I had an epiphany at 12 AM

obscenity.cs

#pragma warning disable CS0183
#pragma warning disable CS0660
#pragma warning disable CS0661

long D = 12;

// if it compiles, it has to be true
var axiom = (My)8==D is long;

public class My {
    public static implicit operator My(long value) => new();
    public static bool operator ==(My left, bool right) => true;
    public static bool operator !=(My left, bool right) => false;
}