All the Cards Against Humanity cards

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    {"id":2844,"cardType":"Q","text":"Patient presents with _. Likely a result of _.","numAnswers":2,"expansion":"CAHe5"},
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    {"id":2847,"cardType":"Q","text":"Why am I broke?","numAnswers":1,"expansion":"CAHe5"},
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    {"id":2850,"cardType":"Q","text":"Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _ at their own pace.","numAnswers":1,"expansion":"CAHe5"},
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    {"id":2852,"cardType":"Q","text":"In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _.","numAnswers":1,"expansion":"CAHe5"},
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