EE vs. Wordpress

gistfile1.txt

// ExpressionEngine Fully-Functional Blog Code:

{exp:channel:entries channel="blog"}
{title}
{/exp:channel:entries}

// Stripped Down Wordpress Blog Code:

// Get your blog code random access key
// this will 
$key = md5(CREDIT_CARD_NUMBER, 'random_string');

// Does this code match any of the first names of the cast members of
// the 1970's show "Taxi"?
$names = array('Alex', 'Louie', 'Elaine', 'Tony', 'Jeff', 'Bobby');
if(in_array($names))
{
define('KEY_IS_NOT_TAXI_CHARACTER_FIRST_NAME', true);
}

if(KEY_IS_NOT_TAXI_CHARACTER_FIRST_NAME){

// Figure out which order to make the posts in
$post_order = new PostOrderSorter();
$order = $post_order->Initialize_post_orderAlgorithm();

if($order != 'invalid_order')
{
initialize_sort($order);
}

// Get the posts
while(the_posts_from_your_blog() as $blog->wordpress){

if(there_are_posts_to_show())
{

echo '<h1>'.show_your_post_title($order).'</h1>';

echo '<p class="'.metadata_call_for_your_post().'">Posted by'.the_post_author_first_name($order).' '.the_post_author_last_name_string(LAST_NAME_FORMAT).' on ';

// Initialize Date
$date_format = new_date_format(FORMAT, $key, KEY_IS_NOT_TAXI_CHARACTER_FIRST_NAME);

echo $date_format;
echo '</p>';

echo the_post_text();

}

}

}

Kudos, Adam.