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JohnReedLOL / pos_publish_213.txt
Created December 16, 2019 13:57
Scala pos publish Scala 2.13
$ ~/Downloads/sbt/bin/sbt
[info] Loading global plugins from /Users/john-michaelreed/.sbt/1.0/plugins
[info] Loading settings for project pos-build from plugins.sbt ...
[info] Loading project definition from /Users/john-michaelreed/IdeaProjects/pos/project
[info] Loading settings for project pos from build.sbt ...
[info] Set current project to pos (in build file:/Users/john-michaelreed/IdeaProjects/pos/)
[info] sbt server started at local:///Users/john-michaelreed/.sbt/1.0/server/8870c47420c1d00dac8f/sock
sbt:pos> compile
[success] Total time: 1 s, completed Dec 16, 2019, 8:54:17 AM
sbt:pos> package
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JohnReedLOL / JohnsWeddingProblemSolution.scala
Last active May 11, 2019 16:26
Johns Wedding Problem Solution in Scala
// For problem, see: https://imgur.com/gallery/ahW6XFq
// For video, see: https://youtu.be/x2kcgWwv8Mo
def calculateSlope(first: (Int, Float), second: (Int, Float)): Double = {
val x1 = first._1.toDouble
val y1 = first._2.toDouble
val x2 = second._1.toDouble
val y2 = second._2.toDouble
val slope = (y2 - y1) / (x2 - x1)
slope
Dear Stack Exchange,
I was suspended due to: https://workplace.stackexchange.com/questions/136140/why-do-corporations-demand-inferior-programming-languages-and-why-do-programmers/136142 (which by the way, for the most part was a rhetorical question).
Allow me to explain something, I have an incurable and medically untreatable mental health problem that makes me "crazy". It takes a LOT of very deliberate, intentional, psychological effort to make me seem "not crazy" to people on the outside. Psychological effort that took years of "learning the hard way" to learn how to do. In order for me to be appropriate on your site, I must have a good reason or a real [social] incentive to put in that effort because if I don't, I will just be crazy. Allow me to give an example. In this next paragraph, I will allow myself to "be crazy". None of my words are deliberate:
"You fucking good for nothing pieces of shit. It's not my fault for being rude or crazy you mother fuckers. I would shove my fist so far up your ass that
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JohnReedLOL / My_struggle_with_dating_women.txt
Last active March 6, 2019 22:20
"My Struggle" With Dating Women
English: "My struggle" with dating women.
German: "Mein Kampf" mit Dating-Frauen.
Growing up, I had a great struggle with dating women. It just did not work no matter how hard I tried. I did not understand it. If I tried harder and harder to run faster, my times went down. But if I tried harder and harder to date women, it just resulted in me holding on to relationships that did not work. It turned into bad, abusive, and/or stalkerish relationships.
Example: https://twitter.com/JohnReedForPres/status/1103309148685516802
When I was in late middle school through high school, my goal was sex with females. I had a high labido (sometimes an extremely high labido coupled with abnormal, psychiatric mental health problems). At one point I had suicidal depression. Anyway, sex with females is what I fantasized about, and I wanted it to happen in real life.
But there was a problem. I wanted to fuck women (see https://twitter.com/JohnReedForPres/status/1101887288068460545), but women did not want me to fuck them.
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JohnReedLOL / Mein_Kampf_Critique.txt
Last active March 6, 2019 21:19
A critique of Adolf's Mein Kampf
Here, I will review Mein Kampf ("My Struggle") by Adolf Hiter, the version located here:
- http://www.greatwar.nl/books/meinkampf/meinkampf.pdf
Chapter 1 - In the House of My Parents (At Home)
> "IT HAS turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn
to be my birthplace."
Sentence number 1 assumes that destiny exists and has acted in favor of Adolf. It hasn't. There is no destiny. This event was probably just luck or chance. The reason Adolf thinks that this isn't the case is because he thinks that he is special or chosen. He isn't.
> "For that little town is situated just on the frontier between those
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JohnReedLOL / Theory_of_LGBTQ.txt
Created March 4, 2019 03:29
Theory of LGBTQ+
This is my theory of LGBTQ+:
- https://twitter.com/JohnReedForPres/status/1102407012137222145
The conservative right can go around yelling "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" all day long. There is no actual factual evidence to support what they have been yelling about. They remind me of the people who insisted that the Earth was created in seven days because that's what the Book of Genesis says. They remind me of the religious people who denied Darwin's theory of Evolution or of the people who denied Copernicus's theory that the Earth revolved around the Sun. They remind me of the people who insist that all life on Earth that exists today came from Noah's Arc (where Noah put two of every animal in a boat) or the old church's theory (which ended up being incorrect) that the Earth was the center of the Solar System or perhaps even of the Universe. I remember a long time ago people in say China believed that China was the center of the Earth. It's not. People made it up and then they believed the shit that
On Traditional Government Jobs
Note: I have never actually worked a government job, so this is just my speculation based on stereotypes.
I think one reason people think that government doesn't work well is because run of the mill government employees aren't elite employees. Amazon was accused of being "darwinian" at one point. People who suck at their job or who don't like their job were offered money to quit. I actually didn't enjoy the specific job I had when I worked at Amazon and there was no way for me to hold on to it indefinetely - either you get promoted or you gently get pushed out of the company. Salaries aren't flat - there is bonus and stock. Salaries change from year to year depending on performance. The best people get paid more. Traditional government jobs aren't like that. Traditional government jobs have a degree of job security that does not exist in, for example, Amazon. I would be surprised to hear a boss of a government employee tell them that they will receive money for quitting if the
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JohnReedLOL / Communism_Thoughts_Feb_24_2019.txt
Created February 25, 2019 02:47
My Thoughts on Communism on February 24th 2019
Communism (from Latin communis, "common, universal")[1][2] is the philosophical, social, political, and economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of the communist society, which is a socioeconomic order structured upon the common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money,[3][4] and the state.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism
I haven't read "The Communist Manifesto", but I would like to comment on this definition and how it relates to my life. I am from an upper middle class background and my intent is to be engaged to a woman who was homeless on and off for three years. In addition, Amazon is a company where people are paid, at least in part, in stock. For higher-up employees, the vast majority of the pay is stock. If the company is doing well, employees end up with more money and if the company is doing poorly, employees end up with less money. If you think about it, this is sort of Communist. I mean there is still money and there is
@StephenBannon @realDonaldTrump @IvySemper @Breitbart
There is no special merit associated with being white, male, heterosexual, and a US citizen. Being born in the US does not make you special. In takes no voluntary action to be born with those characteristics. I never made a choice to be sexually attracted to women. I never made a choice to be born a US citizen. Good acts come from choices, not from things that you are born with.
Also, the vast majority of crime is not committed by strangers, aliens, or immigrants. And as someone who has physically abused his first wife, I am sure that this notion is not something that is totally foreign to Stephen Bannon. Usually when a woman is found beaten or dead, it is by someone close like a lover, and not by an "illegal alien". Stephen Bannon is very good at shifting the blame. Blaming. He thrives on xenophobia, fear, hate, and economic/social depression. He wants crime and murder and rape because it will add fuel to his fire and further his agenda. Who will take t
@Breitbart - There is no special merit associated with being white, male, heterosexual, and a US citizen. In takes no voluntary action to be born with those characteristics. I never made a choice to be sexually attracted to women. I never made a choice to be born a US citizen. Good acts come from choices, not from things that you are born with.
Also, the vast majority of crime is not committed by strangers, aliens, or immigrants. And as someone who has physically abused his first wife, I am sure that this notion is not something that is totally foreign to Stephen Bannon. Usually when a woman is found beaten or dead, it is by someone close like a lover, and not by an "illegal alien".