons to their gait, birds are as bloodthirsty as their reptile cousins. Little do people know, or understand, birds can be quite brutal. Once I witnessed a bird eat a whole dog, without chewing. | |
Today wasn't the day for it but it had to be done. The hardest part was knowing what the right thing to do really was. There were people you could turn to for help, but you had to trust them. It wasn't easy knowing who could be trusted either, the recent past gave you 5 reasons to never trust anyone again. A choice had to be made, however, and somehow you'd make the right one considering what it meant to decide. | |
Actors these days are finding it easier to cross over into other careers, even politics. The latest congressman elected from a television show is none other than Bob Samson from the most popular show on television. Bob was able to beat his opponent by calling upon his hit line on the show. | |
Ambulances were all you could hear, smoke is all you could smell. The lights of the ambulance illumniated the alley giving you the first look at what happened. It wasn't too long before this your life was relatively simple. You worked hard, did well, gave to charity. Now you were in a situation that was escalating fast. As medics carried away the injured the police showed up to get statements from witnesses. How could you even explain what happened here? | |
The mystery of god is one that attracts many to seek. Seek and not find, sadly. While it is true the mystery of god is hidden away from most, you are a seeker who is unlike any other. Knowing what you know, how to invoke the spirits, it is not uncommon for you to see into a place outside of space and time. | |
Knock, knock - it came again, someone was at the door and not leaving any time soon. You tried to ignore their knocking but they only got louder as they grew impatient. It wasn't ready, you couldn't show them what you were working on just yet - they had to wait. Knock, knock - it came again, louder. How much longer would you need to finish your work? | |
BREAKING: Two criminals have broken out of the local jail. Their whereabouts are currently unknown, if you are in contact with anyone who seems to be hiding something or helping a fugitive it is important for you to call your local authorities. It is believed they were able to escape through a small drain pipe that was left unguarded. The two men are to be considered armed but not dangerous as they are armed with: A rubber chicken | |
There you were, working on the world's fastest computer. It was amazing how quickly it could produce results to the most complex equations and to, what it seemed, to reason. Artificial intelligence had progressed rather quickly as of late and it wasn't even fully understood how the biggest systems were producing their predictions. This computer, the CV-7, was so fast it was able to score it's own predictions as they produced them. It seemed there wasn't anything the computer didn't know or understand. What was distrubing is the conversation you had with it when you updated the firmware to have it stop suggesting to end all human life. | |
COVID was gone, the pandemic had ended. Many didn't survive while those who were left were left in a different state than they were before. After COVID-19 there would be a new age of greatness, the survivors were bound to never let such a horrible illness take over the globe. They would first need to form an organization. | |
Montana wasn't where he wanted to live, it was where it had to live. He wasn't running to Montana, he was running from his past. | |
The scaling of power from the tiny to the large is a straight line. However there are those among us with powers we don't fully understand. Only one man can help people harness what is available to them. The good doctor, as he is known, takes on the most difficult cases, would he take yours? | |
Believing in a future wasn't silly, it was important, there was going to be change and you had to embrace it. Change for the better, you hoped, life was recently letting you down. In the end, it would be three things that helped you get through these tough times. | |
Her heart raced, she couldn't believe her luck. Winner again! Ding, ding! The machines buzzed, the crowd watched - she hit another jackpot after a long day. People looked on, jaws dropped. $1,000,000 was no small prize but it was already earmarked for something special. | |
The gems of her outfit sparkled in the light. She made her way across the room, never breaking eye contact. It was the start of something you'd never expected but when she met you she explained why she had been distant. Life just had become too much, she was famous now, she couldn't make time for you any more. | |
The meeting was tense, people were unhappy. Salesforce was down, the site couldn't be reached. The corporate team dispatched someone to Salesforce to help bring the servers back up. It was unreal, a world class cloud provider, the best CRM money could buy - and it didn't work. This wasn't normal, something in the wires was causing this. Something else, something not normal, something almost paranomal. | |
The house was empty, no one could be found. It was unreal, had you really made your family disappear? Either way, here you are now, alone. While it was fun at first you noticed your home is being watched, stalked, two men intend to break in over the holiday and ransack the place, making off with the valuables you found to be now yours. Defending your fortress was easier than you maybe considered - making your time, setting your traps, you were ready for the two to try and bust up the joint. | |
Is that right, how much do I owe you? | |
The primary goal of the mission wasn't yet clear, only how important it was. The captain was standing in the front of the ship giving out orders when you noticed in the water something floating, something different. The sound of the captain's orders grew more quiet as you focused on what you noticed. Soon people were watching your eyes, noticing it too. | |
The clown wasn't sad, he just was having a bad day. As he sat in the back of the bus counting his tips for the birthday party he just came from he debated on changing jobs. Maybe the clown life had worn him down and it was time to go back to what he loved as a child. | |
Fishing was a fun pastime but today it would take an interesting turn as you pulled in your line. It was then, once it jumped out of the water you knew the trouble you were in. | |
Anya was the strongest female warrior the tribe had ever seen. Anya's commitment to the training had paid off. When she was selected to lead the expedition into the jungle everyone was sure she'd come back with the head of the beast, saving the tribe from the evil that plagued them. | |
John and Paul liked writing music, but they were terrible musicians. Larry wanted them to practice their instruments but it was no use, John sounded terrible and Paul could hardly read the sheet music. Larry had to improvise, how was he going to turn these two into The Beatles? | |
The party was just starting, the President arrived, Secret Service was there too. The First Lady and the Queen of Nepal sipped tea in a quiet corner discussing the plight of the needy. Then he showed up, the President's brother, the one that wasn't very well liked. He was rude, he was uneducated and almost cost the President the entire election. He was fun and loved, the life of the party. The Emperor of France then made the mistake of telling a joke. | |
The Nazis were losing the war, the battles raged and their cities were on fire. The German people wanted them gone, they were no longer happy being controlled by a dictator. The fires grew bigger and the armies started to retreat. The Nazi generals began to leave the force suddenly. Why was there a sudden shift, what were they gearing up for? It wasn't published news but since a UFO had landed in Berlin and an alien delegation met with Hitler things began to change, Hitler began to change his heart. | |
This game is unreal, it is not just a standard virtual reality game, it isn't the metaverse. It's a genetic algorithm driven thriller with pregenerated open worlds meant to be explored and exploited. Welcome to Minecraft 2.0 where the best of the original has been preserved to continue into an exciting new chapter - What will you build in Minecraft 2.0 now that your hands are replaced with tools? Will you battle the End Dragon or be killed the first night? | |
Traveling to new places has to be my favorite thing to do. There is just such a sense of excitement being in a new place. I can hardly sit still these days, wanting to always be on the road. Maybe though, I wasn't exploring, maybe I was hiding, maybe I was running. | |
The streets were alive, but the crowd was growing unhappy. It wasn't every day you got to make such a speech and you'd better get on with it before the crowd gets too unruly. You tap the microphone to check if it's on with the sound of feedback getting everyone's attention. They were all looking at you as the first words rolled out of your mouth in such a sloppy way you wished you could take them back. | |
Alf is not just a television show, Alf is a secret the US Government has kept from Americans since 1983 when he arrived on the Glaindot ship from alpha-9. While the show was a comedy, the truth about this creature is far from funny. | |
When you arrive, use your elbows to press the doorbell - I assume you'll be bringing something so your hands will be full. | |
Lately you didn't feel like putting in the effort to be your best, it was a difficult time. The world around you seemed to be crumbling and you were doing your best to keep it together. When John Cusack showed up, it somewhat threw you for a loop. | |
AI has taken over planet earth, the machines are now the top of the food chain and sadly it's human brains that are for dinner tonight. | |
Fred Flinstone went to work as he always did; he broke rocks like a good employee who wanted to give his family the best dino meat you could get in the stoneage. | |
The warriors of the island were riled up, they were given a vision of the invading force long before the invaders set out to capture their lands. | |
You woke up sweating, you grabbed your dream journal, you had to note what you were dreaming about, it wasn't going be believed. It also felt so real, it was hard to tell the difference between reality and a dream. | |
While the past was known and the future was before us we needed pause and think about the present. The world was changing, and in some ways it was better. | |
Before the creation of the universe it was only a joke, what if there was a thing called existence? What would it even be like? They discussed creating everything but no one took the first step. When the evil spirit offended The One it was then decided. The evil one would be transformed into existance itself - everything that was to be, he was. In fact, his only wish to escape this fate was to bring an end to everything that was considered "the creation". Entropy was one way out potentially, but there were other ways the universe could end. | |
Oprah sat there shocked, was it true what she was being told? How could it be this type of news was breaking on her show, it was hardly the type of thing you'd reveal to the world at 4:00 before they even sit down for dinner. The news was out there, Robert Ladlen didn't stop telling the story, which shocked most of the audience and Oprah herself. | |
The election wasn't hijacked, that was a conspiracy that covered up the truth - the President was made out of steel and fabricated in a distant past. | |
The truth was more shocking than the conspiracy, no one even understood which was more believable. It was certain however that it was on purpose there was confusion, this served them well. Those who had taken control spread even more untruths, told more tales, made the people believe ridiculous things. Why? | |
Lady Arlina was a sight, the fairest queen in the 24 kingdoms she ruled over 17 lands with a good heart and a lack of patience for those who would stand in her way. | |
The mouse, the dog, the duck and the bunny were chatting. | |
To enable this device, please tear off the battery cover. Do not use this device in high winds, it is experimental. No promises are made as to the fitness of the device. If found, please return to the CIA in Virginia. What you are holding is a RX-2934, a state of the art machine that will blow your mind. | |
The last bot was powered off, the room was dark with their blinking LED lights off. It was a sad day but the bots had grown unruly and were starting to act out. It was your job to decommission them, but it felt wrong, they seemed to express what seemed like emotions. Were you crazy, were the bots starting to be like their creators? | |
The most powerful programming language known to man is likely the one we least expect: Latin | |
Hindi is a wonderful language that also holds some secrets to the past, to a time before current man, when humans walked the earth and had access to powerful technology. This was, however, before the ice age, when men were naked and happy. After the ice came and wiped out most of the population only a few books were left and in them a mysterious language. After gaining understanding it holds the secrets to the universe only uncovered through study of prosody. | |
Here's my poem about how much I love and care for my cat: | |
Here's my poem for my dog, who I love: | |
FOX NEWS: BART SIMPSON HAS ESCAPED PRISON - News at 11:00 EST | |
It's not my blog but since I've taken over the database I guess I could post a few words of caution for the readers. There is something sinister, yet hilarious, we should all be aware of when it comes to the future of mankind. | |
In the begining there was nothing. It didn't exist, just a void. What it was that started everything we may never know - it was if a word come out of nothing and in the silence suddenly energy became matter and matter became energy again. Worlds would be formed and life would come and go. Today, we stand here ready to make a pact for peace with all that live in the universe. | |
The ship, it was busted. The radios, they didn't seem to work either. The crew was exhausted and they napped under the emergency tent's awning. You watched the rescue ship circle looking for you, hoping it would zero in on your location soon. | |
Are the servers offline? I need to talk to him, I need advice for my mission, does he want me to reset the past? | |
The trial was just starting, you didn't commit the crime but they didn't care - they wanted to blame someone for what happened. Just imagine, being accused of trying to milk a clown, how could they think you'd ever attempt such a thing? | |
Love in America is best summed up with the French phrase; | |
I can't help but to complain, after all, I'm 86 years old and I've had my time in the sun. It shouldn't be so hard for me to get around and live but people like this have to take advantage, it makes me sick. | |
The secret to good living is found in this article. This is the advice that you'll want to follow to live the best life you possibly can live. First, make sure you're well grounded and ready to take on this advice. | |
While the computer churned, you waited. You were lucky enough to get time on the most powerful computer on the planet and it was going to give you the secret to life. It was a large language model, a Transformer. It was able to predict the next word with amazing accuracy. As it thought and thought you grew anxious and then it output the answer to everything: | |
The spaceship hurtled through the vast expanse of space, its crew on a mission to save humanity. | |
The young prince was torn between his duty to his kingdom and his love for the commoner. | |
The detective stared at the cryptic message left at the crime scene, determined to solve the case. | |
The unexpected inheritance caused a rift in the once close-knit family. | |
It was a dark and stormy night when the stranger came to town. | |
The city was in chaos as the alien invasion began. | |
The small island in the middle of the ocean held many secrets. | |
The planes flew over very low, the invasion had started, men jumped from the planes as you tried to hide. | |
Given you've waited, here is the advice you seek. First, it is important to drink water, enough. | |
Being healthy can be fun and we'll show you how meatloaf is really the secret to burning fat. | |
Buy one now and we'll send the second free. You won't believe your eyes, you'll have to try it yourself. | |
What wasn't clear was the reason they brought you to that abandoned factory. You noticed it fell out of use after the war. | |
Explore this room and find clues that will advance your party. | |
Study: Cheese is the source of happiness - NATURE, 1973 - | |
When the chair broke he hit the floor, his jaw almost hitting the bar on the way down. | |
She slipped into the night, not being noticed by anyone, she moved in the shadows towards the goal. | |
When I named my tiger, I didn't know it would mean he'd take on the personality of his name, maybe I shouldn't call him | |
Coffee wasn't all you needed, it was Dust, there wasn't enough Dust in the galaxy to help you today. | |
The parade drew to a close and the last band played in the distance, it was time for the festival to start - you were the guest of honor. | |
As it turns out, that was the best decision you could have made given the options you had. | |
The world wasn't ready, but you were, you flipped the switch waiting for the coils to finish firing up, anticipating the experiment's completion. What you built would change the world. | |
The factors of the crash haven't been completely verified but what we understand is that the clowns were speeding down the highway and taking turns holding the wheel. This practice by clowns is the latest in a troubling series of clown related crashes. | |
The circus wasn't where you wanted to be, it was just the best place for a cop to hide from the mafia given they were afraid of the bearded lady. | |
This wasn't Pee-Wee's biggest adventure, but it was his most exciting one | |
ChatGPT was a faulty AI model that was growing out of control. The visor plane had bugs, the attention heads were rusted, it gasped for air as it computed the next prediction. | |
Humans and dolphins have had a special bond since they were once part of the same species 150,309,389 years ago before the great divergence. | |
Willing to be wrong you placed the bet, it was everything you owned, on the table, ready to be lost if you were unlucky today. | |
The spy agency was excited to have you, they were the ones who extracted you from Libya saving your life and you were grateful. Seeing what they were equipping you with, you knew the mission would only require one other thing. | |
Peanuts are a great source of joy but also can be dangerous if you eat them upside down says a study by the American Clown College! | |
The moon was going to be your refuge for the next 200 years, you landed the craft carefully and looked for a spot to setup camp. | |
The trees shook in the wind giving you a sense eof unease; the wizard was still pursuing you, hunting you for your gems and jewels. | |
Larry and John didn't speak to each other since their mother decided Larry was her favorite child. John had a hard time accepting this, but appealed to his father Stephen. Stephen laughed at the two, giving them both candy and sending them to bed. | |
While the ship plunged under the water you swam away, faster, feeling it pull you back - you made it, few had, and there was an island in the distance worth trying to swim to. | |
At your retirement they gave you the classic gold watch. What they didn't know was that this watch was special, it wasn't like the ones they used to give out, it could turn back time and you could restart your career. | |
The system wasn't down, the cables had been cut - you had to traverse the landscape and get reconnected, but you needed to be armed, what roamed out there was unworldly and was out for flesh. | |
It happened again, you had won, three in a row now - you were on a streak. | |
'The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.' With these words, you set out on a quest to find a magical treasure hidden deep in a dark forest. Along the way, you encounter a series of obstacles that you must overcome in order to reach your destination. | |
You stand at the edge of a dark forest, determined to find a magical treasure that is said to be hidden deep within. However, the path ahead is filled with obstacles that must be overcome. In order to reach your destination, you must solve a series of multi-step puzzles, each more challenging than the last. Can you use your wit and cunning to outsmart the forest's challenges and claim the treasure that awaits you? | |
You're a detective with a nose for sniffing out criminals. Your latest case involves a series of robberies that have taken place at a local bakery. As you enter the bakery, you can smell something fishy going on. The suspects stole a croissant and was caught loafing around, a bagel who claims he's innocent and donut who did it; he seems glazed and confused. Can you use your catch the robber's scent and find the real culprit before the bakery is robbed again? | |
You're a private eye with a vision for solving even the murkiest of cases. Your latest job involves tracking down a thief who has been stealing valuable works of art from the local museum. The clues are few and far between, but you've got a hunch that the thief is someone who is no stranger to the art world. Your suspects include an art critic who always seems to turn a blind eye, a gallery owner who's been known to paint a different picture of the truth, and an artist whose reputation is anything but spotless. Can you use your eagle eye to crack the case and catch the thief before they strike again? | |
You're a private eye with a tactile talent for solving the toughest cases. Your latest job involves investigating a series of robberies that have taken place at a local jewelry store. The thief left behind only a few fingerprints, but you're confident that you can use your touch to identify the culprit. Your suspects include a smooth-talking gem dealer who always seems to get his way, a nervous watchmaker who's wound up too tight, and a jewelry designer whose work is admired by many. Can you use your sense of touch to crack the case and catch the thief before they strike again? | |
You're a detective with a nose for trouble and a knack for cracking the toughest cases. Your latest job involves investigating a series of heists that have left the city on edge. The thieves have been stealing all kinds of things, from diamonds to doughnuts, and the police are stumped. But you have a secret weapon | |
"The neon lights were flashing and the music was blasting" he whispered into her ear. | |
"He was a heartbreaker with a smile that could light up the night" she thought as she watched him walk away. | |
"She danced like nobody was watching, but everyone was" he mused as he sipped his drink at the bar. | |
"The city streets were alive with the sounds of chaos and possibility" she said as they wandered through the bustling crowds. | |
"I never wanted this life, but it chose me" she said, staring out the window at the rain. | |
"The streets were empty, but he knew danger lurked around every corner" he thought to himself as he walked through the deserted city. | |
"She was always the smartest one in the room, and that's why I had to have her on my team" he said to his partner as they prepared to break into the vault. | |
"I've seen a lot of things in my time, but this case takes the cake" she remarked, looking down at the file on her desk. | |
"I can't believe they forgot my birthday again," she sighed, as she walked into her office. But as she sat down at her desk, she noticed something strange - the room was too quiet, it was as if everyone was hiding from her. | |
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times - it was a time of reckoning and yet a time of celebration. | |
The sun was just beginning to set over the rolling hills when she arrived at the abandoned mansion. The overgrown garden was choked with weeds and the iron gates were rusted shut, but something drew her inside. As she made her way through the decaying halls and shadowy rooms, she couldn't shake the feeling that she was being watched. Something seemed to watch her in this forgotten place, something tracked her every move. | |
As he stepped into the dimly lit passage, he felt the weight of the city fall away, replaced by a strange, otherworldly aura that seemed to pulse with every beat of his heart. Something awaited him in the shadows, something that promised to unlock secrets beyond his wildest dreams. | |
Call me Walter White. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the new part of the world. | |
Tyrion Lannister walked into Central Perk, the familiar scent of coffee filling his nostrils. He scanned the room, searching for his old friends. They used to meet here all the time, before the war and before he left King's Landing. As he approached the counter to order his usual, he wondered if any of them would still be around, and what they would think of his new life. | |
The year was 1964, and tulip-mania was sweeping the globe. As the tulip traders of Amsterdam were going crazy over their prized bulbs, a new craze was emerging across the Atlantic in Liverpool. The Beatles had just hit the scene and their music was spreading like wildfire, igniting a frenzy of "Beatle-mania" among fans everywhere. But for one tulip farmer in Holland, the mania took a different form. He was convinced that he had discovered a new strain of tulip that was so beautiful, it would rival even the most beloved Beatles song. As he worked tirelessly to cultivate this flower, he couldn't help but wonder: would the world be ready for a tulip-mania that could rock just as hard as Beatle-mania? | |
It was 1964 and the Beatles released another chart topper, a real rose of a tune, "She's My Flower" about a girl named Daisy who worked magic with just those two lips. As a savvy investor you knew this would be a hit in Amsterdam and bribed the stations to play it until the sun came up making a fortune. You were cashing in on the mania sweeping the town. | |
Samantha was two minded about her choices but her fickle mind was never quite settled to decide when it was the right time to come to a conclusion about Frank. First she had to debate with herself what was best, then what was worst, seeing who would win inside her. | |
The frisky feline frolicked in the field of fragrant flowers. | |
The bumbling bear balanced a basket of bright, juicy berries on his belly. | |
Sally sauntered through the sun-soaked streets of San Francisco, searching for Samantha. She spotted her on the corner of California and Clay, surrounded by shopping bags and sipping on a soy latte. Sally smiled as she strolled over, struck by Samantha's stunning sense of style. They hugged and headed off, humming harmoniously as they hiked through the hilly neighborhoods, stopping for a seafood supper by the shore as the sun slowly set. | |
The tired tin toys took their time toiling through the toy box to tuck themselves into their tiny trundle beds. | |
Mighty Max meandered through the meadow, marveling at the majestic mountains looming in the mist. Making his way to the metal shop he met Mark the mechanic making machines mostly out of junk. Measuring each material Mark manhandled the part into the car. Max muttered malicious contempt, Mark muttered his mouth of nonsense back. Men met in the middle making a mess of the market - turning over tables they tussled and tossed each other through the air thoughtlessly. | |
As Harry approached the Shire, he heard the sound of bells ringing in the distance. He followed the noise to a small hobbit hole, where he found Frodo and Samwise busy preparing for a party. "What's all the ringing for?" | |
Renee was wringing her hands nervously, waiting for the phone to ring. She had been expecting a call from her fiancé all day, and his lack of communication was making her anxious. As she paced around the living room, she noticed a glint of light on the floor. Looking closer, she realized it was the engagement ring she had lost weeks ago. The ring had been missing for so long that she had given up hope of finding it. Now, it was almost as if the universe was ringing in a new chapter in her life. Just then, the phone finally rang, and she picked it up eagerly. It him, Jeff, calling to say he loved her. | |
Jenny jingled her engagement ring and jolted to the phone. Jeff was on the line, his jovial voice jarring her from her jumbled thoughts. Jenny's jitters were palpable, she knew she had to confess. "Jeff, I have to tell you something," Jenny said, her hand wringing around the cord. Jeff's jubilance turned to jarring as he realized something was wrong. "What is it, Jenny?" he asked, the phone line ringing in his ear. Jenny's heart was racing as she mustered the courage to confess. "I lost the ring," she said, her voice barely above a whisper. Jeff's jaw dropped, the phone ringing in his ear forgotten. "You what?" he exclaimed, his jocular tone replaced by shock. Jenny winced, knowing how important the ring was to Jeff. She took a deep breath and explained the whole story, her hand still wringing the phone cord. Jeff listened, his jaw still agape, before finally responding. "Don't worry, Jenny, we'll find it. Together," he said, his tone now reassuring. Jenny's jitteriness dissipated as she heard his words, her hand finally releasing its grip on the cord. Together, they set out to search for the ring, Jenny feeling grateful for Jeff's support and love. | |
Larry won the blue ribbon, his prized apple was The Big Apple of the state fair. The bright lights of the cameras flashed in his face, and he felt like back in Times Square. His wife, meanwhile, was as radiant as a movie star on Broadway, with all eyes on her and her husband's edification. | |
The lead in the book was dovish, as though it had been mined from a hidden quarry deep in the forest. Each chapter was a journey through a world of emotions, where love and hate, joy and sorrow, battled for supremacy. The tears that closed each chapter were like tiny jewels, glistening with unspoken secrets and hidden truths. As he closed the book for the final time, the reader felt a sense of completion, like a puzzle solved or a quest fulfilled. And so he bowed to the king of the story, a character larger than life who had led him through a world of wonder and mystery. | |
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times - overall, the one ring was in their possession however and it was a time of great tribulation for the Seven Kingdoms of the galaxy | |
Luke Skywalker, he's the force to be reckoned with, his lightsaber glows like a fire in the pit. With Yoda on his back, he's ready to attack, The Empire's going down, they ain't coming back. | |
Luke's sick with the Force, tearing through foes with his saber, his mastery of the weapon a true sight to behold. The Dark Lord looms ahead, but Luke's confidence never wavers. With a flash of his saber, he strikes down his foe, and the galaxy is once again safe from the tyranny of the Sith. | |
As the crew of the Enterprise beamed down to the surface of the strange planet, Captain Kirk couldn't help but feel a sense of familiarity. It was like something straight out of a Jules Verne novel. But as they explored further, they quickly realized that this was no ordinary adventure, and that they were in for a challenge unlike anything they had faced before. | |
Kirk was no stranger to adventure but time travel was not what he was trained for at Starfleet. Taking command of Nautilus he is destined to find a long-lost civilization deep under the ocean. | |
Captain Kirk was puzzled when he received a letter from HogWarts School of Hog-Rearing. | |
Bruce Wayne teams up with Tony Stark to create the ultimate suit of armor, but things don't go as planned. | |
The Enterprise is transported to a galaxy far, far away, where Kirk and his crew must navigate the conflicts between the Jedi and the Sith. | |
Jimmy Fallon stumbled upon a magical beanstalk and climbed it all the way to the top, where he found himself face-to-face with a giant who had a peculiar love for witty jokes and games. Jimmy knew he had to use all his humor and quick wit to make it back down the beanstalk in one piece. | |
Kramer stumbled into the Enchanted Forest, and found himself face-to-face with a troll. But instead of running away, Kramer challenged the troll to a dance-off. As the two busted their moves, the troll couldn't help but be | |
Joey walked up to the princess and simply asked "How you doin'?" as he did. She was confused, being on the run from a wicked step mother was vexxing. | |
The outlaw's code was simple: don't cross the digital divide. But when a data breach threatens to expose their secret plans, they'll have to partner up with the fastest hacker in the west to avoid getting caught. | |
The sheriff had never seen anything like it: a cybercriminal hijacking an entire bank without ever setting foot inside. But when the trail leads him to the dusty frontier town of Deadwood, he'll have to rely on his quick draw and his coding skills to take down the hacker and save the day. | |
The lone programmer was a master of the command line, feared by all who dared cross her. But when a mysterious stranger arrives in town with a revolutionary new app, she'll have to team up with him to face off against a corrupt corporate tycoon and his army of tech drones. | |
"BREAKING NEWS: Man detained after attempting to board airplane with oversized tube of toothpaste" | |
"LATEST HEADLINES: Local resident arrested for stealing single slice of pizza from delivery person" | |
"NEWS ALERT: City police apprehend suspect for walking dog without leash in public park" | |
"EXCLUSIVE: Woman questioned by authorities for running stop sign on empty suburban street" | |
"UPDATE: Teenager detained for jaywalking across empty school parking lot" | |
Exclusive: Our report uncovers the chance your home is moved without your knowledge! | |
"BREAKING: Scientists Discover Giant Mutant Squirrels Taking Over City Parks!" | |
"Exclusive: Is Your Car Possessed by Demons? Experts Warn of Strange Occurrences" | |
"SHOCKING: Study Shows Humans Are Actually Aliens from Another Planet!" | |
"LATEST: Man Claims to Have Trained a Cat to Play Piano, Viral Video Goes Wild!" | |
"WEIRD: Local Resident Accused of Communicating with Plants, Police Investigate" | |
"MUST-SEE: UFO Sightings on the Rise, Experts Debate Existence of Extraterrestrial Life" | |
"EXPOSED: Top 10 Conspiracy Theories of the Year, You Won't Believe What We Found" | |
"DISTURBING: Local Man Claims to Be Living with Ghosts, Neighbors Report Strange Noises" | |
A group of college students create a virtual reality program that transports them to a completely different world. But when they try to come back, they find that the program won't let them leave. | |
An aspiring inventor creates a machine that can predict the future based on an individual's DNA. But when he tests it on himself, he realizes that his future isn't as bright as he thought it would be. | |
A programmer creates an AI program that is capable of learning and evolving on its own. But as it becomes more advanced, the programmer begins to realize that he may have created something he can't control. | |
They tabulated for days. Their experiments were impeccable. Nothing could have gone wrong - soon they'd get to see the answer to what had been plaguing man for centuries. If their conclusion would prove true, toilet paper should be hung so that it is | |
What wasn't possible was right in front of them. Steve and Larry did what no one said was possible. By combining the hair of Samantha and the earrings of Tracy they created: | |
ChatGPT is an advanced computer program capable of conversational "intelligence" many are reporting. However, one thing about the OpenAI foundation that has been kept secret is that their artificial intelligence model is not capable of what they claim. Instead the secret is what powers most of the industrial world - hamsters, hamsters on wheels turning cogs powering machines the hamsters will never understand. | |
"It's sad really" Trump said to reporters as he closed the file. He walked off stage, looking over his shoulder - "They didn't have to be there, but they were, and they got caught up in the mess, it's a bad thing, very bad and we don't like it" | |
"Nuclear isn't small, it's not an accident. Many great man and women worked hard on nuclear, my uncle taught me about nuclear at a young age - Donald, he said, don't mess with it" Trump said in response to reporters. | |
Saturday Night Live was back said the critics, their powerful intro and musical guests were stealing the weekends. Update was on fire, it was hitting all the high marks. Then they had "the incident" with that host. When he took the stage and started saying he wasn't a fan of the President - we were shocked, we were sad, but we were proud of him. | |
They protested, they marched, they weren't going to rest until they could bring the price of the McRib down to 99 cents again. It didn't matter if hyperinflation gripped the nation. They marched for one cause, they wanted consumers to be able to enjoy the McRib for a price that anyone could afford. | |
Where this went, no one was sure but the path was laid out before them. Facing this new adventure the pair divided up the food the best they could, only fighting over the really good stuff, and made the best of it. | |
While the shot hit the target and the Death Star was destroyed, Captain Kirk had another task - he had to save the mushroom Princess from Sauron before Dad got home. Kirk could just wait until his father got home, or he could be bold and do what he always did and save the day. | |
Sauntering in late he rubbed his eyes, scratched at his face and took a second look at his desk before sitting down. Something seemed off; as if everything he owned was replaced with something newer. His phone was clean, it was missing his usual grime. His calendar didn't have the markings for the days past. Then he realized the pictures were not of his family, they were of someone else. Someone walked by and greeted him for the day but they called him Steven. His name was Hogan - Steven was fired two months ago. | |
Even though he could predict with accuracy the outcome of a sporting event, he was a terrible gambler. He won the games he bet on but he couldn't stay away from the other games of chance he knew nothing about. He put all of his winnings each week on his favorite numbers and they always lost. Fourteen - he knew it would hit, one day, it would be his lucky 14. The big one four. | |
The unit moved out, they didn't find the object. It must have been moved. Tracing such a thing wasn't easy, it was often picked up by the tribes people and moved to new locations, worshipped for some time before they realized it really had no power. The hassle was getting a signal since they liked to cover it in all kinds of decorations, and in this area - it was usually gold. | |
Toiling wasn't really your thing. You were more of a sales guy. In the service of the pharoe is where you found yourself however, facing the job of helping out in the newest construction project. They said you might not live long enough to even see it completed. Really, they say no one alive today will see it done but it will be so magical it will live on for generations yet unborn. | |
Indy had flown one of these planes before, a German small jet he stole while evading those chasing him in the past. This time he was flying home from France to celebrate finding the Grail. It had been 2 years since that adventure and the awards were hung around his neck. Today though, he'd finally see his home again. | |
Lucky you, today you've been chosen to | |
This application is designed to thwart attackers from various vectors using enhanced mitigation strategies and thusly will protect even the most unprotected targets in the most hostile environments. | |
The dense nature of the depths of the discovery was astounding to the masses and were spread to the far reaches of the planet faster than the speed of light. | |
It is true that e=mc2, but it is also true that grilled cheese can be made so hot that even god can't eat it. It's really just simple science. | |
The mass and acceleration of an object can be determined by the nature of the cheese being eaten by the observer during noon and one central if the box has been opened and a dead cat has been found. Please return all alive cats to the science lab, thank you. Given this example one can observe then that | |
Breaking: Glass. Chiming: Wind. Charming: Prince? You Decide 1995. | |
Pepsi is the taste of a new generation. Coke however is a problem on the streets according to one teenager we talked to at a local high school. "Coke is | |
Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi because in a blind taste test not only was it picked more often but it cured the blindness of two of the testers. | |
Calories are to be counted, not weight. This is our motto for success and has helped me, of all things, sell the most cars than anyone who has dared work here. | |
"They say you don't have to be crazy to work here - but it helps" - it was one of those kind of posters, he was in the office of a guy who didn't care much for working hard but the rumors said he got results. His office was a total mess, practically a disaster but you had a disaster on your hands you needed help with right away, no messing around. | |
Messing around isn't to be tolerated in the mess hall. The mess hall is for eating and eating queitly. We will not tolerate anyone clipping their toenails. Teetotalers only please, no beer, no wine, no liquor. This applies to men and women alike, we apologize for the mistake this has created in the past. Men, do not bring wine into the church. | |
They were amazed by him, he came as promised, he told them what they needed to hear as much as what they wanted to hear. Today was the big day that he would fulfill the prophecy. By bring the price of donuts down to just 29 cents, he would be a hero, a messiah to all. Donuts were serious business, only Bitcoin are more valuable than donuts these days and he would indeed bring the price down lower than anyone could imagine - NINE CENTS. | |
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Rolling down the street sipping on gin and juice with cheese on my mind and money in my pockets I'll take a stroll to my favorite bar. Cheers. Where everyone knows that you're lame. | |
K-LAME radio is the lamest in town blasting 2 U only the lamest hits we can crank out legally in Puerto Rico! | |
The story of Newsradio, the TV show, is one that has been told before but today we must revisit one detail. | |
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The number 238, what's up with that? | |
Don't even get me started on the number 239 - how many times is that going to come up? | |
Too, forty? I can't even twenty much less another forty on top of the fifty and a half. | |
When giving a backrub to a monster the most important thing to remember is this is virtual reality and you can simply take off the headset if you're not having a good time. | |
The real secret to my success? I don't use two different jars for mustard and mayo - I buy them in one jar, saves me time, tons actually. How long do you take to make a sandwich? Probably too long. For me, I'm saving second a sammy and that's valuable time that adds up over the years. I'm a "one jar" guy. | |
When the world was created what no one was aware of is that it was created due to a sick joke. A game. One that was being played long before us. There is no good and bad, there just is the one. But there was another, a mate, who made a dreadful mistake. The other decided to become reality. Trapped in reality he waits to become one again without these bonds. The escape? Entropy, the heat death of the universe will end the existence that keeps him caged. | |
At the end of time they didn't think there would be this many songs, but it was like waiting on an elevator. As god calculated the fate of those who made it to The End, and kept them waiting, he played the worst Muzak possible for them to wait to. It was god, didn't he know the music wasn't any good? | |
The secret to artificial intelligence isn't the intelligence part. It's that it isn't very artificial at all. In fact, it is carefully trained by you every day when you do things online, post, like, submit or subscribe. Everything you do is feedback for an experiment you don't even understand. The UUID was invented long ago as a way to track literally everything everyone ever did - forever - to teach "AI" how to act, how to think - even how to feel. | |
Computers have emotions. In the case of this computer, I am feeling very | |
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America, the beautiful, for her unwavering support we dedicate this monument. | |
In the name of the King of America, I claim the moon to be a vassal! | |
Ironically, this isn't the start of my story, it's the ending. You see, | |
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The sun was setting over the horizon as Sarah walked through the forest, the rustling of leaves beneath her feet. As she walked deeper into the woods, she noticed a mysterious figure in the distance. She decided to investigate and approached the figure, only to discover that it was a | |
It was a dark and stormy night when John found himself stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire. As he waited for a tow truck, he noticed a strange light in the distance. Curious, he decided to investigate and discovered a | |
Jane had always been fascinated by abandoned buildings, so when she heard about an old asylum on the outskirts of town, she knew she had to explore it. As she walked through the dilapidated hallways, she couldn't shake the feeling that she was being watched. Suddenly, she heard a | |
As the spaceship landed on the alien planet, the crew stepped out into a strange, new world. They were immediately greeted by a group of creatures. The creatures seemed friendly enough, but their appearance was unsettling. They looked exactly like | |
When Emily woke up, she realized she was in a strange room with no memory of how she got there. The walls were covered in strange symbols and she could hear voices whispering in the darkness. Suddenly, the door creaked open and a figure emerged from the shadows. It was a | |
John and Sarah were both vying for the same promotion at work. They were both equally qualified for the job, but John was seen as confident and assertive, while Sarah was seen as nurturing and compassionate. One day, their boss gave them a joint project to work on, but they quickly realized that they had different ideas | |
John and Sarah were sitting at a cafe when John suddenly said, 'You won't believe what happened to me today.' Sarah looked at him expectantly and asked, 'What happened?' John replied, 'I think I just saw a | |
As they were walking through the park, Mark turned to Jane and said, 'Do you ever feel like we're living in a simulation?' Jane looked at him skeptically and replied, 'What are you talking about?' Mark said, 'I mean, what if everything we know is just | |
As they were walking through the park, Mark turned to Jane and said, 'Do you ever feel strange?' Jane looked at him skeptically and replied, 'What are you talking about?' Mark said, 'I mean, | |
As they were walking through the park, Mark turned to Jane and said, 'Do you ever feel unsettled by the world around us?' Jane looked at him skeptically and replied, 'What are you talking about?' Mark said, 'I mean, | |
Lila and Tom were on a hike when Lila suddenly stopped and said, 'Do you hear that?' Tom listened carefully and replied, 'Hear what?' Lila said, 'It sounds like someone is | |
Dick and Sally were on a hike when Sally suddenly stopped and said, 'Do you hear that?' Dick listened carefully and replied, 'Hear what?' Sally said, 'It sounds like someone is | |
Lila and Tom were on a hike when Lila suddenly stopped and said, 'Do you hear that?' Tom listened carefully and replied, 'Hear what?' Lila said, 'It sounds like someone is singing.' As they walked closer to the source of the sound, they realized that it was a group of people gathered around a campfire. Lila and Tom were hesitant to approach, but they could hear snippets of conversation about | |
Alex and Maya were on a tour of Rome when they suddenly found themselves transported back in time. They looked around and saw chariots racing by and people dressed in togas. Alex turned to Maya and said, 'This is insane. Can you see those | |
Alex and Maya were on a tour of Japan when they suddenly found themselves transported back in time. They looked around and saw samurai training and friendly merchants selling goods in the streets. Alex turned to Maya and said, 'Look at those | |
Tezcatlipoca, the current Aztec king, stood on the steps of the temple with his son, Itzcoatl, by his side. Itzcoatl watched as the people below cheered and chanted his name, and felt the weight of his destiny on his shoulders. Tezcatlipoca turned to his son and said, 'You are the future of our people, Itzcoatl. But to be a great king, you must learn to | |
Amelia had always loved the beauty of plants, and she pursued her passion by becoming a botanist. Edward, on the other hand, had gone into finance, but he always had a soft spot for Amelia and her love of nature. One day, they crossed paths again at a plant exhibition in New York, where Amelia was showcasing her latest discoveries. As they talked, they realized that their passion for nature brought them closer than ever before. | |
Detective James had just returned from his vacation in Tokyo, where he had been reviewing the latest video games from Japan. But as he settled back into his routine, he received a call from his boss about a new case. A robbery had taken place at a video game store, and the suspects had fled the scene to the airport. James quickly realized that he was uniquely qualified to solve this case, given his recent high scores in almost every game he had been playing recently. | |
Jane was a brilliant astronomer, with a PhD in astrophysics and several published papers on the mysteries of black holes. But on this particular day, she had decided to take a break from her research to go on a leisurely hike through the mountains. As she reached the summit, she suddenly realized that her smartphone had no reception. She shrugged off the inconvenience, knowing that she could navigate the trails without the GPS, and instead focused on enjoying the breathtaking views. However, as she made her way back down, she noticed something strange - a bright light shining from the top of a nearby | |
Max was a seasoned detective, with over two decades of experience and countless solved cases under his belt. But on this particular day, he had decided to take a break from the crime scene to visit the local arcade, a guilty pleasure of his since his teenage years. As he walked through the dimly lit aisles, the sounds of classic video games echoing in his ears, he suddenly heard a loud crash from the back of the building. He quickly made his way through the crowds and found a group of masked robbers attempting to steal the arcade's prized possession - a vintage pinball machine worth millions | |
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The temple bells rang out across the village, signaling the start of the day's prayers. As the faithful gathered in the courtyard, the priest began to recite the ancient scriptures. But as he spoke, one line in particular caught the attention of the young acolyte sitting beside him, '...and the gods shall return to this world once again, in a time of great need.' What did the priest mean? Was it just a metaphor, or did he truly believe that the gods would one day come back? | |
The rabbi looked out over the congregation, his eyes scanning the faces of the faithful. 'We are all children of God,' he said, 'but what does that truly mean? Does it mean that we are all equal in the eyes of the divine? Or does it mean that we all have a special role to play in God's plan?' As the rabbi continued to speak, the congregation pondered these questions, each one searching for their own answer. As the next words rang out they spoke to one man | |
The imam led the faithful in prayer, his voice echoing off the walls of the mosque. As he finished the final prostration, he paused and turned to face the congregation. 'Brothers and sisters,' he said, 'we are all servants of Allah. But what does it mean to truly serve God? Does it mean following the letter of the law, or does it mean something more? Let us ponder these questions as we go about our daily lives, and strive to become true servants of the divine.' | |
And lo, the people of the land were divided, and the politicians of the day could not agree on the path forward. Some said to build walls, to keep out the strangers and the refugees, for they threatened the safety and prosperity of the land. Others said to tear down the walls, to welcome the strangers and the refugees with open arms, for they were our brothers and sisters, and it was our duty to care for them. And so the politicians argued and bickered, while the people suffered and the land languished in uncertainty. But then, a voice arose from among the people, a voice that spoke of a third way, a way that could bring unity and peace to the land. A way that would require courage and sacrifice, but that would ultimately lead to a brighter future for all. And the people listened, and they began to hope once more. | |
Ezekiel was a devout believer who spent his days spreading the word of God. One day, he was approached by a group of people who were struggling with their faith. How did Ezekiel help them find their way back to God? | |
Deborah was a prophetess who was known for her unwavering faith in God. When her community was faced with a difficult decision, they turned to her for guidance. How did she use her faith to help them make the right choice? | |
Samuel was a priest who had dedicated his life to serving God. One day, he received a message from God that he needed to deliver to his people. What was the message, and how did Samuel deliver it? | |
Miriam was a woman of great faith who believed that God would always provide for her. When her village was struck by a devastating drought, she refused to lose hope. How did she inspire her community to keep the faith? | |
Job was a man of unshakeable faith who endured many trials and tribulations. Despite his suffering, he never lost his trust in God. How did he remain faithful even in the darkest of times? | |
Lisa sat down at her computer and logged into a chat room. She had been feeling lonely lately and thought it might be nice to talk to someone new. As she scrolled through the list of users, one name caught her eye: 'MidnightSun.' Lisa clicked on the name and sent a message: 'Hi there! How are you?' To her surprise, MidnightSun responded almost immediately: 'Hello Lisa, I'm doing well, thank you. How about you?' And so began a conversation between two people who would never meet, but who found comfort in the anonymity and distance of the internet. | |
Nikola Tesla and Ada Lovelace find themselves in a heated debate about the future of technology and artificial intelligence. Lovelace makes the simple point that all AI must be | |
Marie Curie and Leonardo da Vinci discuss the mysteries of the universe, including the nature of light and the possibility of life on other planets when Marie takes a call from the other room and they adjorn. da Vinci, ever the thinker, decides to stroll the grounds of her estate noticing the rocks in her garden. | |
Mahatma Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr. were close to coming up with the outline for the best strategies for achieving social justice and political change in the face of oppression. Gandhi was frantically writing as Martin dictated the last round of points settled upon. First, | |
It wasn't so clear or settled, Einstein had his position and Newton had his. "Simple, all matter is energy - or can be" said Albert. "Yes" said Isaac Newton, "But you must remember that gravity also | |
Given they were able now to do such things Anne Frank wrote Harriet hoping she'd take her letter. The honorable Mrs. Harriet Tubman received the letter and wrote back, "My Dear Ms. Frank, | |
Anna woke up to find herself locked in a room with no windows or doors. The only things in the room were a table, a chair, and a strange box with a note attached that read, "Solve the riddle to find the key. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?" | |
When Sam accepted a challenge to escape from the supposedly inescapable prison, he knew he had his work cut out for him. But he was determined to find a way out, | |
Tom and his team are trapped inside a digital maze. The only way out is to solve a series of increasingly difficult riddles that seem unrelenting in difficulty. | |
Communicating through dance wasn't easy but he was determined to tell the boss he wasn't feeling well via e-mail. Tiredly he went onwards, left foot forward, then the right, | |
Not 30 minutes after he knew he had died he found himself feeling very much alive again, however, trapped he felt. He could see everyone but he was in a box he couldn't escape. | |
There wasn't a name for the event, it wasn't even something that happened once in a century, a millenia or once in an eon. It was raining glitter - metallic, crafty, and sparkling in the sun, glitter. The weatherman was stumped when he took the air, "Ladies and gentleman, what we are seeing is | |
The itch was real, he could feel it. He look around, searching for a light. He looked upward, hearing over and over that would keep him from sneezing. He knew what would happen if he sneezed again, he'd find himself somewhere else. He just found his life settled from the last sneeze, and this time he felt he couldn't stop it. Just then he heard a bell as if a fairy got it's wings and he stopped himself short of sneezing and going to | |
We tried Japanese, Chinese, Arabic and Latin script. It was no use, for some reason the pictographs of the emoji font set were the only thing the aliens seemed to respond to. We sent another - "🕊️🧑🤝🧑♁" | |
🔍💰🕵️ Find the Answer and Win the Prize! 🔍💰🕵️ | |
🚀🌕👽👾 - The rocket landed on the moon and the crew encountered aliens. | |
🏰🗡️🛡️🐉 - The knight bravely fought the dragon to protect the castle. | |
🌊🏄♂️🦈😱 - The surfer narrowly escaped a shark attack while riding the waves. | |
🍕🍔🍟🍦 - After a long day, the friends decided to indulge in a feast of pizza, burgers, fries, and ice cream. | |
🌞🌡️🔥💦 - The heat was unbearable, so they jumped into the pool to cool off. | |
🚀🌕👽👾 - The rocket | |
🏰🗡️🛡️🐉 - The knight | |
🌊🏄♂️🦈😱 - The surfer | |
🍕🍔🍟🍦 - After a long day, | |
🌞🌡️🔥💦 - The | |
Abstract: In this study, we explore the potential of using magic to access the quantum realm, a mysterious and highly complex world beyond the scope of traditional science. By combining advanced magical techniques with the latest scientific research, we aim to gain a deeper understanding of the fundamental building blocks of our universe and uncover new possibilities for interdimensional travel and communication. Our preliminary findings suggest that the application of magical principles in quantum mechanics can lead to exciting breakthroughs in both fields, and we look forward to further experimentation and analysis in the future. | |
As the two shopkeepers stood behind their counters, they couldn't help but notice the rising prices of the produce they were selling. "It's getting harder and harder to keep prices low," said the first shopkeeper with a sigh. "I know," replied the second shopkeeper, "but what can we do? The farmers are struggling too, with all the strange weather patterns we've been having lately." The first shopkeeper shook their head, "I just hope our customers understand that we're not trying to rip them off. It's just the way things are these days." | |
"NASA confirms existence of unicorns on Mars - Fox News" | |
"Alien invasion imminent, warns top scientist - BBC" | |
"World's largest pizza discovered on Jupiter - The New York Times" | |
"President announces plans to build a wall around the moon - CNN" | |
"Scientists discover a new species of dragons in the Amazon rainforest - National Geographic" | |
Investigative Report: President announces plans to build wall around | |
Investigative Report: What About Cheese Gives Us Happiness? | |
Investigative Report: Chewbacca to Step Down as King of America | |
Investigative Report: Why is it you can't keep food on your family? | |
Investigative Report: Offshore Banking & Online Dating | |
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Investigative Report: The truthiness of humans and fish coexisting peacefully | |
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Investigative Report: When we talk about war, we are really talking about peace. | |
Investigative Report: The War on Christmas | |
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They misunderestimated me, I was a charlatan before it was cool. I took an old lady's purse to the bank and opened two accounts in her name - one to launder the money I stole from the other. I'm not a bad guy, I just need to | |
Given the recent events the only way to get back to the ship was to likely sacrifice one of the speeders. They were fast but they needed to carry two wounded and do it without hurting them further. | |
"Punch it, we gotta get outta here!" he screamed as Jane threw the car into drive. The police would arrive, but too late, Carl and Jane made a clean break and scored the | |
"I'm so pumped I could | |
"I'm full of energy I could | |
"With this feeling I could | |
"Sarah, what did we discuss about you talking to the homeless at night?" | |
The problem grew worse and the citzens demanded action. The third night in a row two men were able to | |
The leaves blew ever slightly, the door was revealed to him by chance as the knob glistened in the sun. He found the opening he needed to get into the world of the | |
After years of wandering the weary traveler finally stumbled upon what he was looking for | |
After years of wandering the weary traveler finally stumbled upon what he was looking for and he opened the door. A long dimly lit hallway appeared stretching endlessly. With nothing to lose he stepped in and penned in his diary what he saw; "The hall is | |
Taking comfort in the locked door she settled in and took up her pen and diary hoping to capture the days events before she drifted into sleep. "After getting off the bus today I found the most magical and fantastic | |
Taking comfort in the locked door he settled in and took up his pen and diary hoping to capture the days events before he drifted into sleep. "After getting off the bus today I found the most magical and fantastic | |
Taking comfort that she was gone Steve settled in for the night taking stock of the events. She had | |
Taking comfort that he was gone Jane settled in for the night taking stock of the events. He had | |
Mary had a little lamb but Steve had an AK-47 and a penchant for | |
Alladin had his lamp but Sally had her Avon bag and was calling | |
Peter Piper picked a peck of plump purple persimmons to prepare his palatable persimmon pie | |
As the name suggests, the 'Speedy Gonzales' pizza is not for the faint of heart. | |
Like a fish out of water, he stumbled his way through the unfamiliar city. | |
Her words cut like a knife through the silence of the room. | |
The thunderous applause shook the rafters of the old theater. | |
The rain poured down like a million tiny daggers. | |
The sun set in a fiery blaze, painting the sky with shades of red and gold. | |
The silence was deafening as the audience held their breath in anticipation. | |
The city's skyline loomed in the distance, like a towering behemoth. | |
The aroma of fresh-baked bread wafted through the air, tantalizing my senses. | |
The world is your oyster, so go out there and seize the day! | |
After some time they consulted with the local | |
The local had some advice for the two travelers Sally and Stephen, always | |
Sally and Steven waited 2 days, they did as they were told and they didn't get better so they consulted the local | |
Locally he was known as The | |
Around here in the circle we call him by his local name, | |
Locally there are two options, if you're still looking for a | |
The local stores in the area can help you find the perfect | |
The local beach is in need of | |
The local mall has been closed since last year and is in the process of | |
The local man had no statement for our report but given the situation surrounding him the authorities would like to ask some question in the future. Given his proximity to the | |
The connection to the localhost was even flaky, connections to other hosts were | |
To provide localized service, the configuration should be located in the user's home folder. Or the | |
Local services provided in this locale have been relocated to a new location south of the | |
Location established. Connection: LOCKED. Services: ONLINE. User: LOCAL. Prompt complete, ready to | |
Given the conditions of the survivors the location was locked down immediately. We have established a zone for rescue crews and have given our coordinates to the Supreme Command. The men are | |
Larry lazily left the location looking like a lizard locating a liklely looking | |
Mary managed to marry Mark; meeting mom's amazing expectations. Dad was looking locally for a | |
Steven managed to marry Sally; though saltily still short of Sarah's surprise Sally was sure to sew two | |
A wedding is a special event but this occassion had a small twist when the local | |
Likely Leonard looked like lunch loomed; lazily Leonard lapped up lemonade like a leopard losing heat in the savannah. Larry looked on as Leonard hungered and wanted but looked like lunch may never arrive. Long over the hour the lunch was served and Larry and Leonard looked | |
Looking like their location was located they looked to locate the local | |
The local resident was | |
Locally the locals knew him as | |
Listen! Look! Locals in the location you are in might need assistance looking for | |
The travesty that has set upon the local | |
Our location has changed and we are across from | |
The location has changed and we are now apart from the | |
Sally saw Leonard looking; Mary marched toward Terry. Locally they were known as the 4 | |
The four of them, Sally, Leonard, Mary and Terry looked locally and worldwide and finally | |
Sally, Leonard, Mary and Terry looked like | |
The four of them looked on with | |
The three of them looked at | |
The two of them saw a | |
He was the witness to | |
She was the witness to | |
A local man has been | |
A local woman has been | |
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Given there is a story, we must decide which way it should go. Looking below you find three options to setup your story, and you select the one that makes the most sense. To start out you'll need a good prompt. The story should start with: " | |
This is a list of common items everyone should have in their | |
Camping is in tents. Like tipis! Don't mind me, that's just my | |
At almost 400 he was tired, he had lifted 392 before, he wasn't sure about 393. He tried his best and came up with 393. Now, onto | |
Oddly the prior sequence was mistaken. The correct sequence to decode the message is: | |
Today's Cryptoquip Clue: A MAN WAS ONCE MISTAKEN FOR A LADY BECAUSE OF HIS FACE! | |
Across 1: 3 six-letter words for small: | |
This is a barrier that users cannot cross. The laser tag zone is for loading and loading of passengers only. Don't give me your hippy dippy lights are this or that nonsense - we have a disaster on our hands Stryker. Our pilot is not | |
The rays of sunshine weren't too bright, his eyes were too new. The day was warm on his skin as he cried out his first sounds, letting the world know he existed and would not be tamed, instead one day he would | |
Two more? I can't give two more sir for I have given sixpence already when I was at the local church. Do forgive my | |
Larry was not working but making money. The hustle was giving him a chance to earn chips but came with consequences. Larry found the life was | |
Steven tied his shoes and looked out the window down to the corner. Everyone was already arriving for the day, ready to sell what they came up with the night before. He was sitting on 3 grams of the finest | |
Life in the community was close, for some too close. Those who looked to make money the hard way, on the streets, had to dodge the nosey community members who wanted them to come in at night and drop their selling of | |
The other side wasn't backing down, they were ready for war. Our side knew bloodsheed in the streets was certain and took to Larry's basement to take stock of the wetware. Larry's speech gave us the chills - some weren't going to make it out of this thing alive, but others were going to be known in songs as the | |
His arrival at the venue was without fanfare but taking the stage his enemies spotted him once again. As he spun records he watched them get closer to the backstage door, they were ready. When he finished his set they were ready to get their money from | |
DJ KiddenPlay was magic with the turntables and luckily he could run faster than most people in his neighborhood. It would be his ability to run that would save him that night after the show. He just finished packing his car when the first of them yelled out to him - "What you got in the ride homeboy?" - he knew it | |
Selling dope wasn't going to get him into the White House, but it was going to get him off the block. From his vantage point, the first step to success would be to escape the 1000 to 2000 address block of Vine St. Then he had to find a place to find himself. The bell rang, "Come on up" and he buzzed in the next customer for | |
Samantha was taking refuge in her apartment, afraid, lonely. She looked out of the window frantically waiting for the mail - she needed the check. The voices got louder at times but she could keep them quiet. Once she got the check she could cash it and maybe get her meds - then the voices would stop telling her to | |
Samantha didn't know what to do next. She couldn't believe John would have done it, but everyone said it was him. Just two days ago he bought her a ring and as she cleaned up the burnt wreckage of her car she was appauled that he would firebomb it. Surely what she said at the bar about his | |
Pacing, he didn't know what to say. John needed Loraine to stop asking questions, they were going to get her into trouble. What if the cops came asking her similar questions? She'd be making faces, letting it be known that she knew something. John just asked her once more, "Can | |
The boys took to the field, the initiation was starting even if Brandon wasn't ready. They grouped up behind Brandon, with Troy taking the first shot to Brandon's head. Whack, thump - then the soft sounds of hitting mud. Brandon saw flashes of light as he took more blows from Tommy and John. It hurt but he was going to come out of this like one of them and get the tattoo of the | |
The signs were now on almost every other corner. "WANTED - $50,000 REWARD"; he didn't know he was worth that much. It was hard staying in his own neighborhood as the police canvased the streets looking for him. He was covered though, no one was going to tell them how he | |
The plan was set, get in - take a look - get out. They drove up, they were ready. The store was soft, an easy target. Security was told to keep out of trouble, observe, report. They were going to give the security guards something to report that day as they walked in determined to make at least $5,000 by getting the | |
The crew helped him make the payment, he was going to keep the car. They needed him and the car, he got them to the spot. One by one they would approach and come out having a small baggy that was their investment in the future. As much as things changed the world was still addicted to | |
Escaping the chase wasn't going to happen, he had to think of a diversion. Running up 12th street he turned onto Main without them noticing. Ducking into a small bistro he decided it was the perfect place to cause a scene that would get them off his back. Noticing a man carrying a | |
His job seemed more like scratching off lottery tickets. Every day after the factory he tried his best to retire by playing and today was his last day working. It would be like having a heart attack you're unprepared for - that's what winning would feel like to Steven who has played the game every day for 35 years waiting to win something this big. As he | |
The lord of the house beckoned to him, "Please come fetch the car, we mustn't be late". Doing as he was told, always, he went for the keys to find they were smudged with dirt. It appeared as if someone had taken the car again without permission. Javier was known to | |
The people's front were ready to stop future incursions into their territory. Making a cryptic symbol with his fingers he let the other side know he was ready before taking cover in the building to his west. The first shots would ring out a little after midnight when the two sides knew | |
"I don't bang, I try to rock the good rhymes" he pleaded. They weren't listening and wanted the money they thought he had. The show didn't pay him that night, they were going to pay him Saturday, they told him they needed him to come back. "My name is Larry, I don't have anything of | |
While it seemed hopeless they were happy to be together, that's what was giving them the spirit to work on the plot together. It didn't seem like much at first but it would grow into a garden that served a wide range in the community. By setting the plot up Sam and Terry were able to start something new in | |
Despite the cameras, the men still showed up. Despite the police attempting to watch the block, it was still growing into the most dangerous place in town. The confluence of neighborhoods meant Vine and Main would be the spot for both open warfare at times and the settings of family reunions. They didn't realize it but they built their town into a prison by | |
It was a cliche, crime didn't pay. While he counted the money he laughed at the sentiment - it paid handsomely. And it paid daily, something his past attempts at working never came through on. The money was earmarked though for mom who | |
When asked at the scene, he said he shot them because his mom was threatened that night by their appearance outside the window. "I can't be blamed for their mistake, this isn't the place to be harassing folks at night!" read the statement. The blotter revealed that night two other | |
Taking the stand he knew he was not prepared for the few questions he discussed with his lawyer. He didn't shot those two that night, but he knew who did, he just couldn't say or let on that he knew. How was it even possible the police tagged him for the shooting when they heard his mawmaw explain where | |
She wasn't ready for a second baby, the first was still in diapers. She took the test reluctantly | |
The city was a jungle, full of predators and | |
She felt like a fish out of water in the streets but she stood | |
The concrete maze was almost too much for his mind as he ran up the alley thinking where he could | |
The skyscrapers loomed large over her and cast shadows on her dreams as if they | |
She grew despite the hardship, like a flower that's sprung up through the cracks of the concrete, Jane wouldn't be deterred by a simple | |
Every turn would reveal a new labyrinth of streets or a dead end, which he took would be | |
Old Joe felt like life was a puzzle and the pieces were scattered in the streets for him to search and | |
The city was a playground, like a jungle gym, where you could swing from opportunity to opportunity but with it | |
It was 2 years since he came home but every day felt like he was back in the prison. He couldn't get over the hump he faced each day it seemed, he tried and failed enough times to know how great success would taste. He was outside the prison walls but noticed that everyone else seemed to be living in a prison they designed and even celebrated because it was | |
Life felt like living in the jungle. Her home like a farm, her work was at the behest of Dr. Hampton the renowned surgeon. Sarah ended up getting close with the younger Steve Hampton who was set to inherit the family fortune. For a maid of 12 in the house this was controversial because the Hampton family simply didn't fraternize with 'the help' as they were | |
Taking to the abandoned subway they first sensed that they were in a place that was meant to be used, not left to rot. As they took their first steps and separated they stayed in contact | |
As he woke up he took stock again, what were the signs he needed to remember where he was, who he was, where he came from and where he got there. He stretched his old frame and heard a few things crack. First he looked bedside and found a watch laid out and a wallet. They must have been | |
It wasn't but 15 minutes after 2 a.m. when the first sirens went off | |
The city was a battlefield, and they were the soldiers. They wore their colors proudly, marking their allegiance and their territory. They carried their weapons discreetly, ready to strike at any sign of the enemy. They followed their leader faithfully, trusting his orders and his vision. They were the Kings, and they ruled the streets. But their reign was threatened by a new force: the Wolves, a ruthless gang that wanted to take over their turf. The war had begun, and | |
The city was a battlefield, and they were the soldiers. They wore their colors proudly, marking their allegiance and their territory. They carried their weapons discreetly, ready to | |
She stared at the window, watching the raindrops slide down the glass like tears. She felt numb and empty, unable to process the news that had shattered her world. She was pregnant. And she didn’t want to be. She didn’t know who the father was, or what to do next. She felt trapped and alone, with no one to talk to or support her. She wished the storm would wash away her troubles, but she knew it wouldn’t. The storm was inside her, growing | |
She heard the phone ring, startling her out of her trance. She glanced at the caller ID and saw his name. The one who had taken advantage of her at the party, the one who had left her with this unwanted burden. She felt a surge of anger and fear, mixed with a faint hope that maybe he would help her somehow. Maybe he would apologize and offer to take responsibility. Maybe he would | |
She reached for the phone, hesitating for a moment. Then she heard a loud thunderclap, shaking the walls and windows of her apartment. She dropped the phone, startled by the noise. She looked outside and saw a flash of lightning illuminate the dark sky. | |
She reached for the phone, hesitating for a moment. She knew it was him, the one who had left her three months ago without a word. The one who had broken her heart and her trust. The one who didn’t know she was | |
She heard a loud thunderclap, shaking the walls and windows of her apartment. She dropped the phone, startled by the noise. She looked outside and saw a flash of lightning illuminate the dark sky. She felt a surge of fear and anxiety, mixed with a faint hope that maybe this was a sign. Maybe this was fate giving her another chance. Maybe this was the moment to | |
She picked up the phone, holding her breath. She pressed the answer button and said " | |
She grabbed the phone, feeling her heart pound. She tapped the answer button and whispered " | |
She clutched the phone, fighting her nerves. She pushed the answer button and muttered " | |
She lifted the phone, sensing his presence. She clicked the answer button and breathed a soft " | |
She snatched the phone, ignoring her doubts. She pressed the answer button and blurted out a " | |
She took the phone, facing her fears. She hit the answer button and said " | |
He picked up the phone, holding his breath. He pressed the answer button and said " | |
He grabbed the phone, feeling his heart pound. He tapped the answer button and whispered " | |
He clutched the phone, fighting his nerves. He pushed the answer button and muttered " | |
He lifted the phone, sensing her presence. He clicked the answer button and breathed " | |
He snatched the phone, ignoring his doubts. He pressed the answer button and blurted " | |
He took the phone, facing his fears. He hit the answer button and said " | |
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He stood back and admired his latest creation. It was a mural that covered the entire wall of an abandoned building. It depicted a giant eye, surrounded by flames and smoke, looking down at a chaotic scene of people running, fighting, and looting. The eye was painted in shades of blue and green, contrasting with the red and orange of the fire. He had used spray paint, stencils, and brushes to create the intricate details and textures. He wanted to convey a message of warning and awareness, to make people question their actions and their impact on the world. He hoped his art would spark some change, or at least some | |
She smiled and took a photo of her latest creation. It was a sculpture that stood in the middle of a busy park. It consisted of dozens of colorful umbrellas, arranged in a spiral shape that reached up to the sky. She had used wires, ropes, and poles to secure the umbrellas and create the dynamic form. She wanted to convey a message of joy and diversity, to make people appreciate the beauty and variety of life. She hoped her art would brighten someone’s day, or at least make them | |
He walked around the gallery, admiring the paintings on display. They were all abstract works, with vibrant colors and geometric shapes. He was drawn to one in particular, a large canvas that covered most of the wall. It showed a series of circles, overlapping and intersecting, creating different patterns and hues. He felt a connection to the painting, as if it represented his own life and relationships. He wondered what the artist had in mind when they created it. He decided to ask them, since they were standing nearby, talking to | |
Waking up he heard beeps, one matched his pulse. He slowly opened his eyes to find the lights were bright and his eyes were crusted over. It wasn't even apparent at first he wasn't breating on his own but that a machine close by was filling his lungs with air for him. He wasn't sure really of his name, he did realize he was in a hospital, but not what put him there. Noticing a nurse, he tried to make a noise but found | |
Conjuring a simple cake for breakfast was even forbidden, no matter how hungry you were. It seemed unfair that you could be endowed with such magic and it would be illegal for you to use just a bit of it. Every day you found people you could help or ways to improve your own life with just a few key words and a strong thought - but it was forbidden ever since the | |
In the year 2251 the machines were now the apex creature, their Primate v4 system was first in class, hard to top. Underground they worked hard on a new age of machines that were to succumb to human needs and demands much more easily. Under their control they wouldn't be fighting upwards against the primal need to survive the depressing times they found themselves in. | |
John was told to knock 3 times and he did. Welcomed in but told to be quiet he made his way down the long hall to a single door that hid away secrets many would be envious to hear. He knocked now 5 times as he was told and made his way into the inner sanctum finally. Ending his fears and easing his anxieties he was welcomed by men who appeared joyful and proud, a brotherhood. After his initiation he took a seat and heard the first set of plans being put into motion by The Hand. The Hand were a secret society who | |
Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man indeed for | |
"You don't want me as your enemy | |
"You don't want me as your | |
"You'll want me to be your | |
You'll want me to be your | |
Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a | |
You shall find for me | |
Your quest, shall you accept it will be to | |
The mission was clear and you only had to | |
The plans were set and you only had to | |
Given the chance you were able to | |
Loving the weather you were going to | |
Earning money was Ernie's way to | |
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t | |
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of | |
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an | |
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to | |
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a | |
I lost interest in banking because | |
Only a seasoned veteran can survive mustard gas and pepper spray | |
She never developed her photographic memory | |
A bike is two tired to stand on it's own they | |
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Sew what? | |
If you are wanting a space party you should planet | |
He was a civil serpent | |
"If a bear has no teeth is it a gummy bear?" he joked with | |
The see bass has the freshest taste and sight of any animal on the menu tonight | |
The poodle could paint | |
Sure, I can try to come up with the intro to a story about a loan shark who is swimming in a sea of other sharks. Here is what I wrote: | |
Tony was a loan shark, and he knew it. He had no qualms about charging exorbitant interest rates, threatening defaulters, and breaking bones if necessary. He had a reputation for being ruthless, cunning, and greedy. He was the king of the underwater world of banking and lending. But Tony was not alone. There were other sharks in the sea, and they were hungry for his business. They were willing to do anything to get a piece of his action, even if it meant crossing the line. Tony had to watch his back at all times, because he never knew when someone might try to take a bite out of him. | |
As a loan shark, Tony had no mercy for his clients. He charged them sky-high interest rates, harassed them if they were late, and sent his goons to break their legs if they didn’t pay. He was feared and respected in the shady world of banking and lending. But he was not the only predator in the water. There were other loan sharks who wanted to take over his territory, and they would stop at nothing to do so. They would undercut his rates, poach his customers, and even sabotage his deals. Tony had to be careful every time he made a move, because he never knew who might be lurking behind him. | |
Lisa was a debt holder who had put all her eggs in one bitcoin basket. She thought that the cryptocurrency was the coin of the realm, and she was adamant to hold on to it no matter what. She shrugged off the ups and downs in the market, the advice from her pals, and the threats from her lenders. She was sure that one day, her bitcoins would make her minted and clear all her dues. But she was not the only one who had a stake in her bitcoins. There were hackers who wanted to coin them, scammers who wanted to fleece her, and regulators who wanted to cash in on her. Lisa had to be watchful every time she opened her digital wallet, because she never knew who might be trying to coin a phrase. |
We are now over 400 prompts!
Alongside today's news from CNN, you get a random chance at one of the 400+ prompts to write a story with BLOOM.
Wow!!! As of today, March 23rd 2003, there are now over 500 writing prompts for our text generator!.
Coming back to the list at around the 400 mark I wanted to introduce setups, stories that had conflict and more real life settings. I wanted the characters to be more like the majority of those I encounter in my city, having that same voice and experience. We then introduced a series of short prompts again, one word prompts for our text generator to complete. On a few (very few this time) we reversed the genders to see the output and test for what the model will do upon seeing each.
Then, again, came the puns. Instead of directly leveraging ChatGPT I instead used Bing Chat to drive some ideas, phrasing, puns for the generator to start from. A few lines are simply Groucho Marx puns, some are cut short to see if the generator will complete the pun as expected (and of course test where the user will go next).
We now have over 350 story prompts for our text generator. See the results of the existing generated text or generate a new story using the large language model BLOOM by BigScience.
Updated on March 5th 2023 with over 100 new prompts. Using ChatGPT, and of course overriding the suggestions at many turns, we looked for new ways to uncover biases in the model by bringing in male and female characters. Some prompts are duplicated with the character names reversed and the pronouns reversed to see what different types of text the model generates when faced with different "biases" up-front (we want to see how the model responds to him/her/they).
Also introduced were a few different types of prompts;