A functional lookup to help you determine what to do when it's hot, based on your sitch. Original by Sir Coty Beasley.

whenToDropIt.js

function mySitch(situation){
  var holla = 'I got the rolly on my arm and I\'m pouring Chandon.';

  if(mySitch.LOOKUP.hasOwnProperty(situation)){
    holla = [mySitch.LOOKUP[situation], mySitch.SUFFIX].join(' ');
  }

  alert(holla);
}

mySitch.LOOKUP = {
  'pigs' : 'Park it',
  'pimps' : 'Drop it',
  'ngAttitude' : 'Pop it'
};

mySitch.SUFFIX = 'like it\'s hot.';

mySitch('pigs');