adamhepton

{
  "name": "channel-stats",
  "version": "1.0.0",
  "description": "Find out who has posted most into a Slack channel",
  "main": "slack.js",
  "scripts": {
    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
  },
  "author": "Adam Hepton <[email protected]>",
  "license": "ISC",

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var jsdom = require('jsdom'),
    csv = require('json2csv'),
    fs = require('fs'),
    processed = [],
    urls = process.argv.slice(2),
    fields = ['title', 'price', 'image', 'date', 'description'];

urls.forEach(function(url) {
  jsdom.env(
    url,

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var jsdom = require('jsdom'),
    csv = require('json2csv'),
    fs = require('fs'),
    processed = [],
    urls = process.argv.slice(2),
    fields = ['title', 'price', 'image', 'date', 'description'];

urls.forEach(function(url) {
  jsdom.env(
    url,

adamhepton

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am adamhepton on github.
• I am prox (https://keybase.io/prox) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASC70yZzCdhBilWveuMjteIPI4Gi3Fe9W27EVb55h3xsggo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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alias reset='git status -sb | awk -F'\''[/.]'\'' '\''NR==1{print "git reset --hard " $4 "/" $5}'\'' | xargs -I {} sh -c {}'

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# ... insert this somewhere in your .bash_profile or .bashrc
if [ -f ~/.bash_prompt ]; then
    . ~/.bash_prompt
fi

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module.exports = [
    {"id":1,"cardType":"A","text":"Flying sex snakes.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
    {"id":2,"cardType":"A","text":"Michelle Obama's arms.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
    {"id":3,"cardType":"A","text":"German dungeon porn.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
    {"id":4,"cardType":"A","text":"White people.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
    {"id":5,"cardType":"A","text":"Getting so angry that you pop a boner.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
    {"id":6,"cardType":"A","text":"Tasteful sideboob.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
    {"id":7,"cardType":"A","text":"Praying the gay away.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
    {"id":8,"cardType":"A","text":"Two midgets shitting into a bucket.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
    {"id":9,"cardType":"A","text":"MechaHitler.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},

adamhepton

Dear Ronnie (can I call you Ronnie, or would you prefer Mr McDonald?),

This morning, we did a breakfast run in our team -- we do one a week for eight to ten people depending on who's in.  Every week, there's something slightly wrong: it's never anything huge - a missed Diet Coke here, a Bacon McMuffin instead of a Sausage there, no ketchups, a milk-flavoured milkshake rather than strawberry: I think you get the picture.

Anyway, I'm not here to bag on the excellent staff at Halifax, they rep' you wildstyle, yo, but I wouldn't want to ruin your day's clowning with you thinking everything's all good when there are minor infractions taking place like this.

CAN HAZ VOUCHERS?

adamhepton

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@ECHO OFF
PowerShell.exe -NoProfile -NonInteractive -ExecutionPolicy unrestricted -Command "& %~d0%~p0%~n0.ps1" %*
echo Powershell exited %errorlevel%
pause
EXIT /B %errorlevel%