EE vs. Wordpress

gistfile1.txt

// ExpressionEngine Fully-Functional Blog Code:

{exp:channel:entries channel="blog"}
{title}
{/exp:channel:entries}

// Stripped Down Wordpress Blog Code:

// Get your blog code random access key
// this will 
$key = md5(CREDIT_CARD_NUMBER, 'random_string');

// Does this code match any of the first names of the cast members of
// the 1970's show "Taxi"?
$names = array('Alex', 'Louie', 'Elaine', 'Tony', 'Jeff', 'Bobby');
if(in_array($names))
{
define('KEY_IS_NOT_TAXI_CHARACTER_FIRST_NAME', true);
}

if(KEY_IS_NOT_TAXI_CHARACTER_FIRST_NAME){

// Figure out which order to make the posts in
$post_order = new PostOrderSorter();
$order = $post_order->Initialize_post_orderAlgorithm();

if($order != 'invalid_order')
{
initialize_sort($order);
}

// Get the posts
while(the_posts_from_your_blog() as $blog->wordpress){

if(there_are_posts_to_show())
{

echo '<h1>'.show_your_post_title($order).'</h1>';

echo '<p class="'.metadata_call_for_your_post().'">Posted by'.the_post_author_first_name($order).' '.the_post_author_last_name_string(LAST_NAME_FORMAT).' on ';

// Initialize Date
$date_format = new_date_format(FORMAT, $key, KEY_IS_NOT_TAXI_CHARACTER_FIRST_NAME);

echo $date_format;
echo '</p>';

echo the_post_text();

}

}

}

Caveat: There may be some bugs. It may look complicated but Wordpress is well documented. Once you get the hang of it you can give back to the community releasing all sorts of shit that doesn't work.

LOL

Kudos, Adam.